A/N;
Another chapter of Amazing Clichés! :)
A few people have suggested this, and I see this EVERYWHERE, not just in the MR fandom. It's especially overused in the Teen Titans fandom, but that's another story. I've seen a few of these, and that's enough to convince me to cliché it.
Also, go read my 'Day of Anti-Hardwicke' story. 'When the fans get angry'. Hope you enjoy. Oh! And I even did my signature 'veer off madly, crashing and burning at the end' thing that I usually do on here. So maybe you'll get a laugh or two out of it.
Iggy: I can't believe you forgot to put your anti-slander thing in it.
Rain: 0_0 yeah, I forgot to add 'I don't know Hardwicke, I will never meet her, no disrespect intended, blah, blah, blah' at the start, so I had to go back and edit. -_-
Iggy: I'm guessing you own nothing in THIS story, either?
Rain: You're an idiot. If I didn't own anything in any other chapters or stories, what makes you think I would suddenly own Maximum Ride and any other affiliations?
Iggy: Internet auction?
Rain: Why would James Patterson auction the rights to MR on the net? -rolls eyes-
Iggy: It could happen!
Rain: Okay Ig, you just keep on thinking that. Go to your happy place.
Iggy: My happy place is with the flock.
Rain: You got your play date with Total! The only other stolen flock member I can give you is Total, if -iKate- lets me borrow him.
Iggy: The dog is better than nothing.
Rain: I'll see what I can do.
R & R
Fang was googling hims- oh, I mean he was blogging one night, when suddenly a purple leprechaun leapt out of the bushes holding 6 brightly coloured laptops. Fang squealed and jumped back, his laptop landing on the floor... but since it was a vampire laptop it didn't break. Coz it was invincible and stuff. Anyway, the leprechaun began doing a jig and singing in an Irish accent;
Hey Fang, how do you do?
I
have some laptops for you!
Blog, IM, read fan fiction and even
flame,
but if they break I am not to blame!
There's one for
each flock member,
Because you're such a laptop hogger!
Then he threw the laptops at Fang's head, and vanished in a puff of green smoke.
"Aren't leprechauns green?" Fang asked in confusion. Then he shrugged, and kicked each of the flock members awake.
"What the hell!?" Iggy moaned, getting to his feet with the others. "Who kicked me?"
"It was Fang, duh! Oh wait..." Angel mumbled, but then flashed Iggy a sweet smile (which he couldn't see). Iggy hurled himself into a tree in an attempt to be more emo than Fang, because he actually had a reason.
"The leprechaun gave us laptops!" Fang cheered, giving the flock their own laptops. They all squealed excitedly, and Iggy even returned from his temporary emotional breakdown. They all sat down on the forest floor, all immediately experts and complete computer whizzes.
"Hey! Let's go away from each other and talk on IM! That'd be so awesome!" Nudge suggested in her Nudge-way. The other agreed without question, because it was such an awesome and PRACTICAL idea to go get lost in the forest where they could be attacked by Erasers, and talk only on IM. Totally PRACTICAL, and stuff.
Anyway, they all disappeared and signed onto IM. Just to avoid confusion, here are the IM names;
Max; theleader
Fang:
thedarkone
Iggy: theblindkid
Nudge: themotormouth
Gazzy:
thefunkystomach
Angel: theinnocentgirl
Total: thedog
Yes, Iggy could type. He was just so cool like that.
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Theleader has just signed on
Thedarkone has just signed on
Theblindkid has just signed on
Themotormouth has just signed on
Thefunkystomach has just signed on
Theinnocentgirl has just signed on
Thedog has just signed on
Theleader: OMG guyz this IM thing is sooo kwl!
Themotormouth: Yer totaly max! Its awesum cuz i can tlk 2 u guys w/out actually tlking! How awesum is dat? Pretty awesum!!!1
Theinnocentgirl: yerdefinitely
Theblindkid: is any1 havin flashbacks from ch2?
Thedarkone: shut up iggy
Theblindkid: no way fang u luv max dnt u????????
Theleader: shut up iggy
Thedarkone: shut up iggy- i do not like max!!!!!
Thedog: I havnt sed anything yet! Yay!1!!!!!111!!
Everyone: shut up total
Thedog: -cries-
Themotormouth: Oooh max u luv fang huh? And fang luvs you? You shud totaly get 2getha ova IM and stuf! Itd be so cute and sweet and like tru luvvvvvvv!!!!!!!
Thefunkystomach: nudge ur such a girl
Theblindkid: I luv ella!
Thedarkone: shut up me and max are bout to admit our undying luv and stuf
Theleader: we were?
Thedarkone: uh.... no
Theleader: aw k
Theblindkid: just hury up nd say it pleezz??
Thedarkone: I totally luv u max wanna get married?
Theleader: yeh of course! Then well hav a baby and name her Faxidgeanotalzy!
Thedarkone: k i dun luv u no more
Theleader: u deadbeat! Ur gonna love this baby cuz shes our responsibility nd stuff!!!!!!!
Thedarkone: wen did i get u preggers?
Theinnocentgirl: -sighs- of course were left out agen guys lets make our own convo!
Themotormouth, Thefunkystomach, Thedog and Theblindkid: ok!
Themotormouth, Thefunkystomach, Thedog and Theblindkid have signed off
Theleader: i cant believe u won care 4 fax w/me! U totally suck!!
Thedarkone: wen did i get u preggers?
Theleader: u r such a loser, i dnt no wat i saw in u! omg, im gonna b a single mom! -cries-
Thedarkone: wen did i get u preggers?
Theleader: i hate u!
Thedarkone: wen did i get u preggers?
Theleader: gaaaaaaaaaaaah! Go die fang i h8 u!1!!!!!!!!11!!
Theleader has signed off
Thedarkone: wen did i get her preggers?
Thedarkone has signed off
The flock all met back up again, Max slapped Fang really hard and he got a nosebleed, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel, Total and Iggy went on strike because they were greatly unappreciated and were sick of it. Max had Faxidgeanotalzy and the events of 'Max's secret love child' happened all over again. Fang went and had an affair with Brissa, who had come back after eating rat poison and dying in a previous chapter. The author posted this story thinking it was the most ORIGINAL and CREATIVE story they'd ever come up with, and everyone lived happily every after.
The end.
A/N;
I don't think I violated any rating rules. It's T, so yeah. Haha.
MS hates me. So many squiggly lines...
R & R.