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"Are you guys excited for chapter ten?" Elle asked.

"What?" Mohinder asked back.

Elle shocked him. "I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to-"

"Shhh!" Captain Vooshka put his finger to his lips. "Listen."

A ghostly howl came from the distance, like a wolf calling to the moon. But scary.

"It's them." Vooshka drew his saber, tensed and ready.

"Sheep don't howl," Ando said skeptically.

"Ghost Sheep do." Vooshka kept his eyes trained on the horizon.

"Hey, it could be the Ghost Sheep Riders that are howling, not the actual sheep," Elle pointed out.

Mohinder sighed. "It doesn't matter. Hiro, just stop time, catch the King, and then I can get my job back and finally get some cough drops." He coughed.

Elle raised a finger. "Don't forget about stopping Adam and Noah from fighting, and saving the time/space continuum."

"Yeah, that too. So anyway, Hiro. Freeze time."

Hiro squinted his eyes and opened them again. The howling continued, and it was getting louder.

Ando cocked his head. "Hiro, the Ghost Sheep Riders are still there."

"They don't stop! They must be immune to time freezes!"

Captain Vooshka scowled. "Of course. Ghosts are not supposed to be in this time anyway, and they do not exist as we do."

Mohinder paled. "How are we going to catch the King then?"

"They have arrive," Vooshka said, pointing with his saber and not answering his great- great- nephew's question.

The Ghost Sheep Riders were a fearsome sight. The Sheep were double the size of regular sheep and had vicious fangs. The Riders themselves were equally intimidating, brandishing a variety of weapons: scimitars, tazers, AK-47s, flintlock muskets, bazookas, Swiss army knives, crossbows, et cetera. The Sheep and their Riders appeared to be made out of mist.

"Vooshka. My old friend." The Ghost Sheep Riders parted, making way for the speaker. He [the speaker] had a ghostly crown on his head, and his Sheep was even bigger than the others. He had a short beard and messy hair. It was Samson Gray.

Hiro's jaw dropped unattractively. "Lionel Luthor!"

Samson shook his head. "No, on this show I'm Sylar's dad."

Elle whipped out her cellphone and thumbs flew across the keyboard. "Sylar's not gonna believe this..."

"We have come to capture you," Vooshka said. "Surrender yourself now, and no one gets hurt."

"Oh, someone's going to get hurt."

The Riders charged. Elle and Ando blasted them with red and blue lightning, but it did nothing. One Rider made a beeline towards Hiro, and the time traveler drew his sword. Hiro slashed at the phantom, but his blade passed straight through. The Rider pulled out an oversized mallet and smashed Hiro over the head.

Mohinder ducked and dodged, ghostly bullets whizzing past his head. Then he thought, How did I go from walking to the drugstore to this?

Vooshka and Samson were locked in fierce combat. Steel flashed in the sun and a loud CLANG rang out every time their blades met.

Suddenly, Mohinder felt Elle right next to him. "Mohinder!" she yelled over the sounds of battle. "I know what we need!"

"What?"

"Some Boss Laundry!"

"What?!"

Elle grabbed Mohinder and pulled him over to Hiro, who was lying on the ground. She slapped him. "Wake up!"

Hiro blinked several times, then pushed his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

Elle gave a sigh of relief. "Okay, Hiro, we need some Boss Laundry."

Hiro's eyes lit up. "Good idea!" He touched one foot to Elle's foot, his other foot to Mohinder foot, and grabbed Ando's (who was bravely attempted to fend off the Riders) ankle. Hiro squinted his eyes, and they disappeared.

When they arrived at their destination, it was Mohinder's jaw's turn to drop. "What the..."

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Guest Editor's Note: Hey, this is Sakura Katana, guest editing and posting for my little brother, The Hash Slinging Slasher. He had too much homework to use the computer, but he really wanted to post tonight, so I did him a favor. Bwahaha.

Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed that chapter. All I know about the whole Boss Laundry thing is... something I can't tell you. (^^) Please review with praise, criticism, suggestions, and just that general feedback stuff. I know The Slasher would really appreciate it.