A/N: I was doing a bit of research for this chapter and found about 3 different names of Kane's wife, I just hope I used the correct one. I got it off of his profile on IMDB.

Scary Rabid Fan Girl From Hell

Dumbledore is Shad says:
So who do you like??

SnapeyKane says:
o.o

SnapeyKane says:
I like a lot of people...

Dumbledore is Shad says:
Not like ... like

SnapeyKane says:
like?

SnapeyKane says:
O.o no one, I only have eyes for Natasha!

LoonyToon has joined the conversation

Dumbledore is Shad says:
Don't liiiie!

Dumbledore is Shad says:
Come on who do you like

LoonyToon says:
Glen likes me! We're married!

SnapeyKane says:
But Natasha doesn't have MSN... o.O

Dumbledore is Shad says:
Who are you?

LoonyToon says
I'm the Mrs Future Jacobs! Who are you?

Dumbledore is Shad says:
...I'm not sure I wanna tell you...

SnapeyKane says:
That's Shad and I'm gonna regret this Kane



LoonyToon says:
As in, The Big Red Machine?

SnapeyKane says:
Well, yeah...

LoonyToon says:
OMFG! NOOOO WAAAAAY!

LoonyToon says:
omg omg omg omg! Do you have webcam? Or mic? Do you know Undertaker? Does he have MSN? OMFG! THIS IS SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Dumbledore is Shad says:
SCARY RABID FAN PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE!!

Dumbledore is Shad says:
calms down

Dumbledore is Shad says:
But we love our fans... and yes we do know Undertaker, yes he does have MSN... and no Kane does not have a mic or webcam.

LoonyToon says:
You guys are sooooooooo cool!

SnapeyKane says:
How the heck did you get my e-mail?

LoonyToon says:
I have my ways D

Dumbledore is Shad says:
You hacked him didn't you? DIDN'T YOU! FILTHY HACKER!

SnapeyKane says:
I think I'd better be going.

Dumbledore is Shad says:
No... don't leave me!

LoonyToon says:
I love you Kane xxxxxx Bye byexxxxx Keep safe and don't forget that I love you loads!! Say hi to Undertaker for me!! Love love love love love love love yooooooooooooooooou! Xxxx

SnapeyKane may not reply as his/her status is set to offline.

Dumbledore is Shad says:
So...



LoonyToon says:
We saw you a couple of weeks ago! We think you're cool. Me and my friend I mean.

Dumbledore is Shad says:
Really?

LoonyToon says:
Yeah... Hey do you think you could get Kane to go on a date with me?

Dumbledore is Shad says:
O.O

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Angel
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