A/N: Okay, so I was browsing through my Word documents yesterday, and I stumbled upon this, which I have apparently had written for a few weeks now and just forgot to post. Very sorry about that, but it's here now. Enjoy!

Kina: Do you think she'll be alright?

Kari: Oh, yeah. (waves hand dismissively) She'll get over it.

Talenith: (from other room) I will not! I'm going to be eternally scarred, thank you very much!

Kari: Oh, shut up, Tally!

Talenith: (storms back into room) DON'T CALL ME TALLY!

(Barrows Brothers vacate room)

Kari: I'll call you Tally if I want to call you Tally, Tally!

Talenith: I said, DON'T CALL ME–

Galaxy: Will you two just leave it alone?! Please?!

Kari: Oh…uh…sorry. (coughs self-consciously)

Galaxy: Thank you. Talenith?

Talenith: I'll leave it, but I want it known that it is against my will.

Tylixe: I think it's quite well known, actually.

Talenith: Huh.

Kina: Can we get back to the show?

Kari: Yes, we probably should.

Galaxy: (fetches the Barrows Brothers)

Ahrim: So, has everything been settled?

Kina: Somewhat. We can continue with the show now.

Guthan: Oh, good, because I have a question for Tylixe.

Tylixe: Oh, joy.

Verac: Don't make me pull out Clause Two on you, mister!

Tylixe: I never said I wouldn't answer it, idiot.

Verac: I know. I just like saying that.

Guthan: So, Tylixe. The question. Are you ready?

Tylixe: Yes. Spit it out already.

Guthan: How old are you?

Tylixe: (stares incredulously) What?

Guthan: I think you heard me perfectly well.

Tylixe: Yeah, I did. I'm just sure I must have heard you wrong. Why would you want to know that?

Guthan: I don't know. Just…'cause?

Tylixe: Well, I think we should all have to answer that one. After all, it's not just aimed at me.

Guthan: Okay, go for it. You first, though.

Tylixe: I'm twenty-four.

Kina: Hey! That's six times four! And eight times three. And twelve times two. Aren't you lucky, Tylixe. You're not a prime number!

Tylixe: Er…okay…

Ahrim: Thank you for that strange, unnecessary interruption, Kina. How old are you?

Kina: I'm nineteen. I am a prime number. (sniffles a little)

Kari: Don't worry, Kina, I am too.

Kina: Really? How old are you?

Kari: Twenty-three.

Kina: Cool! I don't feel so bad about it anymore.

Verac: Tally? How about you?

Talenith: I'm politely ignoring your use of my nickname.

Ahrim: That's nice. Answer the question.

Talenith: I'm twenty-one.

Kina: Let's see…seven times three. I think that's all you've got, but at least you're not a prime number.

Talenith: (rolls eyes) Wonderful. I really don't see how it matters.

Kina: It matters a lot! Prime numbers are all lonely. Composite numbers, on the other hand, have lots of friends…well, factors, anyway.

Talenith: That totally didn't mean anything to me.

Torag: Okay, I think we should interrupt this before it gets out of hand. Galaxy, how old are you?

Galaxy: I'm twenty. A nice even number.

Kina: Ooh, you've got lots of factors! Five times four. Ten times two….Actually, I think those are the only two.

Galaxy: I don't mind.

Kina: That's good. At least you're not a prime number.

Talenith: You know, I really don't get your obsession with prime numbers versus composite numbers. What is it supposed to mean, anyway?

Kina: I don't know. Why do people use toilets instead of trees?

Talenith: Um…because they're more comfortable and less messy? What does that have to do with numbers?

Kina: Nothing.

Talenith: Okay, then…(looks at Kina worriedly)

Kina: Quit staring at me! I'm not a nut job!

Talenith: Oh, yes you are.

Kina: I am not!

Kari: Guys, cut it out.

Tylixe: Kari's right. No bickering.

Torag: How about another question instead?

Verac: Good idea!

Tylixe: You would think that, being a host and all.

Verac: Hey, I think it's high time we got a chance to escape the questioning! Don't you?

Tylixe: Hm…

Torag: So, the question. Any ideas, guys?

Galaxy: How about something easy, like the last one.

Guthan: Oh, come on! That wouldn't be any fun!

Talenith: Well, too bad for you.

Kari: You know, Tally, I really think you should work on that attitude problem of yours.

Talenith: Attitude problem?! I do NOT have an ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!!! Got that?!

Kari: (backs away slowly) Oh, no, of course not. Forgive me, your royal grouchiness.

Talenith: (mutters less-than-pleasant language angrily)

Galaxy: Tally! I'm shocked! You shouldn't say stuff like that!

Talenith: Oh, go jump in the Lumbridge River.

Kina: You should be nicer, Talenith. Have we ever given you a reason to be so unkind?

Talenith: (snorts) You want a list?

Guthan: Really, guys. I thought we were running a show here, not having a shouting match.

Ahrim: Well, technically, no one's shouting.

Kari: Tally was.

Talenith: I WAS NOT!

Ahrim: Ah…see, now that was not helping your argument, Tally.

Talenith: I really don't care.

Ahrim: Your loss.

Karil: Guys, can we maybe get back to the questioning, before we run out of time?

Verac: An excellent idea, Karil.

Karil: Thanks. I say we ask them what their favorite colors are.

Galaxy: PURPLE!

Ahrim: …Wow. I guess you like purple, then.

Galaxy: (nods emphatically)

Torag: Well, we already know Tylixe's, so who else wants to go?

Kina: Blue. Like water. And the sky…when the weather's nice, that is.

Tylixe: That's so fluffy of you.

Kina: Fluffy?

Tylixe: You know…oh, never mind.

Kina: Okay, then.

Verac: Kari?

Kari: Black.

Torag: Really?

Guthan: Wow. That's the only morbid thing about you so far.

Kari: How do you mean?

Guthan: Well, you're with Tylixe, right?

Kari: I guess, yeah.

Guthan: And Tylixe is an evil worshipper of Zamorak, right?

Kari: Yup.

Guthan: So how is that you're so…nice?

Kari: Got to keep Ty in check, of course. I mean, just because you're evil doesn't mean you have to be cruel or nasty or unpleasant or anything. I'm all for Zamorak, I just go about it differently.

Ahrim: I like that. Who knows? Maybe I'll be a Zamorakkian someday.

Karil: Excuse me?!

Ahrim: What?

Karil: Why would you ever become a Zamorakkian?

Ahrim: Think about it. He is the god of sarcasm.

Karil: Okay, so I get that part. But he's also the god of chaos and evil!

Ahrim: (shrugs) Don't get worked up. I never said I was going to.

Karil: You implied it.

Kina: Ahem. You ran us all out of time. Now you don't get to ask us any more questions.

Verac: But…but…

Kina: No buts. It's your own fault.

Torag: No, it's Karil and Ahrim's fault.

Tylixe: Does it really matter?

Guthan: Yes.

Galaxy: No.

Guthan: Yes!

Galaxy: No!

Guthan: YES!

Kari: Cut it out, you two.

Kina: Yeah, we're out of time. So, say good-bye.

Everyone else: Good-bye!

Kina: Excellent. And tomorrow, I'm calling in a guest star.

Talenith: Who?

Kina: Wouldn't you like to know…

A/N: Review! Now! Or I'll set Anubis on you! Yes, that was random, and no, I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Also, no, I can't actually set Anubis on you. He's a god, and I can't control gods…yet. (insert maniacal smile here) Anywho, review, please. =)