Well, here's the last one… sniff, it's so sad to see it go.


Can't Buy Me Love


Dax was going to die.

Yes, inevitably everyone dies, but the former blue ranger was going to do towards a very very early grave if he couldn't find it. The ring, where did the ring go?

He let out another groan. He'd looked for almost an hour, a whole hour, and the engagement ring he'd bought Ronny had completely disappeared. It had gone poof, nowhere to be found…

He'd looked through his pockets, dresser drawers, the bathroom, the dining room, the couch cushions, and even through a vase of flowers for safe measure.

Where could it have gone?

Chewing on his knuckles as he lifted the covers up, and searched under the bed, he prayed that Ronny wasn't going to be home anytime soon.

Okay, he'd gotten home and he'd had the ring then called Rose to tell her he was going to propose, put the groceries away, went upstairs, got changed, then came back downstairs to cook a romantic dinner, he'd chopped up the vegetables and then discovered the ring had gone missing…

"Oh the kitchen." Dax said, the obvious hitting him as he bolted in there to see the water he'd set to boil was indeed boiling, and steaming up the kitchen. Moving the pot off of the element and nearly burning his hand in the process, the frantic blue ranger searched through the fridge

"I'm home!"

In horror, Dax realized Ronny had arrived home early. Quickly tearing through the groceries, Ronny entered the kitchen, narrowly avoiding a flying bag of carrots.

"Uh, what are you looking for?"

"Nothing?" Dax offered, voice going three octaves higher than he thought possible.

Ronny rolled her eyes, bending over and picking the bag of carrots up. She was about to toss it over to Dax before stopping and squinting. She reached into the bag and pulled out a small silver ring, with a yellow stone in the center. She looked up over at Dax who seemed to be focused on destroying the fridge until he found something.

She could feel tears of happiness in her eyes. "Dax? Does this mean-"

Dax whirled around, jaw dropping as he realized she had the ring in her had. He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uh… this went so much different in my mind…"

Unable to contain herself, Ronny let out a squeal, and threw her arms around her boyfriend (now fiancé).

"I was worried I was going to have to order onion rings…" Dax mumbled into her shoulder.

Ronny giggled. "From you that would have been just as good."


Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied. Tell me that you want those kind of things that money just can't buy, I don't care too much for money-
For money can't buy me love.