364 words in this. Wrote it on my iPod. True story, bro.
I was driving, right? I'm 16 so i have my lisence lol. Anyway, this white van pulls up beside me. Since I love my car (I named him Gilbert. My lisence plate? COUNTRY OF AWESOME, YO!) and I know how to accelerate fast in it, I pulled out quick. The van pulls ahead of me, and the window rolls down. And the kid does what he does in the story xD
I didn't react except to roll my eyes. I shoulda flipped him off, but my mind went- "...-O_O WAIT WUT JUST HAPPENED?!-..." And then the kid rolled his window up before I could react xD
Next time I will~ I told my horse trainer and he told me to do the thing Mattie did.
And yes. Mattie pretended he was a girl for the sake of freaking somebody out lol.
Enjoy~
-Drive 500TC-
Canada and Prussia were on a road trip of sorts. They had just driven to visit America in his house in Nevada, and were now headed back to Canada's place. The pair was driving down a street quietly. For once, Prussia had left the music alone and so it wasn't blaring. It was at a reasonable level, set as background music, and neither of them were really thinking of much except that they wanted to be home again.
A white van pulled up next to them at the red light. Neither of them payed attention to it. Sure, Canada took note that it was newer than his 2007 Nissan (America had sent it to him and threatened him into driving it down. It was white and on the back it had a red maple leaf. America must have thought he was so funny.) but given as it was 2012, most cars on the road here were newer than the 'Canadasan', as America had taken to calling it.
The light turned green and Canada put his foot down to go. He had a naturally heavy foot, due to he fact America called him slow (and he was. In everything by hockey and cars.) and the fact that the Canadasan was quite sporty and fast and he felt the need to show a bit of pride. The van pulled up next to him, and Prussia watched with interest as a kid put his face out. Then the kid smirked, and acted like he was giving a blow job. Prussia began to laugh and Canada just grinned and shook his head. In reply, the blonde nation lifted his own hand, still being careful of the road, and put down his ring finger, sticking his tongue into the space. He had already figured out the kid thought he was a girl, why not play along?
The kid blinked, surprised he had gotten a reaction. On an unspoken agreement, Prussia and Canada flipped the kid off with both hands simultaneously and sped off. And then the van was gone, and they were trying not to drive off the road because they were laughing so goddamn hard.