"Kakarot, you can pick the first baka to be on your team!" Vegeta explained to his rival.
"Okay!" Goku replied cheerfully, deciding which hell mate to pick.
After about three minutes of waiting for Goku to make his choice Vegeta got impatient.
"What the hell are you waiting for, Kakarot?!" the prince demanded.
"Well, there's so many to choose from I don't know who to pick!"
"Just pick someone, NOW!"
"Sheesh! Alright, I'll pick..." Goku scanned over his choices again. "Cell!"
Cell looked surprised, but walked over to Goku.
"Your turn Vegeta!"
Vegeta hmphed and looked at his options. "Dammit! Nappa, I guess!"
"Okay, I'll pick Burter!" Kakarot said happily.
"Raditz!"
"Guldo!"
"Jeice!"
"Recoome!"
"I guess that means I'm on your team!" Kold, the last choice, walked over to the prince.
"Shit! Why'd I let Kakarot pick first!? Now I'm stuck with this fag!" Vegeta mentally yelled at himself.
Kold got closer to Vegeta, way closer.
"I knew you'd pick me..." Kold whispered in the Saiyan's ear.
Vegeta took a step away from Kold. "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Vegeta's demand caught the attention of the others and they were watching with interest.
"You know what I'm talking about, silly!" Kold said to our Ouji.
"Uh, no I don't!" Vegeta knew full well what he was talking about.
"Come on! You don't have to hide it, I already know!"
Goku was confused, more than usual. "Vegeta, what's he talking about?"
"How the hell should I know, baka?!"
A blush line appeared on the Icejin's face. "Oh, you haven't told them yet!"
Cell, who was catching on to what Kold meant, decided to join in on the Veggie-torture. "Vegeta, why didn't you tell us that you like Kold?"
"WHAT!?" the rest of the hell mates yelled in unison.
"Gosh Vegeta, I didn't know that you were...like that!" Goku said in awe.
"Grr! I'm not 'like that', Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
Cell started laughing uncontrolably. "Man, I wish Frieza could've seen this!"
The enraged ouji sent the green tyrant a death glare, which worked to silence him.
"I know you like me, Veggie-kins! Afterall, you did wink at me, so I'd make you the leader of the team!"
Vegeta growled loudly. "My fucking name is Vegeta! V-E-G-E-T-A! Is that so hard for you morons to comprehend!?"
Kold, who don't know when to keep his mouth shut, just had to comment. "But Veggie-kins is sooooo much cuter!"
Vegeta ignored the comment.
Cell thought that he could get away with his own comment too! "Too soon for nicknames, Vegeta?"
The others were fighting back laughter, for fear of what Vegeta would do to them if the laughed out loud.
Vegeta however, did not ignore this comment and stalked over to the smirking Cell.
The smirk left the green one's face as the prince approached.
Vegeta surprisingly didn't say anything, and instead gave Cell a smirk of his own, not just any smirk though, his classic evil smirk.
Cell let his guard down, not thinking that anything would happen, but he was wrong.
Vegeta disappeared from infront of Cell and reappeared behind him, his foot connecting with Cell's back.
The usual, Cell went flying across hell.
"How come you hit Cell, but not Kold?" Raditz snickered.
"Yeah Vegeta! Why not Kold?" the bald Saiyan added.
Vegeta's face turned red with a mix of emotions, namely anger, causing him to turn Super Saiyan.
Everyone backed up from the blonde Saiyajin.
The prince didn't bother with the others and instead walked over to where Cell had placed his bag.
Vegeta grabbed the first bottle he saw in the bag and opened it.
"What the hell is he doing?" Cell mentally asked himself.
Vegeta drank the bottles contents in one gulp.
"What the fuck was that!?" Vegeta demanded, looking at the bottle. "That wasn't alcohol!"
Cell blushed slightly. "Actually you just drank a bottle of baby oil..."
"WHAT?!" Vegeta immediately ran outta the room and towards the bathroom.
"Why do you have baby oil, Cell?" Jeice was almost afraid to ask.
The hell mates looked at him suspiciously.
"What? I have dry elbows!" Cell explained, the blush on his face deepening.
Laughter filled hell.
Cell stomped over to the wall. "Damn Vegeta! Why the hell did you have to drink that?!"
The Saiyan Prince returned to the room, wiping his mouth with the back of his glove.
"Fellin' better, Vegeta?" Goku questioned.
Vegeta chose not to answer and went back over to the bag.
This time before drinking the contents of the bottle he grabbed he read the label, carefully.
With one big gulp that bottles contents were consumed as well.
"H-how can you drink alcohol so fast?" Recoome asked, amazed.
Vegeta smirked. "I'm a Saiyan."
"Okay, so are you guys ready to pose yet?" Kold wondered, getting impatient.
The members of hell each went over to their team leader.
"What the hell are we suppose to do anyways?" Cell asked.
"Just think of your best pose, and do it along with your team! You've seen the Ginyu Force do their poses, right?"
Cell nodded slowly.
"Just do what they do!"
"Okay...."
"So, how do you pose?" Nappa asked his team leader, Vegeta.
"How the hell should I know?! Just make up some baka move!"
Nappa went through some VERY ridiculous poses, before finding one he liked.
Everyone else practiced and was ready.
Frieza stood in the doorway, watching as his fellow hell mates were about to pose.
"This should be amusing..." a smirk appeared on the younger Icejins face.
The first team, Goku's team got into formation.
Guldo just did he usual Ginyu Force pose. "GULDO!"
Recoome also kept the same pose. "RECOOME!"
As did Burter. "BURTER!"
Goku however, did some balerina looking twirls before getting into a pose that made him look constipated. "GOKU!"
"WE ARE....THE GOKU FORCE!"
"The Goku Force?" Jeice raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, since we don't have Captain Ginyu we decided to use Goku since he name starts with a 'G'!"
"It does?" Kakarot asked, confused.
Vegeta and Cell shook their heads.
Frieza still stood at the doorway, forcing himself not to laugh, for fear of being caught and having to pose.
"You guys are next!" Goku told Vegeta's team happily.
The other team got into their formation.
Jeice was first, sporting his usual pose. "JEICE!"
Nappa did some sort of monkey moves. "NAPPA!"
Vegeta sighed. "What has the Saiyan race come to?"
Raditz did some weird arm movements before stopping in the 'little tea pot' pose. "RADITZ!"
Kold did some flip in the air and landed doing the splits. (Oo) "KING KOLD!"
Vegeta simply put his arms over his chest. "Hmph! Vegeta."
"WE ARE...uh what are we?" the team, besides Vegeta, seemed to ask in unison.
"Wanna just say the hell mate group?" Nappa suggested.
"Okay!"
"WE ARE...THE HELL MATE FORCE!"
"So, who's gonna judge who was better?" Kold questioned.
Frieza's laughter could he heard in the room.
Everyone looked over to see the Icejin literally rolling on the floor laughing.
"Hey, Frieza can be the judge, since he obviously saw us, with the way he's laughing!" Jeice announced.
All eyes turned to Frieza. "So, who was better?"
"Uh...they both were so damn funny, but I'd have to say the 'Hell Mate Force'.
The so called 'Hell Mate Force', minus Vegeta high fived.
Everyone started talking about what to play next.
Cell crept over to Frieza. "Did you get it?"
Frieza smiled. "Of course..."
To Be Continued...
A/N: So, what'd ya think? I don't actually think I did THAT bad on it! This chapter was really fun to write! Anyways, I'm kinda gettin' annoyed with humor, so what other genre (if any) do you think I could write?
Please review and thanks to those of you who already have!
Oh yeah, check out my Vegeta shrine! or my 'Ask Anime Characters' site! www.freewebs.com/askanime
"Okay!" Goku replied cheerfully, deciding which hell mate to pick.
After about three minutes of waiting for Goku to make his choice Vegeta got impatient.
"What the hell are you waiting for, Kakarot?!" the prince demanded.
"Well, there's so many to choose from I don't know who to pick!"
"Just pick someone, NOW!"
"Sheesh! Alright, I'll pick..." Goku scanned over his choices again. "Cell!"
Cell looked surprised, but walked over to Goku.
"Your turn Vegeta!"
Vegeta hmphed and looked at his options. "Dammit! Nappa, I guess!"
"Okay, I'll pick Burter!" Kakarot said happily.
"Raditz!"
"Guldo!"
"Jeice!"
"Recoome!"
"I guess that means I'm on your team!" Kold, the last choice, walked over to the prince.
"Shit! Why'd I let Kakarot pick first!? Now I'm stuck with this fag!" Vegeta mentally yelled at himself.
Kold got closer to Vegeta, way closer.
"I knew you'd pick me..." Kold whispered in the Saiyan's ear.
Vegeta took a step away from Kold. "What the hell are you talking about?!"
Vegeta's demand caught the attention of the others and they were watching with interest.
"You know what I'm talking about, silly!" Kold said to our Ouji.
"Uh, no I don't!" Vegeta knew full well what he was talking about.
"Come on! You don't have to hide it, I already know!"
Goku was confused, more than usual. "Vegeta, what's he talking about?"
"How the hell should I know, baka?!"
A blush line appeared on the Icejin's face. "Oh, you haven't told them yet!"
Cell, who was catching on to what Kold meant, decided to join in on the Veggie-torture. "Vegeta, why didn't you tell us that you like Kold?"
"WHAT!?" the rest of the hell mates yelled in unison.
"Gosh Vegeta, I didn't know that you were...like that!" Goku said in awe.
"Grr! I'm not 'like that', Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
Cell started laughing uncontrolably. "Man, I wish Frieza could've seen this!"
The enraged ouji sent the green tyrant a death glare, which worked to silence him.
"I know you like me, Veggie-kins! Afterall, you did wink at me, so I'd make you the leader of the team!"
Vegeta growled loudly. "My fucking name is Vegeta! V-E-G-E-T-A! Is that so hard for you morons to comprehend!?"
Kold, who don't know when to keep his mouth shut, just had to comment. "But Veggie-kins is sooooo much cuter!"
Vegeta ignored the comment.
Cell thought that he could get away with his own comment too! "Too soon for nicknames, Vegeta?"
The others were fighting back laughter, for fear of what Vegeta would do to them if the laughed out loud.
Vegeta however, did not ignore this comment and stalked over to the smirking Cell.
The smirk left the green one's face as the prince approached.
Vegeta surprisingly didn't say anything, and instead gave Cell a smirk of his own, not just any smirk though, his classic evil smirk.
Cell let his guard down, not thinking that anything would happen, but he was wrong.
Vegeta disappeared from infront of Cell and reappeared behind him, his foot connecting with Cell's back.
The usual, Cell went flying across hell.
"How come you hit Cell, but not Kold?" Raditz snickered.
"Yeah Vegeta! Why not Kold?" the bald Saiyan added.
Vegeta's face turned red with a mix of emotions, namely anger, causing him to turn Super Saiyan.
Everyone backed up from the blonde Saiyajin.
The prince didn't bother with the others and instead walked over to where Cell had placed his bag.
Vegeta grabbed the first bottle he saw in the bag and opened it.
"What the hell is he doing?" Cell mentally asked himself.
Vegeta drank the bottles contents in one gulp.
"What the fuck was that!?" Vegeta demanded, looking at the bottle. "That wasn't alcohol!"
Cell blushed slightly. "Actually you just drank a bottle of baby oil..."
"WHAT?!" Vegeta immediately ran outta the room and towards the bathroom.
"Why do you have baby oil, Cell?" Jeice was almost afraid to ask.
The hell mates looked at him suspiciously.
"What? I have dry elbows!" Cell explained, the blush on his face deepening.
Laughter filled hell.
Cell stomped over to the wall. "Damn Vegeta! Why the hell did you have to drink that?!"
The Saiyan Prince returned to the room, wiping his mouth with the back of his glove.
"Fellin' better, Vegeta?" Goku questioned.
Vegeta chose not to answer and went back over to the bag.
This time before drinking the contents of the bottle he grabbed he read the label, carefully.
With one big gulp that bottles contents were consumed as well.
"H-how can you drink alcohol so fast?" Recoome asked, amazed.
Vegeta smirked. "I'm a Saiyan."
"Okay, so are you guys ready to pose yet?" Kold wondered, getting impatient.
The members of hell each went over to their team leader.
"What the hell are we suppose to do anyways?" Cell asked.
"Just think of your best pose, and do it along with your team! You've seen the Ginyu Force do their poses, right?"
Cell nodded slowly.
"Just do what they do!"
"Okay...."
"So, how do you pose?" Nappa asked his team leader, Vegeta.
"How the hell should I know?! Just make up some baka move!"
Nappa went through some VERY ridiculous poses, before finding one he liked.
Everyone else practiced and was ready.
Frieza stood in the doorway, watching as his fellow hell mates were about to pose.
"This should be amusing..." a smirk appeared on the younger Icejins face.
The first team, Goku's team got into formation.
Guldo just did he usual Ginyu Force pose. "GULDO!"
Recoome also kept the same pose. "RECOOME!"
As did Burter. "BURTER!"
Goku however, did some balerina looking twirls before getting into a pose that made him look constipated. "GOKU!"
"WE ARE....THE GOKU FORCE!"
"The Goku Force?" Jeice raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, since we don't have Captain Ginyu we decided to use Goku since he name starts with a 'G'!"
"It does?" Kakarot asked, confused.
Vegeta and Cell shook their heads.
Frieza still stood at the doorway, forcing himself not to laugh, for fear of being caught and having to pose.
"You guys are next!" Goku told Vegeta's team happily.
The other team got into their formation.
Jeice was first, sporting his usual pose. "JEICE!"
Nappa did some sort of monkey moves. "NAPPA!"
Vegeta sighed. "What has the Saiyan race come to?"
Raditz did some weird arm movements before stopping in the 'little tea pot' pose. "RADITZ!"
Kold did some flip in the air and landed doing the splits. (Oo) "KING KOLD!"
Vegeta simply put his arms over his chest. "Hmph! Vegeta."
"WE ARE...uh what are we?" the team, besides Vegeta, seemed to ask in unison.
"Wanna just say the hell mate group?" Nappa suggested.
"Okay!"
"WE ARE...THE HELL MATE FORCE!"
"So, who's gonna judge who was better?" Kold questioned.
Frieza's laughter could he heard in the room.
Everyone looked over to see the Icejin literally rolling on the floor laughing.
"Hey, Frieza can be the judge, since he obviously saw us, with the way he's laughing!" Jeice announced.
All eyes turned to Frieza. "So, who was better?"
"Uh...they both were so damn funny, but I'd have to say the 'Hell Mate Force'.
The so called 'Hell Mate Force', minus Vegeta high fived.
Everyone started talking about what to play next.
Cell crept over to Frieza. "Did you get it?"
Frieza smiled. "Of course..."
To Be Continued...
A/N: So, what'd ya think? I don't actually think I did THAT bad on it! This chapter was really fun to write! Anyways, I'm kinda gettin' annoyed with humor, so what other genre (if any) do you think I could write?
Please review and thanks to those of you who already have!
Oh yeah, check out my Vegeta shrine! or my 'Ask Anime Characters' site! www.freewebs.com/askanime