The Net is Truly Vast and Infinite

by Floydgoneawry

"I've had enough!" She ran from Konata, giving no thought to her destination. The door in front of her could not possibly lead to anything worse than this. "NO KAGAMIN!" She was too late though. Kagami had already thrown open the door...

10. Even Walls Fall Down

Kagami stood there. The charred tatters of her
clothes flowing loosely in the slight breeze that blew
through the server.

Her right eye twitched involuntarily.

Something inside her snapped.

She reached out, grabbed one of the comical
metallic tentacles and slammed the Doctor against
each side of the doorpost before throwing him
against the pillar of memes that had gathered around
to torment her.

Down came the dancing hamsters, wild p#3mon,
copypasta with sauce, and lolcats in a Chocolate Rain
all around the raging girl.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FINGER! OR YOUR
CANDY MOUNTAIN! OR YOUR GODDAM COWBELL!"
she screamed as she kicked away a bear that was
trying to nab Konata.

Unfortunately, the flood of memes may never stop.