Mokuba: JMeg does not own Yu-gi-oh. Are any of you tired of this?

JMeg: MY PEOPLE I AM BACK!

Seto: NOOOOOOOO!

JMeg: Let's throw a party! I'm sorry for not posting a chapter up for so long. I've been so busy. You know life. Well I took so time and wrote this. I might update Arrange Marriage later, but I'm kinda busy. If this chapter sucks, then I'm sorry.

Seto: I know it will.

JMeg: SHUT YOUR DIRTY TRAP! Anyways on with the chappie!

Chapter 10

Ah dear Domino City. These past days have been wonderful hasn't it? Love is in the air! And stupidity conquers all.

With Seto

After leaving Ryou (really Bakura) in the care of the captain, Seto had reached his American head quarters, and got help. It went something like this:

Seto dramatically steps through the doors. The wind blew and messed up his sexy hair. His employees bowed down to his greatness. Seto looked around and said, "I demand a latte now!"

Yami comes running behind him and screams, "HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME PUNK!" Yami had just finished another battle with Bakura, and surprise he won. Seto turned angrily around. When Yami came in reaching distance, he punched Yami in the face. "NO ONE CALLS ME A PUNK GOT IT!"

One of his employees came over with his latte. "Here you go sir." "About time!" Yami looked at Seto. "Hey can I get one?" Seto pretended to think about it and said, "No."

He began walking away when Yami tackled him. "NO ONE DENYS ME COMMONER!" "THE HELL I CAN!" "DIE PUNK!" "I DON'T THINK SO!" Seto and Yami got tangled up in the fight in very interesting positions.

Another employee came over and was quickly frightened by their positions. "MR. KAIBA IS GAY! QUICK TELL THE NEWSPAPER!" Seto heard the poor worker, and tried to attack him. However, Yami held him down. "YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!" "GET OFF OF ME PERVERT!" Yami jumped off. "YOU DARE CALL ME A PERVERT! WELL I SUMMON SOME RANDOM AWESOME DUEL MONSTER!"

The earth began to quake and shake. Pictures fell, and plants were knocked over. The ground of Seto's American head quarters cracked and from it the Blue Eyes White Dragon flew out. Oh and that employee fell down the crack and died. Seto's eyes widen. "This is the greatest moment of my life!" Yami looked at Seto and then at the Blue Eyes White Dragon. "Damn."

Seto smirked. "As always, I win! Blue Eyes take me back to my dear Shizuka-chan! But first…" He walked over to Yami and kicked him in the shin. "TAKE THAT FOOL!" Before Yami could attack back, Seto jumped onto Blue Eyes back and flew off.

With Mai

She turned around and saw young Shizuka running up towards her. "Hey, Shizuka-chan." "Mai-san, could I talk to you?" Mai's eyes softened. "Of course." "What do you do if you fall in love with Onii-chan?" Mai snapped her head at Shizuka. "WHAT?" "Kaiba Onii-chan is making me feel really weird. I think I'm in love with him."

Mai let out a sigh, 'She was talking about Kaiba not her brother.' Mai patted the girl's head. "Let your heart decide what you really want kid." Shizuka beamed up at her. "Thank you!"

"SHIZUKA-CHAN! MY BELOVED!"

"MAI!"

Shizuka looked above her while Mai looked behind Shizuka. "Kaiba Onii-chan?" "Jounouchi-kun?" Seto was flying in on Blue Eyes. Jounouchi, on the ground, was running towards his sister and love. However, as fate would have it, Seto fell off of Blue Eyes and landed on Jounouchi. "AHHHHHHH!" "MONEYBAGS! AHHHHHHH!"

Luckily for Seto, he was not injured, but he did end up in a very interesting position on Jounouchi. Mai tuned around. 'I knew it. They were meant to be with each other.' "I have to go. See you around Jounouchi-kun."

Shizuka walked over and stared at wonder at her brother and Seto. "Onii-chan, Kaiba Onii-chan, are you guys having sex?"

With Noah

Noah was scheming. He was plotting. He was failing at it though. He was deciding on how to get revenge on Seto and Shizuka. 'How dare that wig fall off my head! I will succeed in my revenge!' He walked around the streets and bumped into Priest Set. They scowled at each other. "What are you doing here? What's with the get up step-brother?" Priest Set scoffed at Noah. "Foolish mortal! I have no family besides my brother, Jounzuka!"

Noah looked puzzled at Priest Set. "Wait you are that man who stole Shizuka-san from us that one day at that fast food place?" "Yes I am and…SHIZUKA COME BACK TO ME!" Noah's brilliant brain started calculating, or in simpler words the hamster started running in the wheel.

"You want Shizuka-san in your arms right? Well I want to torture my evil step-brother by using her. How about we team up? If you help me get revenge, Shizuka-san will be yours." Priest Set smirked at Noah. "You have a deal boy."

With Shizuka and Jounouchi

After 10 hours of explain the definition of sex to Shizuka and shooing away moneybags, Jounouchi was walking his dear sister home. Shizuka smiled happily after learning something new from her dear brother. You need a special permission from the government to have sex, called a marriage certificate.

Jounouchi on the other hand was tired. "Shizuka don't ever ask about sex again." Shizuka beamed at her brother. "Okay! Hey Onii-chan, you'll always tell me the truth right?" Jounouchi weakly smiled at his younger sibling, "Of course." 'And a whole bunch of it will be tweaked.'

Shizuka looked thoughtful for a moment. "Onii-chan what do you think of Kaiba Onii-chan?" Jounouchi rubbed his head confusedly. "Why are you calling that son of a bitch Onii-chan, and why does it matter what I think of the asshole?" Shizuka looked perplexed. "I thought you had a crush on Kaiba Onii-chan." "WHAT THE FUCK?"

In case you were wondering

Bakura glared at the captain. "For the final time, my name is not Ryou! I AM THE GREAT THIEF BAKURA THE AWESOME!" The captain smiled. "Role playing are we? Okay I'm the naughty cop who catches you." Bakura backed up many steps. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I DON'T LIKE YOU OR COULD EVEN LOVE YOU!" The captain continued to smile. "Playing hard to get are we?" Bakura's eyes bugged out. "EXCUSE YOU!"

JMeg: snoozing

Jounouchi: I think we can escape now.

Seto: No duh mutt.

Mokuba: I'm scared Nii-sama!

Jounouchi: Okay craw closer to the review button.

JMeg: snot bubble pops Where do you think you guys are going?

All: DAMN!

Seto: Mokuba don't cuss.

JMeg: He can cuss in my story and people PLEASE REVIEW! I have some punishing to do.

All: AHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE REVIEW!