Yellowfang: A love for hygiene turned into a love for medicine

This chapter was suggested by my friends, Clearriver Ravenpaw's Loyalty, and Silvyo Graystripe's Loyalty. Some could say they are my sisters. This one takes place back in the original prophecy. Dedicated to a to Australia, to soothe the great loss of Steve Irwin.

Yellowfang, ThunderClan medicine cat, was once a member of ShadowClan. She was a warrior before becoming medicine cat there. Our Question: Why did she change carreers?

As it turns out, Yellowfang is a perfectionist. She had a great love for personal hygiene. As a apprentice, her teeth were white and shiny.

"She won the award for best smile 6 moons straight." said Tallpoppy, ShadowClan queen.

"I heard that Crookedstar's jaw got crooked when he ran into Yellowfang on the border, and, stunned by her pearly whites, he fell backward and browk his jaw." Says Graypool, RiverClan elder."But you didn't hear it from me."

"Raggedstar told me her warrior name was going to be Whitefang." Said Cedarheart, another ShadowClan warrior.

But what went wrong? What caused her teeth to go from tile floor white to dead grass yellow?

"A battle with WindClan." said Yellowfang's former apprentice, Runningnose, who is now ShadowClan's medicine cat.

"She bit Deadfoot! We all know how bad he stinks! It must have rubbed off on her teeth!" said Onewhisker, WindClan warrior and clanmate of the WindClan deputy Deadfoot.

Anyway, Yellowfang retired to the medicine cat life. She stressed dental hygiene and cleansiness.

Other rumors revolving around Champainge are circulating among some of the other cats.

"Why old chap, we all know That yellowfang has been a wee bit angry and jumpy lately. I think it's from an over usage of Champaigne. Liquor stains are bloody impossible to get out." Says Mossfur of RiverClan, using a British accent to cover up her Austraillian heritage. (which brings us to page 45, where we discuss the real reasons for Mossfur's coverup of her Austrailian-ness. Is it becuase she is embaressed as some say? Or is it what I believe to be right: She was a terrible fear of Kangaroos and tumbleweeds)

"Yupp I can tell you from expeirence, I mean RESEARCH that Champainge stains are hard to get rid off." Said a Shakey Littlecloud, ShadowClan medicine cat apprentice.

Yellowfang turned egdy and scary after her Dental Agency was knocked down. She had tried to open a dentist office, but her Clan rebelled and shut it down. The apprentices were tired of having to brush the elders teeth. The elders were tired of having the apprentices brush their teeth. The warriors were tired of having to pass a dental exaime before being admitted to Gatherings. So, they teamed up and asked StarClan for a miracle.

What they got, was CURSED MICE! (The unborn figure of Leafpool explodes). StarClan sent the angry critters to attack the dental office. They did this in evil wrath because she had forbidden kits.

"After the war, Yellowfang grew very hostile towards the Austrailans. Why- Because she went to the Outback Steakhouse and chipped her tooth on a crocodile. Perhaps that is why Mossfur seemed unwilling to reveal her heritage..." reported ChefBoyardeFur, owner and operator of the secret socitiey of secret socitites.

"Austrailian? I'm not Austrailian? What are you talking about? I mean, If I was Austrailian, why would not be talking all like 'what's up mate.' Not like I know how Austrailian's talk..." Mossfur hinted.

After she left ShadowClan, Yellowfang changed her beliefs. It is said that she turned into a cannibal. Unproved sightings of her roasting apprentices in a cauldron were reported in 1996.

Anwers are drifting out of nowhere. After researching the cannibal theroy, I discovered the truth! I'm going to to tell about people's reaction's to the turht first just to add dramatic suspense!

"Oh my gooodness! Oh my goodness!" wailed Runningbrook, WindClan she-cat.

"What the bloody hell is this about!" cried Mossfur.

"Get her away from the kits!" whimpered Frostfur, ThunderClan queen.

Yellowfang is a studiuer of witchcraft! She is an Animigus (those who havent read harry potter, that means someone who can turn into an animal!1).

But who is really right in this msytery? Find out in a book from your very own, Graypool,

"Legends of the Cats of Forest Where I live:Idiots with theeth.

A little strange huh? Well, next is Mothwing, who was requested by another reviewer. A like the support I'm getting, so keep reviewing ok? It's my duty to update, and your's to review!