Disclaimer/AN: Made as a request for V-Bird on AO3, maybe this isn't what she was looking for... but it's what came out. lol.

Summary: Girly Bits part 2.

Tony figured out a way to make Peter a man again but watching Peter squirm in his girl form was just way too entertaining. That will teach him not to touch things that do not belong to him. Until of course Tony was met face to face with a spunky red headed girl named Mary Jane Watson. Peter would go on for hours about this girl and for a while Tony had gotten a little jealous but Peter had assured him that MJ was only his best friend and that was all. So it wasn't a total surprise when she showed up at the door with a duffle bag full of girly stuff.

"Sorry Miss, we're not going to be buying any AVON in this house. Not now and not ever."

"I'm actually here to see Peter Parker." The red head answered coolly while flashing Tony a wicked grin.

"Oh my God MJ I'm so glad you're here!" Came the unmistakable squeak of Peter's female voice when he, actually she, pulled the red head into the house by the wrist and dragged her into the room Peter barricaded himself into. Tony rolls his eyes and shakes his head at the dramatics that was his boyfriend. Girlfriend. Person. Whatever.

Peter honestly didn't seem to mind it last night either, in fact Tony was all the more willing to show Peter just how awesome being a woman could be especially in the pleasure department. Peter at first would just scrunch up her cute little nose and shake her head while saying, "No, no, no! I am not doing that!" Peter changed her tune the moment Tony showed her just how wrong she was. Those 'No, no, no's' soon became 'yes, yes, yes's!' and 'more, more, more's!'

Tony tried suppressing a devious grin between his teeth when the door to Peter's bedroom opened and MJ came out looking so proud of herself, "Introducing, Penny Parker!" she made an arm gesture at the girl who wore a red halter top sundress with a matching red ribbon in her hair, the long brunette mane was lightly curled at the end and she wore a pair of black mary jane shoes.

Tony blinked for a moment as though he couldn't believe his eyes, he simply stared and didn't even noticed his mouth had dropped open until Peter or "Penny" gave him a funny look.

"Uh Tony you got a little somethin' right here," she pointed to her own chi n until she waved a hand at Tony's face, "Hey! Do you need a bib?"

"I told you, that dress does it all the time," MJ smirked and hooks her arm with Peter's, dragging her out the door, "We're going shopping! Penny needs more clothes than your dress shirt Tony, don't wait up!"

"I think we broke his brain…" Peter murmurs and closes the door behind them.

Tony didn't snap out of it until he heard MJ's echoing reply, "…going shopping…shopping…shopping…" Shopping?! There will be more dresses and shoes and… underwear. Swim suits! Oh God yes! Lingerie... "Hey girls! Wait up!" and dashes out the door after them.

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