AU:Junior Strawhat Crew Nursery!
Dedicated to Shadowonthewall6 because I promised you :P
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
"Run!"
"Faster! He is not going to make it!"
"Guys! For Oda's sake! It's a teddybear!" yelled the 9 year old Zoro irritated "And I don't even believe in Oda!"
Everyone turned at Zoro with a glare and a scowl. Everyone stopped and put their things down. Bandages, medicines, scalpels and everything involved with a nursery. They all turned to Zoro again with pouts, pursed lips and crossed arms.
"Party pooper!" said Kaya, Vivi and Robin
"Bitch!" yelled Sanji, Usopp, Chopper and Brook.
Zoro's brows knitted down in a frown and a beating vien decorated his forehead. "I'm not."
The doors slammed open, showing a heavy breathing 7 year old Luffy "Guys!" he yelled. Everyone turned to him with half lidded uninterested eyes or a dead expression. "Nami!" he yelled all of the sudden "The baby!" he yelled again. Everyone gasped and ran after Luffy to a different nursery room.
Shakky and Rayleigh - the owners of the little nursery – sighed and drank their coffee while they listened at the little children. "Isn't it a little embarrassing when Luffy and Nami are going to find out how to get babies?" asked Rayleigh with a soft smile.
"Let them be. They are playing and they don't know anything." She said, sipping her coffee.
Everyone entered the operation room and they grabbed the stuff they needed. Luffy ran around, not knowing what to do. Even Zoro played with them this time. Nami lay on bed, looking around at everyone like nothing is happening. No, they didn't know where babies came from. Nami's tummy wasn't even big or filled with pillows. Everyone was busy with Nami and 'the baby'. Nami had, after a few seconds, a beautiful baby in her arms.
"Teddybear…" said Zoro, pointing at the so called baby "That is the same teddybear we were operating a second ago…"
Everyone turned and glared at Zoro again "Marimo!" yelled everyone, Luffy the loudest.
"You wouldn't like it either if I called you a teddybear would you!" yelled Sanji
"You are insulting my child!" cried Nami while Luffy was comforting her.
Usopp sighed and rubbed his forehead "Again the party pooper…"
The front door opened and the bell rung, making everyone in the nursery room fall quiet. They all looked around the corner, looking who entered. Luffy pouted mad after seeing who it was… His foster mother, Makino… Which meant he had to go home. Luffy walked towards her and Makino was talking with Rayleigh and Shakky.
Makino noticed Luffy and looked at him with a smile. "Are you ready to go home?"
"Don't wanna…" he murmured. Makino frowned slightly. She looked at the other junior crewmembers who were looking at Makino with a slightly mad frowns.
Makino looked back at Luffy again and smiled. "I don't mind if you bring your friends over. I have plenty food."
Luffy's face beamed and he turned around to the others. They also smiled and ran to Makino, grabbing their jackets and putting them on, preparing for the walk home.
"It should be healed in a few days." Said Shakky putting some bandages in her closet. The old woman and nodded, looking at her wrist. Chopper watched every movement she was making and what kind of diagnoses she made. He wanted to be a doctor when he was older… The woman left and only Chopper and Shakky were in the small building. Chopper was drinking his chocolate milk and Shakky was drinking her coffee. Rayleigh left for some house visits… And the junior crew wasn't here for they were playing outside for some time.
The door opened and Luffy entered first, after him, everyone followed. Shakky looked at them with a smile as they hung their coats on the peg. They almost couldn't reach it and they had to jump to reach it.
It actually was forbidden for children to play around here, but Shakky and Rayleigh didn't care much. The children ran to a nursery room, Chopper running after them, and they played again. The door opened again and Shakky turned to it, seeing three other children. One had black long hair and she was a girl. One had a long nose and he had evil looking eyes. The last one looked like a clown, with the red big nose he had….
Luffy turned to the front door, hearing the bell and he gasped. "You three!" he yelled, pointing at Buggy, Hancock and Arlong. Luffy's arm dropped next to him again, his face turning painful "You three are beyond healing…" he murmured.
"What does that have to mean?" yelled Arlong mad. Luffy frowned and put his hand on his chin, trying to look intelligent.
He first pointed at Buggy "We can't heal your red big swollen nose,"
Pointing at Arlong "You are weird. I don't like you."
Pointing at Hancock "I'm not going to marry you!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE!"
"WHY AM I WEIRD!"
"Aw, please Luffy?"
Luffy's nose scrunched up and he frowned. "Red, big and swollen. You just are. No." he said, answering them on one and the same tone.
He turned and walked back to the nursery room again. The three looked at Shakky and Shakky only shrugged her shoulders. They walked to the room Luffy went in and they looked at them. Chopper was bandaging Zoro and Usopp; Sanji was 'stuck' on an infusion for a blood transfusion; Robin had 'broken' her arm and Nami and Luffy were playing with the teddy bear. The three frowned and they stepped aside when Brook, Franky, Vivi and Kaya entered the room, walking around like some professional doctors.
The three children looked with half lidded eyes. Hancock went towards Luffy and Nami and she grabbed the teddy bear out of Nami's hand, holding it to her.
"Give us Bepo back!" yelled Nami "That's our child!"
"Luffy is mine and his children too!" yelled Hancock.
Luffy grabbed Bepo and stuck his tongue out. "No, I'm not! I'm Nami's!" he said giving Bepo back to Nami. "Bepo too." Nami smiled and hugged Bepo again. Hancock scowled and sat down next to Luffy, glaring pure dead at Nami. Nami frowned uneasy and stood up, walking somewhere else in the room and sitting there instead. Luffy looked at Hancock with pursed lips and he also stood up, walking to Nami leaving Hancock behind.
Buggy walked to Usopp and Zoro. Both looked at Buggy and cocked an eyebrow. Buggy only stood and looked at them "What do you want? Your nose is unhealable…" murmured Zoro.
A vien popped in Buggy's forehead "Do you want to fight!" asked Buggy irritated
"Come and get me, stupid clown!" yelled Zoro, though he couldn't move caused by his bandages.
"Guys, guys…" mumbled Usopp, somehow trying to break them apart.
Arlong walked to Sanji and he looked at the 'blood transfusion'. Sanji watched his movements as Arlong looked up and down. Robin joined Sanji later and she watched Arlong too. "What happened? Too much blood loss when Zoro won the fight against you?" he asked.
Sanji chuckled irritability "No fishhead, if you were a bit smarter you should have noticed it isn't real blood." He said "But I'm not too surprised since you are afraid for the littlest cuts and you avoid pain, so you might not even know what blood look like… Do you?" he asked sarcastically. Arlong scuffled and frowned mad.
Shakky sat up straight when she heard noises in the nursery room all the kids were playing. She walked to it and opened the door, her face turning into a dead expression when she saw what was going on.
Everyone was fighting with each other. Luffy was running behind Hancock who didn't give Bepo back. Nami was crying because she lost her 'child'. Buggy and Zoro were fighting and saying things about Buggy's nose and Sanji and Arlong were fighting, with Robin sitting on the ground and chuckling now and then.
Shakky sighed and she took a deep breath "STOP FIGHTING!" she yelled irritated. Everyone looked at her for a few seconds but they ended up fighting again. Shakky now turned more irritated and she kicked everyone out of her nursery – outside.
"COME BACK IF YOU COOLED DOWN!" she yelled, closing the door. Everyone blinked and looked at the door… But they fought further outside…
10 years later
School was over and everyone ran towards the nursery, helping Shakky and Rayleigh, but also causing some hijinks. Nami and Luffy walked behind them. Luffy with his arms behind his head and Nami was carrying her bag.
"Biology was… interesting…" said Nami softly.
Luffy nodded a bit "Yeah… I guess… I can't look normally at Bepo again…"
"Me neither…" said Nami with a depressed sigh.
Luffy opened the nursery door for Nami with a smile. "I'm still yours, right?"
Nami chuckled softly "Yup." She said entering the building together with Luffy.
The door closed behind them, making more memories inside the little nursery.
FINISHED! I'm sooo sorry it took me sooooo long =( and I really had to think about the ending… Mostly because they were 10 years older at the end… I hope it came out the way you wanted :( I really am busy (Sister's wedding, graduating blablabla) So I hope I can update next week ^^ But I am 100% sure I can update :P