Dear Prucan Writers,
Stop making me have sex with Russia, I hate that bastard and our names are similar too it's all so confusing I mean what the fuck.
Sincerely, Gilbert Beilschmidt.
AN: i know this seems like its not prucan but i have read quite a few ones were russia does unmentionable things to either prussia or canada and then im like . _. poor russia i love u bby