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Opening Theme:Chance! By Uverworld

"Oh Kao—I mean Tsu-kun! Your hair is just so soft! What do you do to it?!" A blond girl cried happily. She out her palm to her cheek and turned red, doesn't that hurt?

"Your skin is so soft too!" Another girl that had brunette hair cried doing the same thing the blond one did.

"Your eyes are so shiny! They're such a beautiful deep crimson!" Another girl practically screamed.

See any person would've love the attention the girls are giving but when they're just randomly asking questions I don't really care about that's when I get irritated. Swallowing my anger and irritation, I smile like a seven year old. "Aww, you guys are so nice! But you're all prettier than me! Plus, I'm a boy!" I lie in the cutest way possible. I wasn't full lying. They were all fairly pretty but they almost look the same. All of them had too much make-up on. Their hair was too curled (like iron curler curled I can tell because of how stiff it looked) that it had a light look that made it look like it was starting to gray and they look like they were starving! Full out diets don't work if you're not eating and if you're just lying around. Also most of them seem to wear much more lipstick than they need. Their lips looked like bees had stung them. Only without the bumps and bleeding

They all screecahed happily. Gosh, and I though screechy was loud. Turning my head I look at Taichou who was having his own problem with girls. He was quiet and every time he would talk a girl would blush and nod like a moron.

Yuu was having a good time being the womanizer that he is. Flirting with almost every girl and being laid back. His dark blond hair made him look like Tamaki's evil twin. Ugh, I felt like I was at a bar or something every time I look at them! Stupid Yuu and his perverted ways!

Matsumoto was also having fun. Ootori suggested that she should be a maid. And Matsumoto would serve tea. But she loved it because she was wearing a maid's dress that was as revealing as her shinigami outfit.

I sighed and stand up. "Hey. I want to be with Toshiro." I said in a I'm –a-angry-little-kid-that-wants-her-brother kind of voice. The girls gasped and stood up. One walked to the group and asked if they can join them. I heard the words.

'Tsu-kun wants'

'If that's okay with you Toshiro—I mean Hitsugaya –sama.'

The girl happily walked over. Blushing she looked down at me. "Hitsugaya-sama said that it was okay." She mumbled.

"Hooray! " I flail my hands up and skip to Taichou. Oh! Did I not tell you our types? Well, they are very easy to guess.

I'm the childish type. I'm the youngest out of the host club and it fit me. We couldn't make me the Lolita shouta. Honey already had that.

Taichou was the mature type. Not a big surprise right?

Matsumoto was the out-going type. They decided to give her a type too. Both girls and boys see her once in a while.

And Yuu was the Dark Prince type, Ironic right? Apparently Tamaki thought that Yuu was like him at hosting (stupid sexist womanizers) and wanted him and Yuu to pair up.

"Hello Toshiro!" I shout in his ear. He jumped slightly and glowered at me. "Kaoru I told you not to do that!" He scolded. I laugh.

"Ha ha. I counted ten times you told me not to do that." I gently hit my head and poke my tongue out upwards.

"KYAAAAA he's so cute!" The girls scream. Ah… I forgot to tell you. Toshiro and I had to be paired up as the stereotypical term of the childhood friends. The cutesy girl and the mature boy. Only this time 'girl' was replaced with 'boy'.

Finally today was the day we go back to Seireitei to report of our horribly boring and possibly pointless mission, insert my sigh here. Luckily, the hosts were busy playing in some beach and they didn't bring us. Poor Haruhi all alone with stalker-ish girls following her every move.

"Kaoru are you ready yet? We're going already." Matsumoto called from the other side of the door. I grumbled to myself. "Matsumoto I'm not changing. You can come in you know." I called back. I heard a small 'oh' then she came in. My gigai sat filing her/my nails while humming to herself after I told her all the stuff she needed to do. And I bet she ignored me.

"Taichou told me to hurry you up. So... Hurry up before he gets super agitated and we all have to suffer." I laugh at how she was being dramatic about it then gave a list of things not to do while we we're gone. Number one was not to leave the house. I smiled as I walked out the door where taichou was standing arms crossed eyes closed and a popped vein visible on his forehead.

"You girls and your time to get ready." Yuu teased, casually leaning on the wall. Wasn't he ready to give a report. Woohoo.

Hinamori Momo had a semi-boring time at seireitei. The cute little Kaoru ("I'm not little!" She would say) wasn't here to hyperly talk to her and goof around when Aizen would let her have a break. Then Shiro-chan wasn't there so she couldn't bother him. There was quiet around the fifth squad barracks until she heard someone yell in a voice that was too familiar to her ears. The doors busted open and a light green haired person with her gleaming red eyes showing mischief showed up.

"Hinamori Momo!!" Kaoru screamed loudly in the small-ish office. Kaoru looked to the side. "Hinamori! I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hinamori laughed. "Where else would I be besides here?" Kaoru gave her a blank look. Confused, Hinamori poked her forehead. "What is it Kaoru?"

"What? No hug?" She stretched her arms out and waited with a baby-ish pout. Hinamori giggled and hugged the tiny little Kaoru. ("I'm not tiny nor am I little!")

Kaoru broke free from the strong girls grip. "Well I have to go. Gotta go report a troublesome mission. See ya later Hinamori." With that the small ("How many times do I gotta say it!?") girl walked out of the office and flash stepped out of the barracks. Hinamori sighed. Kaoru was like a little sister to her, just like how she considers Hitsugaya too.

The first division doors stood towering over me. (Well everything towers over me.) The kanji for one written in a dark black color. Taichou went in first. Then Matsumoto went next. They were going by the rank you were in. Yuu is a seat under me, a fourth seat, so I have to go once Yamamoto calls me in. Crap.

Five minutes later Matsumoto returned with a serious expression, then nodded at me. "Tsukamoto Kaoru." It was Soifon's voice instead of Yamamoto's voice. I walked in there 100% nervous.

"Yamamoto was in his usual place at the chair making me feel even smaller than before. "Report everything. Third seat Tsukamoto.'' I gulped.

That's when all the words of what happened just came flowing out. The host club and about each of them, what happened, and all the problems. After I was done almost everyone was jaw-dropped surprised.

"W-w-wait... Kaoru.. this boy...... Kyoya.... you don't actually......" Ukitake trailed off. "N-n-n-n-no!!" I stammered.

"Hearing all the things and mistakes you did you seemed to have been very careless. We're going to have to do something about it. Please can you tell Takeshi to wait for his report?" Yamamoto requested.

"Y-Yes sir." I walked out of the place and shut the doors behind me. I sighed and turned to Yuu, who was leaning against the wall. "They want you to wait a bit Yuu. They're....they're thinking of a punishment for me." His eyes widened,

"What?! What do you mean Kao? What punishment? What did you do wrong? Was it about the hosts? That wasn't your fault though!" Yuu questioned quickly.

"I don't know but.... I...." I walked away then after ten feet away I flash stepped to the tenth division. Then went to the office. There was no paperwork left. Those shinigami in charge did a great job. Crap. What's going to happen? I thought glaring at the wooden desk my hand rested on.

(Toshiro)

Yamamoto called me in all of a sudden after Kaoru left. The captains were busily chattering about what she had said. I'm guessing she said everything.

"I propose to just leave her be. She is still a young shinigami." Aizen had called out making the room quiet.

"No. We should just not let her go to the mission. She seemed to be attached to these humans." Mayuri had proposed just after Aizen.

"NO!" I accidentally had yelled. No way am I letting her not go on the mission now! "Those memory arrangers don't work on there people. They will question what happened to Kao—I mean Tsukamoto."

"Oh please,you only want her to be there because you li—" Kenpachi had started but even before he finished I interrupted. They had always made that assumption.

"I do not." I resisted the urged to act my age and scream "SHUT THE HECK UP KENPACHI!" But no. I'm a captain. Not a screaming lunatic. There was a loud BAM! On the floor and Yamamoto stood up.

"Usually we would go to the central 46 but right now, I will be making the decision!" He didn't sit back down calmly when he continued.

"Third seat Tsukamoto Kaoru will be demoted to a regular subordinate. Not a seated one, and she will be on she is not allowed to open her zanpaktou without confirmation with you, Hitsugaya Taichou." He sat down again. "Dismissed. Tell Takeshi he will not do his report."

The captains all replied with a 'Yes sir!' and they went their way. Except for me. It was hard taking in the new information given.

Kaoru.. wasn't a seated shinigami anymore. Now, she'll only be going on small missions.

Karma and Luck just likes to mess with her don't they?

Ending Theme: Bring it on! Nana Mizuki

Sorry not much to say but thanks for reviewing and hugs to the loyal reviewers and readers!

I won't be updating that much because of after-school programs but i will still keep going with this one story! The hosts wont come for the next few chapters.

~MasshiroKaoru OUT!