LEGENDS LOST IN TIME: Chapter 8
Disclaimers: I don't own Pokemon :(
The author had called everyone par Nurse Blissey to meet him in the main lounge room as they were all preparing to head off to the 2nd century.
"UGH. AFTER THE FIRST CENTURY, LITERALLY SHIT ALL HAPPENED IN THE LIKES OF THE 2ND AND 3RD CENTURIES! I FOUND SOMETHING AND AFTER THE LITTLE POMPEII ACCIDE-"
"AND the rape attempts." Arceus butted in.
"YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. I DECIDED TO GO A LITTLE MELLOW ON THIS ONE. SO YOU MAY FIND IT FUN OR BORING AS FUCK. ANY QUESTIONS?"
Azelf raised her hand.
But the Author already knew what she was going to ask.
"NO AZELF. THE SECOND CENTURY DOESN'T HAVE BOMBS OR GUNS. THEY HAVE LOW KEY STUFF LIKE SWORDS AND SHIELDS. ANY REAL QUESTIONS?"
Azelf grumbled and cursed to herself as she lowered her hand.
Latias, Darkrai and Mew raised their hands.
"RIGHT. GOING TO GUESS LATIAS IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A GOOD QUESTION AS DARKRAI'S WILL PROBABLY BE ABOUT SUICIDE AND MEWS WILL BE ABOUT CANDY. LATIAS GO ON."
"Where are we going?" she asked straight forward.
A large flash in the room, rendered everyone blind for a few seconds.
"Ah! My eyes!" Giratina complained, rubbing his eyes.
Everyone was in the roman clothing they were in before. And to save you from going back and checking what they wore, here you go!
The majority of the boys were in togas, traditional clothing for upper class males. However, Darkrai and Sceptile weren't so lucky and was in old, ragged leather tunics. Deoxys also was in a tunic, but his was brand new and was acting like a vest as it revealed the large scar on his chest. They all wore old shorts on and had roman sandals on as well.
The girls minus Azelf, Mew, and Nurse Blissey (Who was not coming), were all in roman styled dresses with roman sandals on. Mew had a female new tunic on also wearing roman sandals. Whilst Azelf was in a toga that ended at her knees and showed a little bit of cleavage. She had a belt on with multiple bags connected to it.
"AH! THE MAGIC OF COPYING AND PASTING!"
"Really? Are going back to that shit hole?" Rayquaza cursed.
"RUDE. YOU JUST OFFENDED LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE!"
"Shut up." Rayquaza snapped.
"Ugh, I'm bring a hand gun and some C4 with me just in case any horny males thinks I'm prostitute!" Azelf muttered to herself as she placed the small gun and the bombs in the bags attached to her belt.
"That was your own fault. You know that right?" Deoxys smirked as Azelf just gave him the middle finger.
"RIGHT. SO I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN BUT YOU LOT DON'T. YOU'VE ALL BEEN ASSIGNED AS HELPERS IN SOME SORT OF WAY TO THE EMPEROR OF ROME HIMSELF, COMMODUS!"
"Define helper. As in what content?" Arceus demanded an answer.
"GOD. CAN'T YOU SAY PLEASE FOR ONCE? JEEZ. STUFF LIKE CLEANING, COOKING, BEING HIS SEX TOYS ETC."
Nearly all the girls paled at the last part, but Sceptile eyes grew into stars. The chance to cook for the emperor of Rome! He could cement his name in history!
"LET'S GO!"
As soon as the author said that, a large portal opened up in the middle of the room. One by one everyone jumped in as they taken away to the second century.
(December 31st 193, Rome.)
Everyone appeared inside the main room of a giant building.
"RIGHT. I'VE ALTERED EVERYONES THOUGHTS TO THINK THAT YOU LOT HAVE BEEN HERE WORKING FOR LIKE FOREVER. END OF THE DAY, I'LL TELEPORT YOU LOT OUT SEEMING THERE IS JACK SHIT TO DO HERE! LATERZ!"
"Sooooo. Now what?" Rayquaza asked everyone as they waited for something to happen.
Suddenly walking around the corner, was a man in fancy looking roman robes.
"Oh! You lot must be the new staff for Emperor Commodus!" he said to the group.
Arceus stepped forwards and started to talk.
"Indeed. We are here to work under Emperor Commodus." She said.
"Excellent! The Emperor has been waiting for your arrival! Come! Come!" the man said as the group followed.
He escorted the group to a room were a middle age was resting on a throne with a bunch of women around him.
"Percival, who are these bunch of baffling buffoons?" the man asked.
"Emperor Commodus. These are the new workers." Percival told the man, who was now identified as Commodus. He grinned.
"Ah. So you are the new workers that were bought from Milan!" Commodus said, standing up and walking towards them.
"Bought?" Mew asked innocently.
"Indeed. You were all slaves ready to be purchased. I only demanded the best of the best. And it appears I have gotten just that!" Commodus spoke as he stared at the likes of Arceus, Xerneas, Azelf and Latias breasts. Arceus, Azelf and Latias picked up on it however Xerneas didn't.
"Damn you Author…" Rayquaza muttered in hatred, the fact he made them slaves.
"And if you refuse to work or fail to live up to expectations, I'll throw you in the dungeon and you'll be forced to fight in the gladiator battles. If you're female, well…" he smirked with a dirty grin. "Let's say you'll still be sent to the dungeon, but my guards there will have at it at you!"
Deoxys was grinning at the thought of partaking in other gladiator battle. Azelf, however, had an evil smirk on her face.
"Hmm. If I can somehow get in that dungeon, I could force all those prisoners to become suicide bombers! YES! Blow this joint sky high as history remembers the worst terrorist attack EVER!" she thought to herself.
Azelf had obviously forgotten that her first attack in the 1st century didn't go to plan, costing her an eye.
"Any questions?" Commodus asked politely for someone living in the 2nd century. Azelf raised her hand. The other legends saw this as Arceus face paled as she saw the grin on her face.
"Yes blue haired girl?"
"Fuck you!" Azelf grinned as she gave him the middle finger.
"AZELF!? What are you doing?!" Arceus screamed at the former willpower Pokemon.
"Telling this cocksucker to go fuck himself!" she grinned.
"Take. That. Back. NOW!" Commodus yelled as a few guards stepped forwards.
"Make me."
"Guards! Throw her in the dungeon! Have to it that she gets treated well!" Commodus yelled as the guards grabbed Azelf, who did not struggle at all.
"Well, she sure is doing a good job in attempt to get her other eye slashed out." Darkrai muttered to Sceptile.
"Anyone like to be like her?" Commodus asked calmly. Everyone shook their heads sideways, signalling no. Deoxys was tempted to go to the gladiator battles, but even he didn't want a potential repeat of Pompeii. "Good. Now your roles."
"Giratina, Rayquaza and Mew. Cleaning!" Commodus commanded as he gained a grumble from the two males and no real complaint from Mew.
"Deoxys and Lugia. You two shall be in the forge making weapons!"
"Darkrai and Sceptile. I have been informed you Sceptile are an extremely good cook. So you two shall cook for tonight!" Commodus announced. Everyone had a look of fear on their face as Sceptile was buzzing because he had the chance to cook for royalty!
"Now go!"
Everyone that had their names announced went off. Leaving Arceus, Latias, Meloetta, Eevee and Xerneas standing still in the presences of Commodus.
"And what about us?" Xerneas asked with caution, not like the signs they were singled out.
Commodus grinned.
"Glad you asked beautiful!" he said, walking towards them. Xerneas blushed slightly but was quickly shaken off as she was use to this.
"The emperor of the Roman empire had grown bored with the women he currently has. The Emperor of the roman empire likes the ladies in this group of slaves…" he said seductively.
"However… As much as I would like you for myself. My commander, Talon just won a war with our army and deserves a reward. Question name is who? All of you stand still were you are!" he said as he walked behind them. What the girls didn't know was that he was assessing their asses. During his speech, he kept his eye on Xerneas.
Maybe…
Xerneas felt her entire body stiffen up as her face turned red in a flash. She looked down to see Commodus hand from behind was on her breast. She tried to squirm away. She turned around in a flash and back handed slapped him in the face, as he fell to the ground.
"YOU JUST GROPED ME!" she screamed as two guards came over and restrained her.
"Xerneas!" Arceus cried until she received a sharp look from the guards.
"She sure is a feisty one. I'm sure Talon will love that! Take her to his room and lock her in there!" Commodus commanded.
"GUYS! HELP!" Xerneas shouted as she tried to break free.
"You four!" Commodus yelled. "Go clean the torture room! I WANT EVERY SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD GONE! NOW! Once done, come for the feast! You friend though, may be absent."
Latias, Arceus, Eevee and Meloetta were escorted to the torture room to go clean as they feared for Xerneas.
"Y'know. You were pretty stupid to say that to the emperor." One of the guards told Azelf.
"Eh." She merely said with a smirk as everything was going to plan.
The guard to Azelf's left went over to unlock a wooden door.
"Now or never…" she thought to herself. Azelf quickly grabbed the hand gun that was in her belt bag and shot the guard to the right of her in the face.
"WHAT TH-" the guard opening the door shouted until Azelf aimed it at his chest and shot him 3 times there. The guard by the door was still alive but struggling to breathe.
Azelf just stood over him and played with her hair, twirling her finger around in it.
"Sorry. Nothing personally but those prisoners in there belong to me now! I'll leave you to do your own thing…" Azelf said smirking as she walked down the door, reloading her gun in the process in case anymore guards were down there.
Once down stairs, she poked her head around the corner of the door to find about 20 to 30 people caged up with only one guard, who was sitting down on a chair. Azelf aimed the gun up and…
BANG! She hit him straight in the forehead. All the prisoners freaked out as Azelf walked out of hiding.
"Hehe. Headshot." She chuckled to herself. She noticed that all the prisoners were cowering. Azelf decided to play innocent girl act.
"Hohoho. What do we have here? A bunch of men cowering at the feet of a little girl. Humph." Azelf laughed as she walked over to one of the cells. The man in the cell was sitting in a chair and had no legs. Azelf bent over, pretty much putting her ass in the air as many of the men tried their best to look up her toga skirt. Due to the prostitute like clothing she was showing a lot of cleavage, and due to her bending over, that was in the line of sight for the man.
"Ca-can I he-help y-you?" the man stuttered in fear, but his face was burning red due to the sight. He wouldn't take his eyes off Azelfs chest. She groaned and pulled out her gun and shot him in the face.
"Yeah. My face was up here!" Azelf talked to the dead man, pointing up to her face.
"AND! If you want to join him, I suggest not staring at my assets. I was forced to wear this! Now. You all belong to me now. Got it?" Azelf yelled as they all shook their head in agreement. "Good boys. Here is what you're going to do for me…"
"Tomatoes with salt and pepper plus a little bit of lemon juice AND into the salad you go!" Sceptile chirped to himself. Darkrai just grunted.
"What's wrong with you?" Sceptile asked blandly.
"Whut? Oh… Just…" Darkrai mumbled.
"Just what? It better not be about my cooking!" Sceptile snapped slightly.
"It's not about your stupid cooking! It's… I want to make amends with Meloetta bu-"Darkrai said.
"Darkrai. Seriously? You've tried, Time and time again! She won't listen. Unless there was a way you can show her the truth but that is so stu-"Sceptile started.
"Show her the truth… that is it! Sceptile! You're genius!" Darkrai blurted out.
"Uh? Ok? Try this will yah?" Sceptile said confused, passing a metal bottle over to Darkrai that had a cork over it. Darkrai undid the cork and got hit by the fumes on the content inside. Darkrai placed the bottle on the table and puked into a basket nearby.
"How was it?" Sceptile asked.
"(Cough) (Cough) Ho-horrible…" Darkrai spat as he wiped off a bit of vomit on the side of his mouth. "What is that?"
"The Emperor's stew." Sceptile answered. "A combination of mushed up mushrooms, fresh olive oil, cut up cow eye, a few prickles for texture and slowly cooked horse meat!" Sceptile told his friend. "Come on! We can't keep him waiting!" Sceptile said as he pulled out another bottle of the stew and poured it in to a bowl.
"Probably should not leave this lying around." Darkrai said, putting the bottle away in the bag.
"Got to find a way out…" Xerneas muttered to herself.
However she knew there was none.
A sound coming from the door caught Xerneas attention as she span around to see the door opening, hoping it was another one of the legends.
Instead, it was her worst possible fear…
A tall bulky, white man, cover in lots of battle scars walked in the room, grinning at the sight.
"Well, well, well. Commodus has rewarded me." The man said.
"You must be Talon? Right?" Xerneas asked backed up now against the wall
"Smart one aren't yah? Yeah. Names Talon. I have to admit, he has out down himself this time."
"Listen. Let me go and there won't be any issues." Xerneas said, issuing a threat to the large man who was walking towards her.
"ohhoo! So scared. Brave too. Nice." He said getting closer. He was now a metre away from her.
"A little closer… come on…" Xerneas thought to herself.
"So?" he said placing his hand on the wall, next to Xerneas face. "Shall we get this done and over with?" he asked.
"Yeah. I have another idea. Sorry." Xerneas said. She rammed her knee in to his chest and punched him in the face as she made a dash for the door. Despite the force she used, it was only enough to stun him. Xerneas was near the door until she felt something trip her up. She looked behind to find he had dived to ankle tap her. Talon started to drag Xerneas towards him.
"COME HERE YOU BITCH!" he shouted as he literally chucked her against a wall as she fell on to a bed. Talon pressed his hand on her neck, enough to restrain Xerneas. With his other hand he began to rip Xerneas roman dress.
"When I'm done with you, you shall be wishing you took the easy way!" Talon hissed as Xerneas feared for her life.
Everyone minus Xerneas and Azelf that had finished their jobs and were just waiting on Darkrai and Sceptile. A few of the males looked around.
"Latias? Where is Xerneas?" Rayquaza asked his wife, who flinched. Latias shrugged her shoulders.
Sceptile and Darkrai walked into the room. Sceptile smiling away as Darkrai looked at the group of human version Pokemon.
Xerneas was not there.
"Here you go Emperor Commodus! Hope you enjoy!" Sceptile said giving him the stew that was radiating toxic fumes. Sceptile bowed politely as he and Darkrai joined the others.
Commodus took a sip of the stew broth and then munched on some of the meat.
"How bad is it?" Arceus asked Darkrai.
"You know… bad…" Darkrai replied.
The conversation was interrupted by a loud coughing. The coughing was coming from Commodus himself.
"Wha-what (cough) did you (cough) (Cough) DO!?" Commodus roared as he fell off his throne on to the ground where he began coughing up blood. That cough turned into him spewing rapidly as his body began to shake. All the guards ran over to him
The legends looked in horror, especially Sceptile. Everyone began moving around. Darkrai had other things on his mind.
"Xerneas! Where is she?!" Darkrai asked the person next to him, which he didn't realise was now Meloetta.
"Why do you care?" Meloetta snapped.
"DAMMIT! Where is she! We don't have time!" Darkrai barked. Meloetta was slightly stunned.
"Only saying because I care for her. Commodus said something about a room belonging to a guy called talon! Now get out of my sight!" Meloetta confessed.
"Meloetta. Thank you." Darkrai thanked as he slipped out of the room.
Meloetta looked at him run off. Was it wrong for her to hold a grudge for this long?
She felt an odd feeling… something she hadn't felt for a long, long time. She placed her hand on her cheeks as they started to warm up slightly.
Was… she blushing because of him?
"THE EMPEROR! H-he i-is d-d-dead!" one of the guards shouted as there was panic now in the room. Sceptile dropped to the ground and started to cry. His cooking just killed someone.
"He has been poisoned! SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL HIM!"
Percival turned his head to the legends.
"It must have been them!" he shouted as he pointed towards the group.
"Now lad. Let's not jump to conclusions, shall we?" Lugia shouted.
The guards drew their swords as they walked towards the legends.
"Deoxys! What do we do!?" Eevee asked in a panic
"Too many off them to fight.
Eevee started to gain a few tears in her eyes.
"Well, if you're going to die now, might as well tell him how you feel?" a familiar voice rang in Eevee's mind. She looked around to find Eva (also in roman clothing) standing there. "Go on. DO IT!"
"H-her again!?" Eevee muttered to herself.
"Watcha say?" Deoxys asked. Eevee looked up at him.
"Deoxys… The real reason I asked to be your maid is because I l-"Eevee said talking with her eyes closed until she interrupted.
"TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!" a group of people standing at the giant entrance to the room. About 15 people in rags stood there all with boxes strapped to their chests. In the middle of the group, grinning away was Azelf.
"Boys… go play with the guards." Azelf said to them as the men charged towards the group of guards.
As they got closer, Giratina recognised what was attached to their chests. Something Giratina had confiscated from Azelf many times before.
C4 bombs.
"GUYS MOVE!" Giratina shouted. The legends all dodged out of the way as the men ran straight towards the guards with no fear.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The first C4 exploded as the rest were later set off, shacking the entire building. Azelf stood at the doorway, with her arms in the air, laughing away like a manic.
"Ahahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she cackled away as she watched the destruction she had caused. The others moved over towards her without any really injuries.
"And once again, explosions are the answer to everything! Hehe!" she laughed as Arceus slapped her in the back of the head.
"YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US AS WELL!" she yelled.
"Well I didn't, now did I!" Azelf snapped.
Darkrai fell to the ground as the entire building shook.
"Either that was an earthquake or Azelf…" he muttered to himself. He saw a women cowering on the ground, covering her head with her hands.
"Excuse me! Talons room? Where is it!?" Darkrai demanded.
"Just down the hall here! What is happening? Is the gods angry at us?" the women told Darkrai and then asked him.
"Thanks and sadly, I wish it was the gods angry at us." Darkrai told the women, as he was 99 percent sure this was Azelfs doing.
Darkrai checked all the rooms until he reached one with a black door. He tried opening it but it failed.
"Breaking and entering at its best. Great!" Darkrai muttered to himself as he ran back to gain a run up ready barge through the door.
Talon just had finished ripping off the top of the dress, revealing Xerneas breasts (about C size cup).
"Look at them…" Talon, said licking his lips. Xerneas moved her head away, closing her eyes yet tears still escaped them. Only thing that could save her was a miracle.
And that miracle was coming in 3, 2, 1…
Darkrai slammed through the door as Talon and Xerneas looked up to find Darkrai on the ground.
"Who the hell are you?" Talon shouted. "Get out of my room."
"Get off her! NOW!" Darkrai shouted. Talon growled at him as he grabbed his sword. Darkrai stood his ground, with a minor touch of sweat dribbling down his head. Xerneas eyes widened.
"DARKRAI! Move! Don't just stand there! RUN!" Xerneas screamed as Talon got off her and charged to Darkrai. Darkrai dodged the first swing of the sword and pulled out a bottle. He didn't get so lucky the second time as the sword made contact with his side, cutting slightly. Darkrai pulled the cork off the bottle and splashed the content into Talons face.
Talon screamed in pain as his face started to sizzle away due to the content burning his face away. He fell to the ground, dropping his sword. Darkrai went into the swoop, grabbed the sword and stabbed Talon through the chest.
Darkrai now panting, fell to the ground. He was clutching his side as blood was flowing out, but not at a rapid pace to be a serious threat.
"Sceptile… Your cooking for once came to good use…" he panted out words.
"Darkrai…?" Xerneas asked.
Darkrai turned his head to find her with both arms covering her breast. His face turned red slightly as a little bit of blood dripped out of his nose.
"Did he do anything?" he asked. She just shook her head. Darkrai sighed as he removed the used leather tunic he was wearing and chucked it over to her.
"What about you?" Xerneas asked the former Nightmare Pokemon. Darkrai turned around so she could put the tunic on.
"I'll be fine. We need to go before Azelf completely blows this place up!" Darkrai said, still panting. He tried taking a step before falling to his knees.
"Shit… my side…" Darkrai cursed, now feeling the full effects of the wound. Xerneas, now decent ran over and helped him up, carrying him on her back.
The two joined up with the others in the main room with all the guards, prisoners and practically anyone else dead on the ground.
"XERNEAS!" Latias shouted rushing over to her friend as did everyone else. They saw the condition Darkrai was in.
"Shit! What happened to him?" Lugia cursed.
"He saved me. Again. He needs medical attention. Now!" Xerneas said.
"AUTHOR!" Arceus yelled.
"YO"
"Let's go. Azelf and Sceptile killed everyone here and Darkrai needs to see Nurse Blissey now!" Arceus told him.
"OK THEN…"
The portal opened in the middle of the room. Rayquaza and Giratina took Darkrai off Xerneas and carried him over. They all entered the portal and now was back at the house.
Rayquaza and Giratina took Darkrai over to Nurse Blissey to get the cut looked at.
"Hey Eevee? What were you going to tell me before? About being my maid?" Deoxys asked as the two of them walked back to their room.
"I… uh… just want to say um… How fun! Yeah! How much fun it is to be your maid!" Eevee improvised.
Deoxys smirked at her answer.
"Weak Eevee. Weak!" Eva hissed at Eevee.
(Later that night.)
Darkrai had the wound stitched up and was walking with Xerneas back to their rooms.
"Hey. I just want to say thanks… for saving me… again." Xerneas said with embarrassment. "Before you handed me the tunic, did you see much of my?" Xerneas asked with an embarrassed look.
"I didn't see anything. And It's fine. But I want to ask you something…" Darkrai asked.
"Ask away then." She said as they were now standing outside of their rooms.
"Why?" Darkrai asked with his hair no longer in its gelled position and instead was over Darkrai's eyes.
"Why… what?" Xerneas said in confusion.
"If this whole suicide issue happened in the first trip. Everyone there would have let it happened. But now, you. You won't let it go…"
"I don't understand…" Xerneas asked in confusion.
"Of course you don't… NONE OF YOU DO!" he yelled not at Xerneas, but at the ground. "Sorry, I wasn't yelling at you… just needed to yell."
"None of you understand what it is like to be hated by humans, the fact all you can do is cause nightmares, you are some sort of injury magnet… Yet you won't give up on me!" Darkrai asked.
Xerneas was dumbfounded.
"Because I want to help and change all that…" Xerneas said to him. Darkrai grunted.
"Sorry if it seems I was yelling at you. Just had a lot on my mind… Night" Darkrai said before walking in to his room.
"Hey boss? Heard some yelling. Everything ok?" Sceptile asked as he was baking a cake. Darkrai looked back at the now shut door. Should he go back and apologise for snapping back there.
"…"
"It's nothing." He merely said before heading his room to catch up on sleep.
Xerneas stood there standing still outside her room with her hand on her heart.
All the male legends have been hitting on her for centuries.
Her heart was broken when she found out Latios was gay… she had been looking for that link.
She walked in to her room and locked the door. She slid her back against the door till she was on the ground, still with her hand on the area of her heart.
She started to mutter to herself…
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Do… I like… Darkrai?"
Authors Note: I shit you not, This is the best of the second century. All the fun stuff is later :P Oh well, I'll just have to make fun then.
Yeah. So I'm not entirely happy with the chapter but it has development in it so got that out of the way.
A few weren't happy with Deoxys fear. Lol, I thought it would be funny to give the invincible, badass a really weak fear.
Love all the entrees so far for the name the ship competition. Next Chapter I'll announce the winner.
20 ANNIVERSARY HYPE! TCG! MYTHICAL LEGENDS! PUSHIES! RED, BLUE AND YELLOW ON 3DS! MAYBE POKEMON FUCKING Z! #HYPETRAIN!
Z is a no hope in January. So I believe February is the month!
NOW: I'm debating if I want to ever write a lemon in this series, cause right now, it's heading there. So I want your opinion. A poll is up soon...
LEMON or NO LEMON?
As always review, suggest or PM. Poke_Spectre out!
Question of the day:
WHAT are you most hyped about for the 20th anniversary? ONLY PICK ONE THING! Can't say everything ;)
Cruel I know. One thing.
I want to say Z. But I'm not.
For me it has to be the exclusive TCG (Trading card game) packs coming. All those promo cards. I NEED DARKRAI, ARCEUS AND GENESECT. If I get them, i'll die in peace.
But I'm probably going to buy as much as possible!