K-chan - I'm not dead!!!! (dances)
Everyone - Dammit.
K-chan - Whelp, some bad news is that Kirie and I are fighting.
Everyone - ...
Naruto - She doesn't even show up here that often.
K-chan - Shuddap halfpint. Now, the good news is that because of her absense, I'm holding auditions for all of the readers (it's optional)!!! WHOOT!!
Aimi - How in the cow are you suppost to be able to do that?
K-chan - ...How in the cow?
Aimi - (giggles) My boyfriend and I made an agreement not to curse. (flips hair)
K-chan - ...(twitches) Anyways, the contest is really simple. Send in your best dare/question. The one we agree on for the best wins!
Aimi - But how are they going to be able to write in the story.
K-chan - The winner may give me the liability to use them in my story. They get to pick their own name, Naruto boyfriend or girlfriend and so on.
Everyone - OH DEAR GOD!!!!
K-chan - Damn wusses. (turns to everyone) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Hi Hi K-chan
Great chappy super good Dare and question time K-chan:I would love to have that link to the pic you mentioned it would complete my life, Also i started a fan club for you for now it is only me and i am its president but i will recrut (or thretan) new members into joining Aimi: Just appalogise and i will not torture you anymore (Other wise i can think of way worse ways to do so next chapter) Kirie: I didn't know you liked sasgay (Sasuke but no mater how you spell it, it still sounds the same) but you got to know hes gay right? Naruto: come back to life so i can kill you again and again Sasgay: You escape my rath, you should be extremly grateful to Kirie Suckura(Sakura): YOUR A BITCH! Kakashi: BURN YOUR ORANGE BOOK! WAHAHAHAHAHA! K-chan (again): (Yami has a massive nose bleed from the kiss and begins his super happy time dance) Great chappy update soon
K-chans fanboy forever
Yami
K-chan - (squees) YAY! I GOT A FANBOY!!!!! And I already sent it to you. (winks)
Aimi - ...Fine... I'm so-...sorr-...sorry. (pouts) But it's NOT like I car-
Deidara- Shut up Ai, Before you make yourself look like a bigger idiot
Everyone- (nods there head in agreement)
Aimi- No one loves me. I'm going to run away and join the circus, were I can make the fleas start there own fan club for me.
K-chan- But Ai, you have no talents a cicus would want.
Aimi- (Runs to a closet, then runs back in a bedazzled dress that can blind you.)
K-chan- What glittery monstosity are you wearing?
Aimi- I'll entertain with my dancing talent and beauty.
Deidara- I think that's called a stripper.
Aimi- ...Meanie head. (cries)
K-chan - As much as I agree with Deidara, I'm feeling oddly nice... (turns to Deidara) That wasn't nice!
Aimi - Yea. It wasn't nice!
K-chan - You shouldn't be so mean to Aimi- neechan!
Aimi - Yea, you shouldn't be so mean to me!
Deidara - Why is she repeating everything you say?
K-chan - ...That's a good question.
Aimi - It sure as a twinkee is a good question!
K-chan - SHUDDAP!
Kakashi - I don't wanna burn it!!!!
K-chan - Here. Give it to me. I'll keep it safe!
Kakashi - (squeals) Really!? (hands K-chan book)
K-chan - Nope. ( throws book into fire)
Kakashi - (faints)
Sasuke- I dare you to kill Naruto. That way you'll gain the Mahegenkyou...however the hell you spell it! And then kill Itachi using Mahegenkyo. SHOW YOU BASTARD BROTHER YOU MEANING FUCKING BUSINESS! Then commit suicide, cause I hate your emo ss.
- CertainDestiny
K-chan - (le gasp) Not Itachi!
Sasuke - I was happy 'til the end...
K-chan - Oh well, I guess that means I'll have to find a new boy toy. (walks over to Sasori)
Sasuke - (kills Naruto) I don't care how man times you say believe it. It will never happen!!! (gains Mangekyou) Whoot!
Itachi & Sasuke - (engage in the worlds longest glaring match)
K-chan - (twirls hair) So, Saso-kun. Wassup?
Sasori - ...I dunno...
K-chan - (drops pen) Whoops! (Picks it up. Bend and snap!)
Sasori - (nosebleed)
I dare Sakura and Hinata to spend 72 hours strap to a lawn chair while Naruto, Sai, Lee and Sasuke tickle-tortures her mercilessly.
- sco23
K-chan - Hehehe... That can be arranged! (snaps fingers)
Hinata & Sakura - Huh? What? (strapped to lawn chair)
The boys - (tickles with a feather)
Sakura - NOOOOOOO! Not the ticklage! I can't handle it!!
Hinata - (laughs) Oww, my sides hurt! Stop!
K-chan - Never!!!!
And now, some author-ing from Aimi!!
Aimi- ( clears throat) I declare a proclamation!
Kai- Of what, exactly?
Aimi- I declare on IWAGAKURE!
Deidara- What?! Why?
Aimi- I have a theory!
Kai- Which is?
Aimi- That everyone from Iwa wears a ponytail!
Deidara- Not true! My sister had pigtails!
Aimi- Tail is still tail!
Jiriya- Did someone say tail?
Aimi- I did.
Jiriya- Awwww, Ya'll bitches are uglez!
Aimi- That kind of is why we dont do drugs!
Kai- Like you.
Whelp, that's it I suppose. No more dares and I'm out of ideas. Until next time!!!