Alex: Okay, so I know its been a while but, there's several good reasons for me not updating.
Fang: shraping nails borely *oh, this will be good.
Alex: *ignores Fang * so, I moved, dad got remarried, and my dad and Step-mom banned me from their computer, and took their oh, so sweet time to get mine and my bros up again.
Fang: or so she says.
Alex: *snaps at Fang* what about you? Why didn't you update for me?
Fang: *shrugs* didn't feel like it.
Alex: *stands there in shock*
Fang: * turns to readers* anyway, you know the drill, not own anything. Honestly would we have written this if we did?
…..Chapter 10 : no next time
*front door opens and two girls walk in. the 1st with brown/blond hair with green eyes a really nice tan wearing pink shorts and green shirt. The 2nd had light brown hair, blue eyes and was wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans. Both girls stare at the scence*
1st: "oh no!"
2nd: "what the hell?"
Alex: "Flora! Irma! Im so glad-" *looks at them with relief*
*1st girl runs past Alex and to a plant behind Alex*
1st:"this poor plant is dying!"
*sweat drop monument*
2nd: "um, Flora I think Alex getting beat up, is a little more important" *motions to Alex*
Flora: *ignores comment and tries to bring plant back to life*
Alex: "thanks for trying Irma..." *sighs*
Hikaru: "Alex knows some weird people..." *tossing sword up and down lazily*
Aelita, Hinata, May, and Usagi: *nod*
Haley: "and you guys aren't weird?" *counties hitting Alex with plastic bat.
Fang: *goes back to whacking Alex* "Sharing is caring, Haley. We can split the candy!"
Haley: "Yay! Piñata Party!"
Irma: O.O "…um…last time I checked, Alex wasn't a piñata…"
Fang & Haley: *continue their assault blindfolded while Fiesta music plays in background *
Flora: *victoriously* "I saved the flower! Alex, I saved the…* finally noticing the awkward scene* "um, why is Alex being beaten up?"
Hikaru: *sighing* "they are pretending she is a piñata."
Flora: "that's weird…I think that probably signals the end of this party."
Hikaru: *says to readers* "yeah. So, thanks for attending and see ya next time."
*screams of pain are heard from Alex* " SAVE ME!"
Aelita: "I don't think there will be a next time"
….
Alex: So, that's the end of that one. Wow, feels weird ending a story I spent so, long writing.
Fang: *looks at Alex weirdly* what are you talking about? We wrote most of this the summer of '09.
Alex: Shh! Don't tell 'em that! Anyway, thanks for reading and thanks to all you for reviewed and favored us.
Fang: And do forget to read more of our stories and the ones coming, guys.
Alex: Alex Tsukino out! *Bows*
Fang: *takes mallet and knocks Alex out and begins walking away* our good bue was missing a little violence. Peace out suckers!