Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy © Tetsuya Nomura. Disney Characters © Walt Disney. Kyoxro, Cireux, Xerno, Krixia, Mixanen and Artex and Ai (c) Mine. Keitou Kurozaya (c) Ryuk.
Demyx: Art thou Roxas?
Sora: Nay!
Ai: Shut up with the Ye Olde English or I will Ye Olde your butts!
Sora: Okay...
Ai: Good boys. Now I know that it's been a long time since you read this segment BUT the good news is, it's still lively!
Xigbar: But almost all Organization members can't get in air!
Ai: That's why I have a special job for you, Xiggy!
Xigbar: What is it?
Ai: You're gonna be the one who delivers the postcards! If you do it right, you'll be rewarded!
Xigbar: Sure! -takes postcard from the window- This is from ShadowBrawler2000. It says:
It's that time of the month again. time to ruin reputations and crush dreams. oh i love it so. XDXDXD
Anyways, time to scar minds.
Sora: have you ever kissed anyone besides kairi?
Kairi: i dare you to go skydiving off the top of the castle that never was with an umbrella.
Riku: i dare you to glue whoever you hate most to a wall, but you have to go on a date with that person. choose wisely.
Demyx: i have jingle bombs. you must throw jingle bombs at 5 other people in the organization. they jingle, and when you pull the pin at the bottom. 3. 2. 1. bom!
Xemnas: Are you kidding, i'd kill you with a klondike bar. - throws frozen klondike bars at Xemnas.
Xiggypop and the stooges XD: i dare you, Larxene, xaldin, Axel, and marluxia to dress and your least favorite music star.
Hayner, Pence, Ollete, Roxas: get four other people in the room currently to play 32 games of beer pong, then draw on them in permanent marker. who does the best with the drawing gets a prize next chapter.
any other organization members i haven't mentioned: i dare you to fight over the fan people pits.
all other nobodies not with the organization: sit back, have a cold one, and watch the fireworks.
Ai: sorry, BUT this is way too good to resist. -Fires arrow coated in love potion- the KH character you love most you will instantly go to.
also, ryuk has a quick request. his comp is being tarded.
Ryuk: i dare everyone to partay during a hurricane, on a beach, outside.
till next time. DON't Touch my GINGERBEER!
Sora: Well, I kinda almost kissed--
Riku(Who came back from Ryuk's request): -runs to the door, tackles Sora and beat him up- DON'T SAY IT!! IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!! -blushes madly-
Everyone(except for Sora and Riku): -silence-
Kairi: -teleports to The Castle That Never Was- I'mma go jump now!
Ai: Umm, Kairi? You're not Mary Poppins...
Kairi: At least try! -jumps off-
Riku: -tapes Namine on the wall-
Namine: -in a deep, shallow and scary voice- You don't mean me...
Riku: M-maybe I d-do...
Demyx: Woot! -throws Jingle Bombs at Xaldin, Xemnas, Vexen, Luxord and Saix-
The said characters: -covered in smoke-
Xiggypop and the stooges: -dressed up as Hannah Montana-
Larxene: -dressed up as Haruhi Suzumiya-
Xaldin: -dressed up as Vanessa Ann Hudgens-
Axel: -dressed up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid-
Marluxia: -dressed up as Kagamine Rin-
Ai: -looks at Marluxia- you don't like Kagamine Rin? She's sings great! Haven't you heard her song, "Kokoro"?
Marluxia: Yes. I loved it but I don't have any last favorite singer so I chose my most favorite! :D
Ai: wierd...
Hayner, Pence, Olette and Roxas: -plays beer pong-
-15 minutes of drawing and judging-
Ai: I pick Olette's!
Olette: Yay!
Other Organization members that Shadow didn't mention: -fights over the fight people pits-
Other Nobodies that Shadow didn't mention(meaning Namine): -watches the other members getting killed by the fan people-
Ai: -shot by the arrow- Ouch! That hurts!
Vexen: -climbs up from the ladder that shows up from nowhere inside the fan people pits- Ai! I've come back!
Ai: Huh?!
Vexen: -holds Ai's hand- Come, let's go to my room. -tries to pull Ai's arm-
Ai: HELL NO! -then, like whoa, a blinding bright light shone one Ai-
-Ai changes! (Ai: Whoever comes up with this will be killed! Xigbar, Axel and Marluxia: gulp...)-
A pink haired girl with blue eyes(Ai: Yeah, kinda like Marluxia's!): What the--?
Everyone: Who are you?!
The pink haired girl with blue eyes: Oh! I'm Aeris Harlequin! I'm a robot created by my professor! -points at Vexen-
Vexen: Aeris!
Aeris: Ai called me. And I've come to take her place!
Roxas: But what happened to her?
Aeris: Well, me and Ai are one. Meaning we're the same person.
Sora: You mean she's also a robot?
Aeris: A little. She's a nobody.
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-Before all of this happened...(Due to Ryuk's request, we shall have a flashback!)-
Everyone(except for Ai): -party on the beach with a hurricane-
People who got sucked in the hurricane while dancing:
Xemnas, Sora, Pence, Leon, Seifer, Setzer, Rai, the heartless, the fangirls
People who got bored of dancing:
Riku, Hayner, Olette, Zexion, Lexaeus, Saix, Luxord, Roxas, the lower rank nobodies, the fanboys
People who don't care whether they're still dancing or not:
Axel, Demyx, Marluxia, Xigbar, Kairi, Tidus, Yuffie
People who don't care at all:
Those who I haven't mention (yes, even Mickey, Donald and Goofy)
Aeris: I just had a cameo!
Ai: Since Aeris has come to take my place, watch out for my new stories!
a. Kingdom Hearts: Arcana Heart (Kingdom Hearts/ Arcana Heart cross-over) --NEW title--
b. How Zexion Stole Christmas (How The Grinch Stole Christmas parody) --Published And Submitted!--
c. Organization XIII: Re: Reverse/Rebirth (Organization XIII with new members from different animes and shows) --Chapter 2 is to be written--
d. Cosplay Gender Bend (A doujinshi that I'm going to draw. Watch out for it in Deviant Art)
e. Haunted Oblivion (my first Horror story. In a doujin form!)
f. Kingdom Hearts: Kokoro Kiseki (Kinda like the manga form Kagamine Rin's movie. But different! I use KH characters! And in a doujin form!)