I didn't see most of these until after I updated this. My bad.

Also I know I have a lot of reviews to go through. However after going a while without updating here's this.

Gabe) Shoves love potion where he falls madly in with Duck

Gill) pours loves potion down his throat where he is madly in love with Duck to

This evolves in a tug of war

"When I said I wanted to be fought over," Duck stated as the two teenagers pulled on his wrists. "I meant by GIRLS not guys!"

"Gabe, you better not let him take him!" said Javier. "I didn't raise a pussy!"

"You didn't raise him," David said before cheering on his own son. "Kick his ass, son!"

"So we're just going to ignore the forced romance?" Carley rolled her eyes. "Oh boy, I think we are."

You forget this has been going on since interview #1.

"Can't love potions lead to rape?" said Violet. "I mean the person isn't in their right mind so they can't really consent."

You...you have a point.

Carlos) Sarah's pregnant with Nick's kid

"What?!" Carlos looked at Nick. "I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER HAS A KID ON THE WAY WITH...WITH...WITH THAT!"

"Hey!"

Clem's Parents) Points at Alvin

That's Doug, beat his ass

Alvin screams before the two are on him, punching and kicking him all over

"Don't touch my Clementine!" Diana delivered a swift kick into Alvin's stomach. "You piece of filth!"

"Take this, you scum!" Ed kicked him in the back. "You touch her again and I'll kill you!"

"But that's not..." began Clementine. Before she could finish, Rebecca covered up her mouth.

"FUCK YOU, DOUG!" Rebecca burst out laughing.

Tommy takes off his shirt, causing all the women to grin

Meanwhile Lee and Javier are getting pissed at Tommy

"It's Bigby all over again!" Lee threw up his hands. "Damn you, Tommy!"

"You're not that hot!" Javier said. "I'm way hotter. Right, Lee?"

"No! You're hideous! I'm the hot one!"

"Oh please. Do you know how about many babes have walked up to this sexy beast?" He said as Sam the dog sniffed his hand.

"If you're talking about your dog, that's gross." Lee pointed at Sam.

"No! Now shoo, mutt!" he snapped at the dog. Sam growled at him before leaving the room. "You look like a dog!"

"So do you!" he pushed Javier.

"You live like one!"

"Your mother!"

"Don't talk about my mom!" Javier pulled out a baseball bat. "I'll knock the hair off your nuts!"

"Bet you'd like to, ya..." David threw a chair at Lee's head, knocking him out. He had completely forgotten David was Javier's brother.

Shoves Tommy and Carley in a closet together

NOW FUCK

"Carley, don't do it!" yelled Lee as they were then locked in there. "I love you!"

Tommy) You alway this badass

"Since birth!" he grinned.

Carlos) I told Jigsaw about you pretending to be a doctor, you're joining the game with Doug and Alvin

"You liar!" Carlos was tired of being called a fake doctor. Why the hell did people think that? Just because he couldn't tell a dog bite from a walker bite didn't mean he wasn't a real doctor. "I've never worked in a gas station, you idiots!"

Brody) explain in great detail how Micheal killed you, and if you pull a carlos you'll join them in the game too

Brody: Bite me! I'm not reliving that! It's not like you can do anything worse seeing as I'm dead.

"Oh you shouldn't have said that," smirked the teenager.

I think someone killed Brody and then got her rekilled her somehow.

Lee) Kenny told me he banged Carley cause he finds it funny when you're mad

"Did he have to physically do it?" he frowned. "He could've just said it instead of being a piece of shit!"

"So says the piece of shit," said Larry.

Police crash into the room demanding everyone put their hands up and get against the wall.

Everyone scurried to the wall and did as they were told. AJ looked up to Clementine and whispered, "What's going on?"

"I-I don't know!" she whispered down to him. "Just keep quiet, AJ."

Police officer 1) We heard Lee Everett didn't make it to Jail when the apocalypse started, which one of you is he

Everyone but Clem and AJ point at Lee

Lee: You fuckers

He is quickly cuffed and led away

"You assholes!" Clementine glared at them. "I can't believe you assholes sold him out! How could you?"

"You do realize they had gun right?" said Nick.

"What did he do?" asked Sarah.

"You asked that AFTER he gets dragged away?!" she shouted at her. "You may be book smart, but you're a real dumb ass when common sense applies!"

"Yeah what did he do?" asked AJ. "I don't think you've ever told me."

"He killed someone who slept with his wife."

"OH!" said AJ. "Then why's he going to jail! He deserved it! Why does Lee still have to go?"

"Because it's murder, AJ," explained Alvin. "You can't just kill people just because they made you mad or slept with your woman."

"Is that what you told yourself after mom had sex with my other dad?" A few of the scumbags snickered as Alvin began stuttering over his words and his face reddened out of anger.

Larry) How did Jason kill you

"He stabbed me and then threw me out the window," stated Larry.

Lee) Don't drop the soap in prison

"Fuck you!" Lee shouted from inside of the police car.

Kaidan) Your dad's a pussy

"We've all known that for years!" Clementine smirked at Luke.

"No he's not!" insisted the child. "My dad's the best! The only loser here is Alvin!"

There was silence in the room. Clementine nudged AJ. "Uh aren't you going to defend Alvin? You know, your dad?"

"Dad? Oh you mean CARVER. Yeah my dad ain't no pussy! My dad beat the shit outta yours!" He pointed at Kimberly and then he pointed at Kaidan. "And you, your dad cared more about pussy than his friends! Clementine told me!"

"Don't swear, AJ!" said Rebecca. "And respect your real father, Alvin!"

"My name's CJ! I don't want to be named after a total simp! Go get your ass beaten by my FATHER, you beta fuck!"

"You tell 'em, CJ!" Clementine laughed, enjoying AJ's rude behavior.

"You little shit! Come here!" She grabbed her son, yanked him out of his chair, and dragged him away. AJ tried getting away from her but his mom was a lot stronger, especially while angry. "I'm gonna teach you to disrespect your parents!"

Shortly after the door shut, they could hear AJ screaming and crying while Rebecca hollered at him. "You weren't crying when you cussed at me! Don't you ever say that shit again! Do you understand me? Don't! You! Ever! Fucking! Cuss! At! Me! Or! Alvin! AGAIN! Now go sit down and don't come out until I say so!"

When Rebecca got back inside of the room, a chair was thrown at her, but she caught it mid-air, twirled around, and flung it back at the thrower, aka Clementine, who was knocked out of their chair. As she rubbed her forehead, Rebecca stood over her. "You're the reason why my child is so fucked up! You're not allowed to see him again! I don't care if you did raise him!"

Everyone) Did you enjoy the island

Everyone minus AJ- NO

Carver) Stabs him in the balls with a knife

"GAH!" he fell over. "My balls!

Stranger) You're also going to join Doug, Alvin and Carlos

"For what?" When he said this Lee fell out o his chair, Christa rolled her eyes, Omid face-palmed, Kenny slapped his forehead, and Clementine shook her head.

Conrad) "Conrad." I say his name angrily.

The man flinches remembering the other's punishments and his actions in the game

You were one of my favorite characters. i'm glad you lived in my game

"Oh uh thanks!" Conrad said nervously.

Ben) Good news your going to be a daddy, Becca's pregnant

Another scumbag kid? Well fuck!

"Wait, Ben's a girl though!" said Clementine. "How did..."

"Are you one of those futanari things I've been reading about?" said Alvin.

"You've been in those hentai thingies again!" Rebecca glared at her husband. "I told you to get rid of those!"

"Becca's not even hot!" said Duck. "You couldn't have picked someone else?"

"That's a damn lie!" said Becca. "I'm not pre-wait, what did you say, Duck?!"

Luke) on a scale of 1 to 30, how much did it hurt when Micheal Myers crushed your skull

Luke: *sigh* 30

Arvo is glancing nervously around the room, since his encounter with Micheal he had become afraid of his own shadow

Arvo screams in terror as he spots Micheal staring at him behind the door

Everyone looks to where he is staring but Micheal has disappeared

"Someone call ghost busters and get this fuck outta here," said Clementine. "If he's going to keep screaming, I'd rather he do that in the afterlife."

Marlon) Throws him out the window where he plummets 200 feet to his death

You can't kill what's already dead.

Rebecca) Freddy told me to tell you this

" I heard about you sleeping with different people, see you tonight bitch."

"First off, no I don't," said Rebecca. "Even if I did, I don't fucking know you! Who ever the hell are you?"

*shows Rebecca a picture of Freddy*

"What the hell?! I wouldn't sleep with that if he paid me!"

I don't think his intentions are to sleep with you.

Mitch) Here's a bomb, go put it under Lily's chair

"Gladly!" He frowned. "Hold on, she's dead! It's not going to do anything!"

Duck) Have you met your brother Peter and his family.
You have an ugly niece

"No," he sighed. "Are you sure he's my real dad? I really want dad to be my real father."

Lily) Quickly disembowels her

She's dead.

Nate) who killed you

Nate: Hmmm it was...oh right! I don't fuckin' know! I don't have eyes in the back of my head, you fuck!

"Don't be so rude," said Katjaa. "They didn't know that. Don't mind this, idiot. It was the one with the hockey mask."

Looks at Clem who is sitting by James

Clem) how is it you're able to sit next to James knowing this dick had his dick in a walkers's rotting asshole

"It makes me wonder," said Clementine smiling nervously. "If when I die, if this guy's going to fuck my body."

"You wish!" James glared at her. "I wouldn't even touch you alive."

"You're gay," stated Lee. "No shit you wouldn't touch Clementine."

"You know what I meant!"

Lily) How do you feel about people shipping you with Doug

"With that guy?" Lilly rolled her eyes. "Ugh people will ship anything won't they?"

"What's that suppose to mean?" Doug felt offended.

"We wouldn't make sense as a couple. We're not compatible. Besides, I don't find you attractive at all."

"Neither do I, you washed up bitch!"

Lee) People ship you with Doug

"For what reason!?" He glared at Doug. "I hate that fat fuck!"

"And I hate you too!" retorted Doug.

Kenny) You just can't stay away from Carley can you?

Divorces Lee and Carley, and Marries Kenny and Carley

"Good riddance!" said Jane. "I hated being married to Kenny! It was forced anyways!"

"Anybody who fucks another man while married is a dickhead!" said Lee.

"You're one to talk!" said all of Lee's past wives.

"Oh, uhhh... I deem Lee and Jane married now." I put rings on their fingers before forcing them to kiss.

"So how how're the newlyweds up to?"

We cut to a scene of Kenny and Carley on a cruise ship somewhere in the pacific ocean. Carley is wearing a purple bikini and a pair of sunglasses while sun bathing on a towel beside a pool. Kenny was in a pair of navy blue swim trunks while he was chugging down a beer.

"Ah this is the life, isn't it, Carley?" he asked as he sat down his can on the ground. "No more interviews at the moment and most importantly, no more Lee."

"Damn straight."

hope u update today

I'm doing it today.

How long are you considering doing this story? I'm asking because I'm considering putting my own version, 'Interviews and Misadventures of the Scumbags', in definite hiatus until you're done with this, because it doesn't make much sense to have these two going on at the same time.

I have no clue. I'm thinking I'll do up to 50 chapters? Maybe even 100. Depending on the amount of reviews I get per day, that will either be a quick 50 or 100 or a slow one. I haven't decided which and I don't plan on doing any polls for it.

I guess it really doesn't make any sense to continue both at the same time. I hope I didn't inconvenience you by doing this story.

Nick) Jason thought you'd say that so he gave me another note

It says: I thought you'd say no so I took the only picture you have of ur mom, give me my mask and you get it back

"You son of a bitch!" That meant Jason had snuck inside of his home and stole that from him. He was going to shove his fist so far of that bastard's ass, his mom was going to feel it. Nobody messed with his mom or her photos! Ever! "I'll kill him!"

"You and what army?" asked Molly, amused. "I'm not going against that maniac."

"Me either!" said Clementine. "That's your beef and your beef alone."

"Uncle Pete?" Nick turned to his uncle.

"You're a grown man," said Pete. "You know what to do."

Nick) Maybe Tommy Jarvis will help you

Looks over to see Tommy making out with Bonnie

Or maybe not

"Damn it, whose gonna..." he paused before looking at Asher and Rodrik who're arguing with each other. "Hey, Forresters!"

"What?" They all answered.

"Uh just the two older brothers," said Nick. "I need you guys to help me out here. I need some help with Jason. Could you two..."

"That's we were just talking about that," said Rodrik. "And we've come to the conclusion..."

"...that we're not doing anything!" finished Asher. "At least not without pay. Our money is useless in your world, so throw some of your paper money at us."

"B-but I'm broke," said Nick. He knew he should've listened to Luke about investing his money instead of spending it on a golden toilet with a matching plunger and toilet paper holder.

"Too damn bad then," said Asher. "Maybe one of your friends can help you out."

Nick sighed but he knew the younger of the two was right. He couldn't expect anyone to handle freakin' Jason without some sort of pay. The only person he knew that had enough money to pay the brothers was Clementine and he knew that was a bad idea. He'd be her slave until the day he died if he went to her. Even if that wasn't true, Clementine would make it her duty to embarrass him even more so than she did now. Then an idea popped up in his head. Liara had a bunch of money. He ran off to go use his cellphone.

"Hello this is Liara T'Soni…"

"Liara, I need your help!"

"...Sorry I can't come back to the phone right now," the answer machine said. "I'm on a business trip to Mars right now, so I may not be able to get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I may be able to get back to you at a later convenience. Thank you."

"Liara, can I borrow a couple thousand dollars?" asked Nick, hoping Liara would find his message soon. "There's this maniac after me and I need the money to get rid of him."

Rebecca) Freddy says "See you in your dreams bitch"

"I don't look forward to seeing your ugly ass in my sleep," Rebecca frowned.

The stranger, Alvin, Carlos and Carver wake up in a bunker where it is dark.

?: Hello scumbags you have all been proven guilty of horrible shit, Carlos you pretend to be a doctor when you're a gas station clerk, Stranger you kidnapped clem and lied about her parents, Alvin was a pimp last year and Carver was the a horrible person to the people living in his community

"Fuck you!" said Carlos. "Let me out of here! I'm not a damn gas station clerk! I never was!"

"Hell yeah I was a pimp!" said Alvin. "So what? I bet I've made more money than you ever have!"

"I did what I had to do," shrugged Carver.

So I was wondering Alvin, stranger, Carlos and Carver would you like to play a game.

There is a key in Alvin's gut, Next to Carver is a rusty machete, I think you know what to do

Live or Die, Your choice

Carver: GET OVER HERE FATASS!

"Get away from me, you nutcase!" Alvin shouted as he ran away. He couldn't see but he didn't care. It wasn't like the others could see him in the dark either.

"You can't escape us," called out Carver. "We're going to find you eventually!"

"Let me do it," said Carlos. "I'm the doctor here."

"Didn't he just say..." began Thomas.

"HE LIED."

AJ) Don't let your mom take your gifts! fight her for them

"I-I don't think I will." AJ rubbed his sore behind as he sniffled.

Larry) Jason Vorhees wants to share a drink with you

"How about no," said Larry.

Sarah: You what the best part of these chapters are?
Clementine: No what?
Sarah: They end.
Both: Hahahahaha

Marlon and Brody) Your punishments aren't over

Snaps fingers and they are in a Locked room

Marlon: Where'd that asshole send us?

Before Brody could respond a axe splits the door open and they see a man's face

Here's Johnny! he yelled, staring at the two

"Wait, we're ghosts," said Brody. "They can't touch us."

"Oh right."

1) "Don't you even think about it you assholes, put that walker leg down! Yeah! I'm looking at you three dickheads; Alvin, James and Nick!"

Everyone puts down what they have.

"You'd deserve it though," muttered Nick.

2) "Everyone, would you rather endure reading and watching the Twilight saga? Or Fifty Shades series?"

"I love Twilight!" said Sarah. "I have every book! It's a great paperweight!"

"So you weren't reading them?" said Clem. "I half expected you to."

"That's not true literature," Sarah rolled her eyes. "Twilight was a joke only popularized by boy-hungry teenage girls and horny middle-aged women that drooled over the actors and inserted themselves into the boring protagonist."

"You can't tell me you didn't weren't oogling some of those guys," said Bonnie. "It's not like they were ugly."

"And you were?" said Clem, turning to the older female.

"As big as the movies were, it was hard not to see some of the actors."

"Jacob was my favorite," Becca admitted as she blushed.

"Isn't he a dog? That's fucking gross! Sounds about white you'd do that!"

"First off, no it's not! If you wanna bring up stereotypes, how about you stealing!" she glared at Clementine. "Sounds about black you're a damn theft!"

"Whoa, enough stereotypes girls!" said Lee. "It's not nice so quit it!"

"Shut up!" the two girls snapped at him. "Mind your own business, old man!"

"Seriously, drop it," said Luke trying to be the peace making as usual. "We don't need this right now. Just call each other a bitch and move on."

The two glared at each other before as Luke suggested and went their separate ways. Lee slapped Luke on the back of his neck. "OW! What the hell was that for?"

"You don't steal my thunder!"

3) "You reek of shit, Nick- Oof!"

"Yo mama!"

4) "Ow! Hate you too, Alvin!"

"I really don't care!" Alvin threw a book at the guests.

5) "Ha! I caught that walker foot!"

"Next time..." James faded backwards into the shadows.

6) "You all need good security... owww..."

"We had some ages ago," Katjaa tapped her chin. "Where'd they go?"

"Who cares?" shrugged Lee. "It's funnier."

7) "Okay, who took my pouch of diamonds and gemstones!? Beating me, I understand! But stealing from me, that's straight up bullshit!"

"Give me half and I'll help you out," grinned Clementine. "My diamond collection has been looking a little rough as of late."

8) "Everyone, again, Freddy Krueger? Or Chucky?"

"Do we have to think of those maniacs?" groaned Carley. "I don't know. Maybe Chucky? He is a doll. You can just kick him handle him with one arm."

"I would rather not let anybody in my dreams," said Clementine. "They're already scary enough. I'll go with the doll."

"A doll duh!" said Luke. "Chucky's tough but he's small. It's not like he has the strength of a grown man."

"You barely have the strength of a grown man," smirked Clementine.

"You look like a man!"

"I'd rather look like a man than be a pussyhead!"

"Pussyhead? Really?" he laughed at her right along side everyone else.

"What are you?" Duck wiped away a tear. "Four?"

"Damn I thought you were hardcore," Gabe laughed. "Looks like I was wrong."

"Yeah what a loser!" laughed Gill.

9) "Jamie, who's the cute baby? Who's the cutest baby of the whole wide of this shitty world?"

"Damn it, it's not Jamie!" said Kenny. "It's stupid!"

"Don't fight it, Kenny," sighed Lee. "You can always have more kids."

Please don't.

10) "Tell Luke to stop stalking me.. I saw him at my window, workplace, outside my house AND follows me from far distant wherever I go."

"I always knew he was a creep," Clem glared at the man. "Filthy!"

Clem) sure I can pick on Louis look!

Louis just got out of the pit before he gets a baseball bat to the head

"This is fair!" she turned to Lee. "Hey, stop this!"

"Fuck 'em!" said Lee stubbornly. "Fuck you Louis!"

Clem groaned. "He's already gone through too much bullshit! Isn't anybody going to do anything?! Don't we have fucking rules?!"

"Oh so when it's him, it's not okay!" Nick huffed. "Where was that sympathy when I was getting this treatment, huh?"

"Because I don't fucking like you!" she shoved him. "Someone save him!"

AJ glares at Rebecca "IF you won't it so bad catch!" he throws the machete and it impales itself in Javier's gut

"I'll teach you!" Rebecca dragged him off again. Meanwhile Javier was carted off.

Lily) You mad Carver left you to die?

"No shit!" Lilly rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't have left him behind and he's a total stranger!"

Ugh I'm done with this. *I grab Tommy by his tighty whities and swing him around in a circle before flinging him into a volcano.*

Sorry but I'm tired of the major hardon the women have for this booty-chinned fuck. No more drooling over anybody! You too Everett! You're not that hot! You look like somebody's uncle that thinks he's a womanizer when he's just harassing them.

Oh wait. *snaps fingers which brings back Lois's tongue* Here's a ticket to an unnamed island. Have fun.

"You don't have to tell me twice!" Louis ran away as fast as he could, eager to get away from the torture and mayhem.

Pours love potion down lily's throat making her fall in love with mark

"Oh shi-!" he's cut off by Lilly's lips.

"Should we help him or...?"Lee gestured back to the pair. "Nah. I'm sure he's fine."

"How would you feel if that was you and Larry?" asked Carley.

"Point taken." he slapped Lilly and shook her by the shoulders. "Let him go, you bitch!"

Nick) Remember your Mansion?

Shows him a video of Jason pouring gasoline all over the floor, on the walls, and on the TV. He then takes out a match and lights the house on fire.

Nick's eye starts twitching

Clem: He must really want that mask back

"He's not getting it!" Nick threw down the mask before stomping on it repeatedly. "He's done too much now to get it back. If he wants it back, he can get it back after I swipe my ass with it!"

"Damn," Clementine stared as Nick then kicked it after for a second before pulling down his pants. "Whoa! What the fuck are you doing!"

"That's just nasty!" Duck turned his head as Nick wiped his ass with the mask.

"You're nasty, Uncle Nick!" said Kaidan. "I'm glad you dumped my mom! You're a crackpot, just like grampa said!"

"A who?!" he looked at Carlos who just shrugged.

Pours Love potion down Violet's throat making her fall in love with Clem.

Pours love potion down Clem's throt making her fall in love with violet

"Normally I would be all for lesbian action but..." Lee shuddered. "No way."

"I've always loved you Clementine!" Violet kissed Clementine's hand. " Fuck Louis and any other guy here! I'll treat you like a queen!"

"Hey, what about me?!" said Gabe grabbing Clementine's other hand. "What about what we had?"

"Back off, she's my girlfriend now, kid." Violet shoved him away and stepped in-between them.

"Kid!? I'm a year younger than you, you woman stealing cunt!"

"Don't let her take you away from you!" cheered on his uncle, patting his nephew's back. "Remind her that at least yours is real!"

"Uh what?"

Clem) what are you planning on naming your future kids

"I don't know," she shrugged. "I haven't really thought about it."

I wonder, dose lily and Carley with love potions, so they fall madly in love with each other.
Carley: HA I got treated for tho-

Lily tackles her and begins making out

"I'M FREE!" Mark runs away crying.

Lee) you're getting shit on this interview season aren't you

"Not as much as Louis was," said Lee. "But yeah I am. It's weird."