capitulo diez! teehee. so yeah, tomorrow is my orientation... so... FAIL.

school is on friday... i be emo. hahaha.

darkemoperson, Princess of blah blah blah, PeaceMakerxHandgrenades, VALLED, and Anmari Rin Suna.. seeing reviews put a smile on my face! and you definitely put a big grin on mine!

YAY. so now. READ ON! XD

chapter ten.

"I do not have violent tendencies, damn it!"

"Yeah, sure, Haruno."

"I'ma kick your-! Aw, fuck."

"See? I was right."

"It's your fault for being so damn insufferable, Hyuuga."

"Okay, Sakura-chan. I'm confused."

"No worries! I just need your help!"

"...with what?"

"Neji!"

"...what about him?"

"Awww, Ten-chan, you're blushing!"

"Shut up! Just tell me what you meant already! God!"

"Teehee. Fine, fine. He's shunning Homecoming, and I need your help to get him to un-shun it."

"Um, why?"

"Oh, you know, Naruto and Hinata!"

"Oh, right. Okay. And how am I supposed to get him to... un-shun Homecoming?"

"Ask him to go with you, of course."

"...are you serious?"

"Very."

"Damn it, Sakura!"

After school, I went to go sit down on the steps where we had all agreed to meet. I mean, hi, hello, shopping?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Like YAY!

"How much was it, Haruno?"

"Ehe... Like... -mumble-"

"What was that?"

"Um, maybe... one hundred and fifty? I'm sorry!"

"One hundred and fifty. For a dress."

"...maybe."

"Crap."

Okay, like yes. I was obsessed with my dress. It was GORGEOUS! Teehee.

Expensive (which got me in big trouble with Neji dear), but totally sexmazing and awesome.

It was strapless (show off dem shoulders! amirite? or amirite?), it went to my mid-thigh, and it had a bustled skirt.

AND! AND!

It was an awesome shade of green. YES. It matched my eyes. Teehee.

Homecoming was starting to not look so bad. I mean, I was going to look sexy even without a date. So, HA!

Gaara: have you been avoiding me?

Sakura: no. why do you say that?

Gaara: you just seemed weird today...

Sakura: weird how?

Gaara: like when you totally tripped (cuz apparently you lack the capacity to walk across a flat surface) and i caught you.

Sakura: you bitch. okay, yeah. what about it?

Gaara: i'm not being a bitch. I'm merely stating an observation. sakura. you turned red, shoved me off, and ran.

Sakura: your observations could be less insulting could they not? okay, when you say it that way, it does seem bitchy and like i was avoiding you... but i wasn't! i swear!

Gaara: i tell it like i see it. so sorry haruno. okay then. what were you doing?

Sakura: like i said before. you bitch. i was... um, ino wanted to talk to me! yeah!

Gaara: okay, ino was with sasuke. so you're lying.

Sakura: mmph. okay, okay. but i swear that i wasn't avoiding you!

Gaara: yeah, sure. whatever you say, haruno.

Okay... so I was avoiding him. Why? Because I fangirled my friend!

And I sure as hell didn't want him to know that I did.

He holds absolutely no respect for his fangirls, and I did not want to be on the boy's bad side.

I mean, yes, he's unemotional (a total butt), but when you get him pissed off it's scary as hell.

I remember asking Gaara why he had issues with his feelings, and also advising that perhaps a shrink would be a good idea (he glared at me when I said this, indicating that I was annoying him).

While Gaara was glaring at me, and I was smirking trying to hold back the urge to stick my tongue out at him, Naruto came and sat down with the two of us.

"Ne, ne. Why are Gaara and Sakura-chan just staring at each other like that?"

"She asked him why he had issues with discussing his feelings... and she implied that he was mental," Kankuro said, obviously amused.

"Oh," he said, then paused. "Well, Sakura-chan. Gaara has issues with discussing his feelings because he has a dick."

He said it as if it were the answer to everything unknown.

Both Gaara and I turned around and stared wide eyed at the boy.

And then... I almost died of laughter.

Although Kankuro beat me to it.

Hinata: what's going on?

Sakura: what do you mean?

Hinata: neji-nii texted me saying that he was hearing a lot of crashes in your room. so he wanted me to find out.

Sakura: that ass. why did he not knock on the door and ask?

Hinata: because, sakura-chan. you're not exactly the calmest person when angry.

Sakura: and who told you that?

Hinata: ...nobody.

Sakura: i'm going to kill him.

Hinata: what!? no, sakura-chan!

Hinata: sakura-chan!

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Haruno Sakura teehee! that was fun!

Hyuuga Neji

fuck off haruno.

October 12 at 5:47pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

aw, i'm sure you're not in that much pain!

October 12 at 5:49pm Delete

Hyuuga Neji

SHUT UP.

October 12 at 5:50pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

oops?

October 12 at 5:51pm Delete

Hyuuga Hinata

sakura-chan, you didn't...

October 12 at 5:52pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

i did.

October 12 at 5:53pm Delete

Hyuuga Hinata

oh. sakura-chan... sigh.

October 12 at 5:54pm Delete

Tenten

hmm. pardon my french... but how the fucking hell am i supposed to what you flipping asked me!? i have no fucking idea!

October 12 at 6:02pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Haruno Sakura

damn. that french needs some pardoning. anyway, oh, i don't know... WORDS!?

October 12 at 6:04pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Tenten

it is not that fucking easy.

October 12 at 6:06pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Haruno Sakura

oh but i imagine it will be.

October 12 at 6:08pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Tenten

whatever. hey... this has been bugging me... you know how we say "pardon my french?" well, when french people swear, do they say pardon my english? cuz i mean, why are our swear words considered french? it's a beautiful language!

October 12 at 6:10pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Hyuuga Neji

what the fuck...?

October 12 at 6:11pm Delete

Tenten

it's a perfectly normal question!

October 12 at 6:12pm Delete

Haruno Sakura

she's right neji-dear. tenten... that is a question requiring further inquiry... :P haha.

October 12 at 6:13pm Delete

Hyuuga Neji

can you two get any more idiotic?

October 12 at 6:14pm Delete

Haruno Sakura is now friends with Rock Lee.

Rock Lee

sakura-san! i know this is not classy at all... i mean, asking a lady like you over the internet! but will you consider going to the youthful dance with me?

October 12 at 6:17pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

Haruno Sakura

i think NOT.

October 12 at 6:19pm Comment Like See Wall-to-Wall

darkemoperson- yes. yes, he does deserve it. HAHA. no, i love neji. it's just so much fun to abuse him in this story.

PeaceMakerxHandgrenades- apparently so. i heart unplanned things, haha. i liked those parts too! haha.

VALLED- i have not yet become a fangirl of anyone, but can you imagine how bad that would suck? especially for the sexy guys. OMG, the rabid horde of fangirls are coming! RUN!

Anmari Rin Suna- HAHAHAHA!!!! oh gosh you made me laugh! that's amazing! hahahaaha.