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A/N: Hey, I'm so sorry about not updating in forever, but I've on vacation and stuff, so yeah. Also, I'm thinking of doing a fic with Hermione narrating the books, only it probably wouldn't end the way it did in the books. What do you guys think? Also, sorry that this chapter is probably not that good.

So, once Hermione realized Ron broke the TV, she hit him senseless with House of Hades, fixed the TV, then sat back down.

(On stage are some students and Snape is at the front of the stage)

SNAPE: The Hogwarts champions shall now enter the Champions Tent, in preparation for the first task. (Leaves dramatically, taking the bat-like look seriously.)

Snape frowned at the students who were laughing at him. He was never going to live this down, was he?

(Enter Harry with brown paper bag.)

HARRY: Man, I can't believe I gotta skip lunch period for this stupid task..

This caused him to be hit by Ginny, Cho, and Hermione. "It's not me!''

(Enter Hermione)

HERMIONE: Okay Harry, today's the day, the day you fight the dragon. Now did you read those notes that I wrote for you on dragons?

"Probably not."

HARRY: No.

Cue Harry being hit again.

HERMIONE: What? Why not?

HARRY: You kidding me? They were so boring.

And again. Poor Harry.

HERMIONE: So, yo-you didn't read them? You didn't prepare at all? Your not prepared at all?

"Pretty much."

HARRY: Well no, I mean at least I have my wand. (searches pockets) Umm, I brought my-

"Idiot," the girls all said.

"I actually had my wand during the real thing."

HERMIONE: (Pulls out wand) Here.

"Thank God Hermione was there."

HARRY: Heyyyy! (Pokes nose) Your the best.

Hermione smirked. That would be good black mail.

HERMIONE: Harry, just, please don't die today, I don't wanna see my best friend get eaten by a dragon. (Hugs him.)

Everyone, except for Hermione and Harry, were 'awing'. Hermione and Harry were looking around to see what possessed their teachers and friends.

HARRY: (Affectionately in friend way) Woah, hey, hey, relax okay.

"Good Harry," Ginny said," be sweet."

(normal) Save the tears for my funeral.

"There goes the sweetness."

HERMIONE: Yeah, okay. (Enter Cedric and Draco)

CEDRIC: So, tell me more about this Pigfarts, I FIND it to be very interesting.

"Not this again."

Hermione turned to her boyfriend. "I'm holding you personally responsible."

DRACO: Well, while your there, you have to were your spacesuit at all times because theres no atmosphere on Mars. So if a single docking bay door opens, you'll probably die.

"Sounds like an episode of Doctor Who."

CEDRIC: My, how dreadful. (sounding happy)

"Yeah, you sound depressed."

DRACO: Well, but the good news is, if your a good enough student, Rumbleroar lets you ride around on his back!

"Now that sounds like the Chronicles of Narnia."

CEDRIC: And he's the Headmaster Lion.

DRACO: Who can talk.

"Wasn't that in Doctor Who?"

"No, that was a cat."

CEDRIC: Cool. (Turns towards Harry and Hermione) Well hello Harry, how are you feeling today?

HARRY: Hey Cedric, trying to stay positive (acts like he doesn't like him.)

"You two must be best friends."

CEDRIC: Oh good, I'm having a fine experience. Miss Granger.

HERMIONE: Hello.

(Enter Cho)

CHO: Sugar-Pie!

CEDRIC: My Darling! (Kiss both cheeks) Was that a kiss for good luck?

CHO: Noo! That was for being so cotton pickin' cute! No, This one's for good luck. (kiss him on lips)

Cho blushed. Were they really like that?

HARRY: Hate that guy.

That made Harry get hit. Again.

HERMIONE: Its okay, Harry, your gonna do great.

(Enter Dumbledore)

DUMBLEDORE: Doo-duhhd-dooo Darghhh! Oh God! Granger I thought you were a bogart,

That made Hermione narrow her eyes at Dumbledore.

I'm terrified of them.

"That's the point."

And what the hell are you doing in the champions tent? Get outta here! 10 more points!

"Thanks, Hermione," Ron said, only to be hit by a pillow.

HARRY: Thanks Hermione. (Exit hermione)

"It wasn't me," Harry said before she threw the pillow.

DUMBLDORE: Now, are (sings) you kids ready to fight a Dragon! (talk) Of course not, your just children, what the hell am I thinking?

"We honestly have no idea."

Now outside this tent, there are thousand upon thousands of screaming fans. Now, they're either gonna be cheering for you, or the dragon, but either way they're gonna be making some kinda noise. In order for the selection option to be fair, I am going to randomly select a card-board-cut-out version of the dragon you will be defeating. For you Cedric, Puff the Magic Dragon

Harry and Hermione started laughing at how childish that was.

(moves onto Cho) Figent the Imaginary Dragon

More laughter.

. (moves to Draco) The Reluctant Dragon.

And more laughter.

And for you Potter, The Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen you whole life!

Then, Snape and Dumbledore let out screams. Whether they were real or not, we shall never know.

HARRY: Arghhh!

DUMBLEDORE: Now I don't want complaints,

HARRY: Now hold on a second, wait a second, I wanna say something. This is terrifying, those are the cutest things I've ever seen!

"They are pretty cute," Cho smiled.

DUMBLEDORE: (picks up Figment) This thing is Horrifying! Just use your imagination. Disapperate.

(Enter Ron with biscuits)

"That is so realistic, it's scary," Harry muttered, while Ron said,"I hate biscuits."

RON: God, this competition's gonna suck all these dragons are whimps. Accio double stuff. Look at that one. Oh My God MONSTER!

Everyone laughed at Ron.

HARRY: What mine?

RON: Is that yours?

HARRY: Yeah!

RON: Oh my god its awesome, let me hold it Oh my god this thing is terrifying, I hope the real thing is smaller.

Gunny turned to her brother. "I give up on you."

Rawer! Ferocious. What are you gonna do?

HARRY: I don't know, I'm not cut out for this kind of stuff. (Enter Hemrione)

HERMIONE: God, Ron you can't be in here, this is the champions tent!

(Enter Snape)

SNAPE: Miss Granger! What the devil are you doing in the champions tent? 10 Points from Gryffindor!

"Why me?"

RON+HARRY: Thanks Hermione.

The two then got hit over the head.

RON: Hey, good luck buddy, Bye Snape!

SNAPE: Bye!

Snape and Ron then looked at each other strangely.

(Exit Ron+Hermione) Cedric Diggory, now is your chance to face, your Dragon. (Exit Snape)

CEDRIC: Alright Fellas, wish me luck!

CHO: I believe in you!

CEDRIC: Thats all I needed to hear. (exit Cedric)

"Were we really like that?" Cho asked.

"No."

"Good."

HARRY: Hey Draco, I'll let you switch Dragons with me, I'll give YOU the chance to switch Dragons with me! I'll give you that oportunity, tell you what, I'll give you that.

"Do you think I'm an idiot, Potter?"

"Yes."

DRACO: Umm, let me think about th- No.

HARRY: Oh, I'll I'll give you my gushers!

"I love gushers."

DRACO: Umm No no no, I have a fruit by the foot, I don't want any gushers.

"But I love fruit by the foot more.

(Enter SNAPE)

SNAPE: A Cho Chang! Your dragon awaits!

CHO: Well, I can't IMAGINE that this will be very hard.

SNAPE: Oh, I IMAGINE it won't be.

Everyone chuckled at that.

(Snape and Cho exit stage laughing)

HARRY: Malfoy Come on! Uhh, I'll throw in my teddygrams with the gushers! You can make little gusher and teddygram sandwhiches.

"Don't try that. That is truly disgusting," Hermione said.

"Hermione," Harry said," I thought you were smart enough NOT to try that."

"I'm smart enough to not do that, but the boys at sat with at lunch in 5th grade weren't."

DRACO: (Looks into Harrys bag) Uhh, Alright, you throw in that bag of buegles and you got yourself a deal.

"I love bugles."

HARRY: (Thinks about it) Uhh, No Absolutely not. No way. (Enter Snape)

"You are an idiot, Harry."

"It wasn't me!"

SNAPE: Draco Malfoy, this way. (Exit Draco)

HARRY: Umm, Professor Snape is there anyway I can, I don't know, foreit or change dragons or- what? (Snapes starts pouring tomato ketchup on Harry) What are you doing? What is that?

"That's ketchup Harry."

"I know what it is but what is he doing."

SNAPE: I'm protecting you Potter, Welsh Greybacks, absolutely can't stand the taste of Heinze tomato ketchup.

HARRY: But I'm not fighting a Welsh Greyback, I'm fighting a Hungarian Horntail.

SNAPE: Oh, well silly me, Heinze tomato ketchup is what Hungarian Horntails like best of all!

"Really, Snape, I thought we were just starting to become friends."

"That will never happen."

(Takes the card-board-cut-out) Toddle off Potter! (Exit Snape)

HARRY: What? No!

DUMBLEDORE: And Now, Harry Potter will fight the Hungarian Horntail the most terrifying thing you will ever see you whole lives! (sat on side stage with students) Should be noted that this particular dragon has not been fed in two weeks.

"I hate you all."

HERMIONE: Come on Harry.

RON: GO HARRY!

HERMIONE: Just think positive, you can do this Harry.

"Thanks guys," Harry smiled at his friends.

STUDENTS: Arghh! (Enter dragon)

(Dragon takes Harry in mouth and students scream.

"REALLY! REALLY! THAT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN! WHY ME?'

HARRY: Oh my god! (once released) Uh Uh, Accio Guitar! (Starts playing guitar and singing.)

"I'm the biggest idiot that ever lived."

Hey Dragon, You don't gotta do this. Lets re-evaluate our options, to the way our old presumptions 'cause really, you don't wanna go through this. I'm really not that special, the boy who lived is only flesh and bones. The truth is in the end, I'm pretty useless without friends, infact I am alone. Just like now, anyhow. I spend my time at school, trying to be this cool guy, that I never even asked for, I don't know any spells, yet I still manage to do well but theres only so long that can last for. I'm living off the glory, of a stupid childrens story that I, had nothing to do with. I just sat there and got lucky so, level with me buddy. I can't defeat thee.

Everyone looked down, thinking at all the boy had just sung. It was true. Harry didn't ask for this, so why should he have to go through it?

So please don't eat me. And all I can do, is sing a song for you. So la-la-la-la-la!

DRAGON: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

HARRY: La-la-la-la-la

DRAGON: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

HARRY: La-la-la-la-la

DRAGON: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

HARRY: La-la-la-la-la, thats right Dragon. You never asked to be a dragon, I never asked to be a champion, we just jumped on the bandwaggon but all we need is guitar jamming! So la-la-la-la-la

DRAGON: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

HARRY: La-la-la-la-la-la Goodnight dragon.

"That was sweet."

(Stops singing. Dragon falls asleep. Waits for five seconds) 1! 2! 3! I beat the Dragon!

Everyone laughed at their friend.

STUDENTS: Woooooooo!

RON: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah

"Well, that's the end of that scene," Hermione said.

"I'll set up the next scene," Snape said and Hermione gave him a look that said she would kill him if he broke her TV.

Sorry, I know it's not the best chapter, but i tried. Well see you later.