Humanstuck
[Gamzee]
[Dave]
[Gamzee's chillin at Daves place and the two are in the kitchen after Gamzee had a lecture of respect and kindness from Tav]
D- gotta get us some popcorn for this movie man. yeah. so excited.
G- *raiding fridge* Bro, what the fuck is this!?
D- what? What is what?!
G- holy fuck you got motherfucking pie in here bro!
D- oh yeah, bro bakes them for the holidays and stuff.
G- uh cool...so bro, can I have some?
D- no man, I just told you it's my bros.
G- Dave, come the motherfuck on. Don't be a hog.
D- Fuck you Makara. I'm not being a hog. I told you it's bros. Who knows what he did to it!
G- MOTHERFUCKER come on. Give me. Some motherfucking. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE EEEE.
D- Gamzee. Seriously. If I give you pie. Bro will kill me.
G- Dave.
D- This will be the end of me.
G- Dave.
D- Not even my ghost will survive.
G- Daaaaaaaave.
D- He'll have killed that as well bro.
G- Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!
D- I won't even be a memory. He'll erase everyones memory of me.
G- Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave! I DROPPED THE PIE!
D- IT'S HAPPENING!