Warriors Torture Show Chapter 10: Took me long enough, a warriors fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or the cats dared/tortured, but Sparkleflower, Angelfur, Tigerstripe, Spottedpaw, Mudface, Willowmoon, Greypaw, Redpaw, Stripepaw, Snowpaw, and Moonpaw are mine.

Leader:

Sparkleflower – Fluffy silver she-cat with blue eyes. Is obsessed with Graystripe. Most insane, dangerous, and smart host. Owns a purple sparkly taser (pink is too manly!) named Electrovi, is her best friend. Hates Millie and constantly tortures her. Host.

Deputy:

Hawkpath - Brown she-cat with black paws, tail tip, and ears. When made mad her eyes will turn ice blue and she WILL use her incredibly sharp claws. Security.

Medicine Cat:

Willowmoon – Fluffy light brown she-cat with ice blue eyes. Stalker to Firestar. Has syringe needles (don't ask where they came from) that make cats fall asleep. Can hack the law system to keep Graystripe from putting a restraining order on Sparkleflower. Security as well as medicine cat.

Warriors:

Tigerstripe – Black and orange striped tabby with dark eyes. Is more insane the happier he is. Doesn't care about most the cats, but enjoys watching Sparkleflower taser them. Has "muscle spasms" while holding a knife that makes him stab "on accident". Host.

Angelfur – White she-cat with a brown/tan diamond on forehead and green eyes. Hates Blackstar. Obsessed with Brackenfur. Cousins with Sparkleflower. Owns a random ball with retractable poison spikes. Host.

Spottedpelt – Golden spotted tom with green eyes. Loves Hollyleaf (o.e). Enjoys watching Tigerstripe get annoyed. Uses a slingshot with sharp rocks as projectiles. Host.

Bouldertalon – Dark gray tom with black stripes and bright green eyes. Uses fiery thorns. Enjoys other cats' pain and suffering. Mentor to Mosspaw. Host.

Stormgrowl - Fluffy dark gray she-cat with bright yellow eyes. Has dark gray retractable wings. Lightningstrike and Thunderblaze's sister. Mate is Tigerfire. Mentor to Eaglepaw. Host.

Dawnfire - Blue she-cat with orange stripes and blue eyes. Is invincible to everything but claws and teeth. Mate is Thunderblaze. Mentor to Honeypaw. Host.

Flowerwish - Tortoiseshell she-cat with pretty blue eyes. Has exploding flowers. Mentor to Snowpaw. Host.

Gingerfrost - Ginger she-cat with white patches. Weapon is a metal boomerang with spikes that inject poison on contact. Tends to think Lionblaze wants to kill her, stalks Dustpelt, and loves to torture Sandstorm and Firestar. Host.

Talonwing – Black she-cat with silver paws and blue eyes. Crazy, spazy, and sort of grumpy Weapon is an electric guitar than can make a cat's ears explode. Host.

Mudface – Mud-colored tom with brown eyes. Uses a grenade launcher. If annoyed, cats will go flying. Security.

Spottedfire - Has a bracelet that lets her turn into stuff like dragons and tigers (her favorite transformations) Dark tortoiseshell she-cat with orange splotches and emerald green eyes. Has 3 kits (Eaglekit, Mosskit, Honeykit)Likes to fight with Lionblaze. Mate is Lightningstrike (White tom with golden streaks and pale green eyes) who makes random appearances on the show with various weapons. Security.

Sunblaze – Bright Ginger she-cat with amber eyes. Smart, sarcastic, sometimes violent. She can control the elements of nature (water, wind, fire, and air). Security.

Leafwing – Weapon is a big stick with poisonous thorns on it that can make you fall asleep and have 100 nightmares. Security.

Tigerfire - Orange tom with black stripes and emerald green eyes. Can copy others powers/weapons. Spottedfire and Dawnfire's brother. Mate is Stormgrowl. Mentor to Stripepaw. Security.

Thunderblaze - Golden tom with white and ginger streaks and amber eyes. Can see a cats future. Is Lightningstrike and Stormgrowl's brother. Mate is Dawnfire. Security.

Clawthroat – Has the Force (like in Star Wars). Whichever cat he used the force on lands on a bed of nails. Mentor to Greykit. Security.

Leopardpelt - Golden fur with brown spots and piercing green eyes. Stalker to Brambleclaw. Mentor to Moonkit. Has a staff that can control fire, ice and thunder. Hates Squirrelflight. Security.

Mooncloud - Silver tabby with darker gray stripes and a dark gray moon by her left eye, white tuxedo markings, and bright blue eyes. Has just about no sanity left after eight moons of regular apprentice training. Has multiple personalities. Has a crush on Eclipse. Weapon is a poisoned stiletto dagger. Security.

Eclipse - Dark gray tom with green eyes, can call up rainbows and rabid unicorns. Also can read minds. Security.

Apprentices:

Greypaw - Sparkleflower's kit. Named after Graystripe, replacing the 'a' with an 'e'. Uses all assassin items. Mentor is Clawthroat. Security in training.

Eaglepaw - Dark brown-and-white tom with golden streaks and golden eyes. Can summon two special cats named Dark and Light. Mentor is Stormgrowl. Host in training.

Honeypaw - White she-cat with golden streaks and honey colored eyes. Can summon zombie ninjas. Mentor is Dawnfire. Host in training.

Mosspaw - Tortoiseshell she-cat with green eyes. Has a machine gun. Mentor is Bouldertalon. Host in training.

Moonpaw - Silver she-cat with white streaks and silver eyes. Uses telepathy. Mentor is Leopardpelt. Security in training.

Snowpaw - White she-cat with amber eyes. Has psychic powers. Mentor is Flowerwish. Host in training.

Redpaw - Flaming ginger she-cat with green eyes. Has a best friend who... is just... incredibly dangerous, and I'll leave it at that. Mentor is Hawkpath. Security in training.

Stripepaw – Dark brown tabby tom with red streaks and yellow eyes. Highly aggressive and moves like a ninja. Mentor is Tigerfire. Security in training.

"Hi!" Sparkleflower said. "Welcome to..."

"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other hosts shouted.

"Okay," Bouldertalon began, before being tackled by Sparkleflower again.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I'M SUPPOSED TO TALK FIRST!" she screeched. "Remember before I slice your tail off!"

"Alright! Alright!" Bouldertalon backed away. "Go ahead."

"Leave him a-" Angelfur backed away at Sparkleflower's glare.

"Now, if there's no more interruptions..." Sparkleflower glared at Angelfur and Bouldertalon, who had been mysteriously tied up in about 3 milliseconds. "Let's continue. Dawnfire, you do the honors."

"Okay." Dawnfire checked the list. "We've got a few more cats. Gingerfrost is a new host."

"LIONBLAZE IS COMING!" Gingerfrost shrieked. "HE'S COMING TO KIIIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEEEEE!" She ducked beneath Dawnfire, making her topple over.

"What is WRONG with you?" Flowerwish demanded, helping Dawnfire up. "Lionblaze is nowhere near here."

"You've got some problems," Stormgrowl muttered.

"Problems?" Eaglepaw asked innocently. "What kind of problems?"

"Yes, we want to know!" Snowpaw squeaked. "Tell us!"

Tigerstripe pressed his paws over Snowpaw's ears. "Don't soil them with your nonsense! They're too young to be insane!" He glanced over to Redpaw, who was trembling. Hawkpath was trying and failing to comfort her. "You already ruined her by telling her where kits came from!" He scratched Stormgrowl's muzzle.

"I said I was sorry!" Stormgrowl wailed. "Give me a break!"

"He's right," Hawkpath put in. "Redpaw is too innocent to know about that. You're an idiot."

Stormgrowl huffed as Dawnfire went on with her introduction.

"Our other host is Talonwing. I'm jealous of her guitar..." Dawnfire sighed. "Moving on. We have 2 security cats. Mooncloud, who will be assigned to Gingerfrost, and Eclipse, who is assigned to Talonwing."

"But he uses rainbows!" Talonwing complained. "How is that helpful?"

"Don't forget rabid unicorns!" Eclipse put in.

"AGAIN!" Talonwing shrieked. "HOW IN THE NAME OF THE DARK FOREST IS THAT USEFUL?"

"... because you can..." Eclipse thought for a moment. "...you can..." He shrugged. "I've got nothing."

"Grrr..." Talonwing sat by the other hosts.

"Onto the dares!" Sparkleflower said. She poofed Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Dovewing to the studio and gave them microphones, a guitar, a drum set, and epic rock clothes including awesome t-shirts that said "Power of Three" and torn up jeans. "You guys get to go on tour... in the forest!"

"WHAT?" Jayfeather stared.

"Oh, and you'll have to go to SkyClan as well. Good luck!" Sparkleflower poofed them to ThunderClan.

Jayfeather stared at the cats around them as he tapped on the microphone. "Well... umm... this first song..." He huddled up with Dovewing and Lionblaze, then turned back to the crowd. "This first song is called 'I Wanna Rock' by Twisted Sister!" He motioned to Dovewing and Lionblaze and the music started.

Jayfeather:I wanna rock