Last Chapter~! Llama and I were a tad mean to Shizu-chan here, buuuut...enjoy~!
It would come soon enough when Anri realized Izaya had not learned the lesson she had tried to teach him. She had to attack Shizuo again it seemed... Shizuo was on his way to Izaya's this time and he didn't realize she was near. She laid his back open, attacking him from behind before taking off again. Shizuo felt air on two places this time, two slashes in the same angled direction one above the other from high right to left. Shizuo could feel blood soaking his pants and vest now. It wasn't a good wound either and he was probably going to need Shinra's help this time if he thought to go.
"Shit..." Shizuo stumbled, his vision suddenly blackened, a doctor would be nice... But everyone is scared shitless of him, he called Izaya.
"Shizu-chan?" Izaya picked up.
"Izaya... I-I need help..." Shizuo panted, trying to ignore the voice in his head screaming about love and vengeance and Kida and Mikado.
"Where are you?" He asked, putting down what he was doing.
"Good question," Shizuo looked around, "things are fuzzy... Oh... A vending machine with an ad for Kasuka's new movie..." It was probably the only vending machine he would never EVER throw.
Izaya was off and when he did find Shizuo he was shocked anyone could hurt him so badly. He called Shinra right away and with Celty's help, Shizuo was moved into a room to be patched up. He hadn't been to their apartment since he was shot, and Shinra worked fast. Izaya was restless but he turned on the dollars site on his phone while waiting...in an area that Celty wouldn't see. He hoped Anri was online so he could call her out. He was seriously going to cut that bitch good for this. She had just signed on then too. He private messaged her right away.
{You're a real bitch you know that?}
{...? What do you mean?} She replied confused, but private message still eluded her
{You should leave Shizuo alone you know, he never did anything to you!} He typed next, not realizing she didn't know how to use PM's.
{But he's important to you... And you took them away} No reply? He got a sinking feeling and exited private messaging. Oh damn it...
{I call you out Saika; let's talk this out...face to face...} He sent that one on the public section.
{Where?} Anri was confused; Izaya was the one who did the most damage by taking her two dearest friends away. He sent her the location through a PM so Celty couldn't turn up and stop him. Right where she attacked Shizuo.
Saika did show up, and she wasn't happy.
"So...you think you can just come after my man like that and get away with it huh?" Izaya had hidden nearby, not wanting to be surprise attacked.
"What about you? You're not the innocent one here," She scanned the area closely. He snorted with derision.
"Oh? I set your friends up and you try to kill my precious monster? Odd really, if you cared a lick about those two you would be happy they've found love with each other!"
"Since you've hooked them up they've ignored me!" That was it. That's the sole reason she retaliated this poorly.
"Oh? And that's my problem to solve? Shouldn't you be the one to voice how left out you feel? Isn't it up to you to remind them not to ignore their friends for each other? Instead you're going to attack me through someone who had nothing to do with this?" He stepped out and flicked his blade open. Her katana pointed at him then.
"You like messing with people after all... You made the problem as well."
"I enjoy playing with my humans, it's true, but I never made them fall in love with each other...if anything all I did was respond to a Dollars-wide text message I received. As for you, what makes you so sure I love Shizu-chan at all? How can you possibly know I'm not just trolling him?" He wasn't. He would never be this enraged if that were the case.
"You're here aren't you?" She was right, "You wouldn't be this annoyed if Shizuo-san was JUST another human." He frowned, then he did the only thing he could in this situation. He laughed.
"Anri, you are more insightful then I gave you credit for. That doesn't excuse you for this...you see, I don't like it when people touch what's mine. And you nearly killed Shizu-chan...that means you have to be punished," He grinned in a malicious way. Her gripped tightened on Saika, glaring at Izaya with red glowing eyes.
"Hmm...maybe I should cut you like you did him? But that would be too easy don't you think? No, I think it's best your lovely friends learn the Slasher struck again...I assume they know you are Saika? If not I suppose I can tell them that too,"
"They know," Anri frowned, but she glared harder at the mention of Mikado and Kida.
"Perhaps it's best like this now then ne~? I can punish you with them being together, it's too perfect," He laughed but then he glared at her, more coldly than he had ever glared before. "If you touch Shizuo again, I WILL kill you." Anri heard someone approaching though, two people, and blinked.
"ANRI!" It was Mikado; he had seen the dollars' site and called Kida. Izaya scowled and looked at Mikado.
"Well, if it isn't Mikado-kun and Kida-kun, we were just having an oh-so-friendly discussion about you two, weren't we Saika-san?" He didn't dare lower his knife.
"Anri-chan! Please stop this!" Mikado had stopped a few feet away, and her grip tightened again.
"No, he has to pay for taking you two away from me!"
"Pay? Me? Shizu-chan is the one paying you god damned bitch!" He growled. Kida had honestly been unaware the informant could get so riled up over something.
"Now you know how I feel!" Anri shouted at him, and moved, but Mikado moved at the same time. Anri stopped her blade an inch from Mikado's face.
"AH? M-Mikado-kun! What are you doing?"
"Anri-chan, you have to stop!" Izaya growled a little, knowing full well he could duck around the high-schooler and hurt her...but he didn't.
"Anri...it was our fault for ignoring you...and we were stupid to do it too, you shouldn't hurt someone else for our mistake," Kida added though he was visibly uncomfortable aiding someone who had made his life so miserable.
"Why didn't you say anything either?" Mikado asked, he thought the three of them agreed to be more open about things like this, even though he didn't say anything about his festering feelings for his best friend.
"I was worried you'd hate me..."
"Anri! Someone as erotic like you could never be hated! And I mean that in the most non-sexual way ever..."
"I disagree Kida-kun, I hate her,"
"You don't count,"
"Masaomi's right," Mikado nodded, "Though-Though I'd never say it like that..."
"So...let's not punish this bastard over here even if he CAN go die-"
"Hey! I'm right here! How mean Kida-kun!"
"-and be friends again!"
"Tch, last time I give Taro Tanaka love advice!"
"Taro Tanaka?" Anri blinked, her katana lowering in confusion and Mikado blushed in silent panic.
"Hm? In the online chats~! Mikado-kun here is Taro Tanaka-san, am I wrong? But of course not...I'm the one who told him he should confess it's true~! But that's no reason to try killing Shizu-chan!"
"So...you're in the Dollars Izaya?"
"He's Kanra," Anri frowned at that, and Mikado sighed, and all of a sudden everything that has EVER happened on the Dollars' site made perfect sense now.
"But I am very sorry Anri-chan to make you feel left out."
"Me too...we're both really sorry! We didn't mean to ignore you like that...and if we do again you can hit us, okay? Well...me," Kida agreed. Izaya sighed and put his knife away.
"Right, well now that you three are all hunky-dory again, I'm going to see if Shizuo will walk ever again,"
"Geez, Anri, how bad did you get him?" Kida blinked in surprise at Izaya's statement. She blushed, Saika retreating now back into her arm.
"A-Ah... Twice in the back... This time..."
"This time?"
"Once in the forearm a month ago..."
"Tch, his fore-arm healed alright, no problem, I had to call Celty to rush him to a doctor. He wasn't even conscious when I got to him damn it!" Oh yeah, he was still pissed off, and really Kida couldn't blame him this time either.
"I-I won't do it again!" Anri bowed apologetically.
"That doesn't change that you did it this time," Izaya said pointedly.
"Much as I hate this guy...I have to agree with him Shizuo didn't really do anything right? And… us ignoring you wasn't really Orihara's fault either. W-we should at least see if he's okay right?"
"You two are important to me, and Shizuo-san is important to Izaya-san..."
"Yes, but Shizuo's completely innocent Anri-chan," Mikado sighed, this action of hers was insanely childish, "Masaomi's right, you have to apologize to Shizuo-san,"
"Okay..."
Izaya frowned, "Fine, follow me...you two lovebirds can come too...just to make sure she doesn't kill me on the way there," Mikado nodded, and the three teens followed Izaya. He led them to Shinra's of course, though he knew Anri was the only one who'd been there before he doubted she knew Shinra was an underground doctor. She knew he was a doctor of some kind since she had been there when Shizuo stumbled in with TWO FREAKING gunshot wounds... Shizuo was conscious when they returned. Izaya was visibly relieved at that too and went straight to his side as though magnetized there to touch his arm.
"Hey," Shizuo smiled a little with relief too, as he panicked when he woke and Izaya wasn't there.
"Hey...Someone has something to say to you," He gave a sweetly murderous smile to Anri and Kida shivered a little and moved in front of Mikado a little as if trying to protect him. Mikado blinked, missing something here, and Anri stepped forward bowing.
"I'm very sorry Shizuo-san! I took out my anger on you when you had nothing to do with this!"
"Uh... Yeah, who are you?" Izaya shook his head.
"Memory span of a goldfish...honestly Shizu-chan, this is your fourth time meeting her if you don't count her cutting you up!"
"Huh?" the blonde looked at Mikado and Kida before Anri again, "Oh... you three..."
Izaya shook his head, "Anri, Mikado, Kida," He pointed to them each in turn, "Honestly, sometimes I'm surprised you remember me~" He teased, but his smile was gentle.
"No one can forget you Izaya," Shizuo smirked teasingly back
"Hmm, that's true, I'm just that amazing~" He purred sitting in the chair next to him.
"Go crawl back under a bridge," Kida grumbled.
"Now, now Masaomi," Mikado chuckled nervously at his friend. It seems she was forgiven… or ignored and forgotten again, as the three of them left leaving Shizuo to stay here overnight under Shinra's orders. Izaya stayed with him, but he wouldn't say those words just yet either. He wanted it to be a better time than this. The overnight observation would be easier if Shinra didn't flirt with Celty every twenty seconds... Shizuo was ready to throw something.
Izaya eventually just slumped over and passed out with his head on Shizuo's bed...drooling a little too. Shizuo pulled him pulled him into the bed gently without waking Izaya and held the informant close. Shinra would have scolded Shizuo for doing that when he was injured, and somehow not waking Izaya. Celty ended up gushing over what a cute couple they made...which was odd since she had been so against them originally. Shinra still thought Celty was cuter of course, and in the morning Shizuo woke first, feeling fine, since his body was weird and 'inhuman'. While Izaya had engaged Saika before the wounds were acting up and Saika's love was trying to possess Shizuo, but when Mikado and Kida showed up it stopped.
Izaya was so pleased he was better he promptly celebrated by dragging Shizuo out for Sushi. He ate his Ootoro like it was a sexual thing too, but he was much happier that Shizuo was such a fast healer. Shizuo cursed that Izaya had to eat like that in a public place... He'd make sure Izaya couldn't walk later... The wounds were annoying, but not too bad and Shizuo opted for drinking even though Shinra said no. Izaya limited his drinking at least. He really couldn't help how he ate his favorite food though, it just happened on its own. And he always savored every moment of each bite too.
He needed at least one drink to celebrate his healing process, and chose to drink at home for that since Izaya had tried to stop him from doing so at Russia Sushi. Izaya still went with him of course. He even held Shizuo's hand on the way there, though it made his cheeks turn a perfect shade of red.
"Stop acting so fucking cute Izaya," Shizuo said, he knew the informant was blushing without looking
"Ah? Wh-wha...who say's I'm cute? I am not cute! I am dead sexy! Big difference!"
"Okay, then how about this," Shizuo smirked, "Stop being so rape-able." Izaya spluttered something incoherent at that and looked at the ground.
"You'd better be ready for when we get to my room," Shizuo smirked at him and Izaya gulped, but at least he had some warning now. Shizuo let him inside and promptly forgot about the drink he wanted, as the need for Izaya filled its place. Izaya noticed how horny Shizuo was too and immediately decided to torture him a little by slowly stripping his jacket off.
"Are you enjoying I'm at a slight handicap?" Shizuo didn't want to be teased and tortured... Watching Izaya eat Ootoro sexily was bad enough.
"Mm, little bit," He chuckled, but went over to Shizuo next to pull himself to the blonde's lips. Shizuo pulled him in more, and ended up laying on the bed with Izaya on top of him. Izaya purred happily and immediately teased his lover again by straddling Shizuo's hips and grinding down a little with his ass.
"I hope you have nothing to do tomorrow."
"Mmmn, you aren't going to let me walk, are you~?" He would just have to limp back then...he did have a meeting tomorrow with Shiki, but it was in the evening.
"Nope, and I plan to keep you here," Shizuo smirked
"Mmmn...better let me use my phone then, I'll have to juggle the Yakuza around a little,"
"Though if you have something important, then I guess I can't keep you"
"Hmmn, as long as I can limp to my meeting, we won't have a problem~" He agreed and nipped Shizuo's neck.
"I can deliver you as well," The blonde smirked.
"Mmm, that works too," He purred, stripping Shizuo of his shirt and vest. Shizuo did the same, and then rolled them so he pinned Izaya to the bed. Izaya purred happily at that, his legs wrapping automatically around Shizuo's hips, tugging his pants off with only the use of his legs. Funny, because he's not going to be able to use his legs in about three hours...
Shizuo was rough and GOOD despite his back being in slight pain. Izaya really didn't think he could walk either after all that. Being injured didn't seem to affect Shizuo's incredible stamina in the slightest either and afterwards Izaya happily curled in Shizuo's arms. Of course, Shizuo pampered his lover afterwards too, so maybe Izaya could limp... Just a little, just enough for his meeting.
"Shizu-chan?" He mumbled sleepily. He wanted Shizuo to say it first so he could return them properly.
"Morning," Shizuo smiled, "You know, despite what you say and think you really are cute when you sleep."
"Hmph. Fine, I can see someone as stubborn as you won't ever agree with me. I'm cute, there,"
Shizuo nuzzled him and kissed the informant, "And this is what I love about you... Everything~ I love you Izaya-kuun~"
He pouted cutely then buried his face, "I l-love you too," he mumbled. Maybe he did die? Otherwise it would be impossible to feel this happy...
"Izaya..." Shizuo hugged him lovingly tight and kissed him. Izaya squeaked cutely when he was kissed so suddenly.
"Sh-Shizu-chan!" He giggled a little when they finally pulled apart.
"Hungry?" Shizuo would feed him
"After all that physical activity last night? How could I not be?" He rolled his eyes, grinning.
"Plus it'll give you strength for your meeting,"
"Mm, can't seem weak in front of the Awakusa-Kai," He agreed, "but I seriously doubt I can walk..."
Shizuo was pleased to hear that, "I'll run you a bath too."
"Yes please~" He kissed Shizuo lightly before he would let him out of the bed. "I still don't think you're human you know..."
"Why not this time?" Shizuo chuckled and pulled on Pajama bottoms.
"Because while I love all humans if you were a human you never could interest me so much and you certainly never could have gotten me to love you this much,"
"Are you saying you don't want to have sex with humans too?" Shizuo smirked, making Izaya blush.
"I've only ever been with you, you know,"
"I know, and you say I'm not human, so you've never had sex with a human," Red really was Izaya's color.
"Yes, that's my point, and I never will have sex with a human!" He declared.
"Then you're never going to be able to walk ever again," Shizuo smirked.
"Shizu-chan! That's no fair~!" He whined.
"Monsters aren't fair you know," Shizuo smirked handsomely and then carried Izaya to his bath.
"I said you weren't human, I didn't say you were a monster because I wouldn't sleep with a monster either," He grumbled, crossing his arms while Shizuo carried him.
"Oh? Then what am I Izaya-kuuuuuun?"
"You're on the level I am," He nodded once.
"A God?" the blonde questioned, playing dumb.
"Precisely~"
And there it is...
Izaya: Heh...Shizu-chan~! You're my god now!
Shizuo: *blush* Um...*grabs Izaya and runs off somewhere*
Seliphra: Well...right, last chapter, review anyways!