Me: Hey guys, I am currently still in Queenstown and Im on my moms laptop; she is with her friend in hospital so I snuck on. Now I won't be able to review until I think Thursday or if I sneak onto her laptop again. Queenstown is so cool, my brother, and I have been walking around with –sigh- my mom's friend's daughter, she annoys me. Anyways I told you guys at the start I will have bad grammar and now I am telling you that again and also I will have bad spelling. If I could I would write this all in Spanish then I would have perfect spelling because Spanish is my first language and im still really learning English, I just moved here to New Zealand from my hometown Madrid and I have been here for 4 years, I think. No it is five, but I use to speak only Spanish before I moved here, and sometimes French. My mother is from France and she speaks fluently in French and my father is Spanish and speaks fluently in Spanish, I can speak French, just not fluently since I was raised in Madrid. So if my spelling isn't perfect, I am sorry. Yea my family is weird; I have Spanish, French, Irish, even Greek and some Italian. My nana, my mother's mama is French, and Irish, my mother's father is Greek, my fathers mama is Spanish, and my father's papa is Italian, Spanish. I know it's very weird, now imagine my family gatherings, very weird because there's a mixture of us, hahaha.
Anyways here's the next chapter and this one is pretty much just something Halley partly wrote and sent to me through email, we have our evil ways you see, since my mother can be back any time now I got her to write the chapter up, and I just add bits and stuff like that anyways here it is.
Oh and hey 'tuhinga totoko' yea man, we represent the short people hahaha, and im like the shortest one in my house, but I only have an older brother, now which is better older brother or younger brother. My older brother and I are close, like best friends I guess, but are younger brothers better?
A WEEK LATER AFTER THE TAZUNA MISSION
"na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- DUCK MAN na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- DUCK MAN na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- DUCK MAN, DUCK MAN, DUCK MAN…" I sing tauntingly to Sasuke in the batman theme tune, his eye twitches in annoyance.
"Shut up pinky" Sasuke says as we walk to the training grounds on a bright and sunny day in Konoha, ah it was days like these I liked, but I really loved rainy days, the puddles, the mud, the sound of the rain, mud pies, mud ball fights, and RAMEN, well I eat ramen everyday but still, it counts because I said so okay.
"Fine, fine but now you have a theme song now so you should be thanking me" I say well smiling and he rolls his eyes and walks with his hands in his pockets, we started walking together to training because he walked by Ichiraku and saw me, knowing I would be late if he didn't drag me with him, he well dragged me with him, so to annoy him, I made up a duck man theme song, oh good times.
"Humph" Sasuke replies and I frown then I turn my head slightly to see Naruto looking gloomy. I walk over to Naruto and look at him with a puzzled look on my face "Hey lover boy what's wrong?" I ask questioningly and he turns and his dull blue eyes narrow and go an icy blue.
"Go away you stupid pink haired loser you will never be hokage, want to know why, because your weak and nothing but a dead last reject" Naruto exclaims at me angrily and my eyes widen and I clench my fist together.
"W…" I start but Sasuke storms over and glares at Naruto, he stands in front of me and glares coldly at Naruto.
"Why don't you go away you idiot who can't even fight" Sasuke growls at Naruto angrily.
"Oh great pretty boy is here, well… WHY DON'T YOU STEAL SOMETHING ELSE FROM ME" Naruto growls back and then moves to punch Sasuke but poof Kakashi appeared and caught Naruto's fist.
"Well, well what do we have here" Kakashi asked sternly, eyeing up Naruto, boy he was acting strange today.
"I HATE YOU THE UCHIHA AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A TEAM WITH HIM" Naruto growls out and glares at Sasuke coldly.
"What's with you dobe" Sasuke asks annoyed
"You… YOU TOOK HINATA-CHAN AWAY FROM ME, SHE LIKES THE UCHIHA-FAG" Naruto yells at Sasuke who in return shows a look of disgust
Flash back
Naruto's POV
'Im sure that Hinata-chan will like rice balls, it took me ages to make them, even my mom had to help' I think nervously, I wanted to impress Hinata.
'DON'T WORRY HINATA-CHAN WILL LOVE US, AND THEN SHE WILL BE OUR GIRL FRIEND, AND THEN WE WILL KICK ALL HER FAN BOYS BUTTS' Inner me says well fist pumping.
I smile and straighten out my clothes, I wear my normal clothes that consist of dark black khakis knee length shorts with a white t-shirt and a blue jacket and my normal ninja shoes. My eyes are like my sister's Ino's but a shade darker, and my blonde hair is also a shade darker than hers.
I stroll down the streets of Konoha, birds are chirping the sun is shinning, so it's means this time she will actually say yes to a date.
Suddenly Hinata walks out of my family flower shop with my sister following her. Her face is scrunched up in a frown well my sisters eyes a narrowed at her, so I quickly hide to the side of a nearby shop and mask my chakra, Hinata must be talking about me, telling my sister I am better than her.
My sister Ino walks pass me, more like stomps past me like an elephant, her nose was high in the air and her arms on her hips. Hinata followed but she, she is like a goddess when she walks, instead of stomping she walks elegantly with poise, and her nose isn't high in the air, like my sisters, and that's probably because she's glaring at Ino. She wears the same outfit, the light blue kimono with a tear on each side and dark purple knee length tights, the Hyuga clan emblem is on the back of her kimono, but today she's wearing a jacket, it was dark blue, and in gold ink it has 'I love'. My heart races as Hinata walks pass me, and I listen carefully.
"Listen up, Ino-pig" I hear Hinata says firmly, oh her voice, it's so, wait not sweet, but bitter, that's not her usual voice.
"No you listen up, forehead, he IS MINE" Ino growls out well turning around to send a cold and cruel glare at my poor Hinata. I clench my teeth and narrow my eyes at my sister, how dare she mock my Hinata, her forehead isn't too big. (Yes she has a big forehead, its because I want her and Ino to have the relationship Sakura and Ino have, and I needed a nickname for her so, now she has a big forehead)
"NO, HE IS MINE" Hinata hisses out, she stalks up to Ino and glares at her, with her beautiful lavender eyes, she saying im hers, me Naruto Yamanaka. I sigh dreamily, my dream came true.
'W-wait, why is Ino saying im hers than' I think and then I listen intently, for a name, who are they arguing about, Ino won't saying im hers.
"Sasuke-kun is mine forehead, always has been" Ino says well crossing her arms over her chest; she narrows her baby blue eyes at Hinata.
"No, Sasuke-kun is mine Ino-pig, im a Hyuga, Uchiha's would rather marry a Hyuga than a pitiful Yamanaka" Hinata says and I could just feel her hands ripping into my chest and grabbing my heart, I could see her holding my heart in her hands, then she suddenly stamps on it, and to add more pain she'd spit on it.
Blocking out more of their argument I lean against the shop wall and slide to a sitting position, I had lost my precious Hinata to the damn Uchiha. The rice balls I made especially for her fall to the ground inside of the container.
'HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LET'S GO AND KILL THAT DAMN UCHIHA FOR STEALING AWAY OUR HINATA-CHAN" my inner roars inside of my mind.
End of flashback
"Why would I like Hinata, no offence but weak annoying fan girls isn't my type, so you have nothing to worry about dobe" Sasuke says simply
"It was about Hinata" Kakashi said well sweat dropping
"OH" Naruto said and smiled apologetically at Sasuke, Naruto felt like mentally slapping himself, it was obviously Sakura who Sasuke would most be likely to like, but he wouldn't dare tell Ino, for Sakura's sake, Sakura didn't want a million fan girls out trying to kill her, and Naruto may not hang out with her much but she doesn't deserve Ino's anger.
"Now I think you owe Saki an apology" Sasuke says seriously
"Oh um Sakura, im sorry for what I said" Naruto said guiltily, he had growled at her for no reason, and he realized how stupid that was.
"No prob lover boy, now Sasu you can kind of, I don't know, move out of my way" I say and Sasuke sighs and moves to my side and I smile at Naruto
"Hey Sakura have you noticed that you dress like a guy" Naruto said thoughtfully and I clench my fist annoyed at the fact he apologizes and then practically judges my clothes.
"Well sorry, but these are better for training then pitiful skirts and those silly dresses, but one day I will dress up like a girl, in the far-far-far-far future" I say jokingly and Naruto shakes his head before rolling his eyes at me. Naruto then observes me with a thoughtful look on his face.
"You should dress like Hinata-chan" Naruto commented and I raised an eyebrow, me dressing up like her… NO WAY.
"No thanks, hey sensei your early" I say and Kakashi smiled under his mask I guess that because his eye crinkled.
"Finally someone noticed I was still here" Kakashi said and we all smiled sheepishly "anyways I have entered you into the chunin exams" he finishes.
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"Um what's that?" I ask and Sasuke sighs before he slaps his forehead
"It's like you know how we're genin, it's the next level of ninja" Sasuke replies to me, suddenly my brain starts to work. Digesting the information he gave me, I came to a simple conclusion.
"YAY I GOING TO PASS THE STUPID TEST AND BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY DREAM" I say cheerfully and Sasuke shakes his head well he chuckles causing me to frown at him, he continues to chuckle angering me more, so I glare at him "shut it Sas I will get there, hey lover boy why do you look pale… why did he faint, lover boy, hey lover boy, Kakashi-sensei um what do we do" I ask as I poke Naruto with a stick, after Kakashi told us Naruto was stiff I guess, but now fainting that's too over dramatic.
"Um, well anyone up for ramen" Kakashi asks and my eyes widen with glee
"RAMEN, I LOVE RAMEN" I scream loudly well jumping up in down happily
"I have a feeling im going to regret this" Kakashi said well sweat dropping anime style, Sasuke looks at his poor sensei and a smirk appears upon his face.
"Oh you will" Sasuke replies back. I stop bouncing up and down so I could stop and look at Sasuke well pouting.
"Come on ducky im not that bad when it comes to ramen" I say innocently and he chuckles.
"Really, is that why im broke" Sasuke says well raising an eyebrow
"No your broke because of you stupid tomato fetish" I say well crossing my arms and he frowns at me.
"Tomato's aren't stupid, ramen is" Sasuke says plainly with a look of indifference on his face
"Ramen is way better than stupid tomatoes, at least ramen isn't confusing what the hell is a tomato anyway, fruit or vegetable, with ramen you know its just RAMEN" I growl out at him and he glares at me
Iruka suddenly pops up "Team photos" Iruka says well grinning "you see every team has a team photo" Iruka adds because of the confused expression on our faces. Naruto after hearing that sprung to his feet, boy was lover boy weird.
"Really –sigh- and I thought I could go and see Hinata-chan to fix things" Naruto said sighing, he stands straight well smiling with a bored look plastered on his face.
"TOMATOES ARE BETTER" Sasuke yells at me well pointing an accusing finger
"NO RAMEN IS SUPER DUPER BETTER, IT IS THE FOOD FOR THE GODS, RAMEN IS WAY BETTER" I scream at him, suddenly you could see us charge at each other, trying to strangle each other to death.
Kakashi sighs and with one hand picks Sasuke up by the scruff and with his other hand he has me in the same position. Sasuke was glaring at me and I was glaring back at him with my arms crossed, Kakashi smiles but is sweat dropping anime style. Naruto then held up a sign saying 'I LOVE HINATA-CHAN' and his eyes went into love heart shapes.
Iruka sighs and takes the photo, this photo was going to be the most unique team photo Konoha has ever had.
"PUT ME DOWN SENSEI, LET ME KILL THE TOMATO FREAK" I scream out thoroughly annoyed and Sasuke glares at me
"TOMATO FREAK HUH, YOU'RE THE RAMEN FREAK" Sasuke yells not knowing his mother and brother were walking over and were very shocked to see this side of Sasuke.
"OH DUCKY YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN" I yell and stick my hands out to strangle him, I swing my body so I can get near him and I go to strangle him, he does the same, both of us forgetting Kakashi was holding us still. Kakashi sighs and looks up to see Mikoto and Itachi.
"Ah Mikoto-san, Itachi-san" Kakashi says and his eye curves as he smiles under his mask.
Sasuke and I stop and turn to face them. My eyes were wide and so were Sasuke's. Mikoto chuckles at our expressions well Itachi smiles as he looks at us fully amused.
"Um hi mom, Itachi-nii san, nice to see you on a very sunny day" Sasuke says well smiling sheepishly. Mikoto was extremely happy, she know knew why Sasuke was happier these days. Mikoto looks at Sakura and she smiles with her onyx eyes twinkling. Mikoto smiles towards Sakura with one thought on her mind 'green-blue eyed and black haired baby Uchiha's, with grandma Mikoto, no nanny, no nana, hmmm… I will decide later'.
"Hello Sasu-chan, Kakashi-san, Naruto-san, Iruka-san, oh and who might you be" Mikoto asks me and I smiles sheepishly well I was inwardly growling at Sasuke for saying tomato's are better than ramen.
"Sakura Uzumaki" I reply back well grinning cheerfully.
"It's nice to meet you" Mikoto says with a warm grin on her face and Itachi looks at me with a smirk on his face.
"Im sure you know who I am, everyone does" Itachi says and I frown at him
"Just because your ANBU captain doesn't mean your famous you, you WEASEL" I yell at him and his smile turns into a scowl, but he chooses to ignore me. Knowing he holding back I decided to taunt him more, because he couldn't act out, he's a Uchiha, and ANBU captain.
"WEASEL, WEASEL YOU MIGHT NEED SOME WRINKLE CREAM, YOU SEEM TO BE AGING, HOW OLD ARE YOU? I WOULD GUESS ABOUT 78, ITACHI IS A 78YEAR OLD WRINKLY WEASEL" I exclaim before breaking out into full blown laughter, I poke my tongue out childishly at him.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY CHERRY" Itachi exclaims as he finally cracked and I glare at him
"I SAID WEASEL, I WILL REPEAT IT FOR YOU, SHEESH YOUR DEAF AND YOUR ANBU CAPTAIN ANYWAYS –clears throat- YOU WEASEL" I exclaim at him rather loudly and he glares at me.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE PINK HAIR" Itachi says childishly well crossing his arms.
"SO YOU HAVE GIRLY HAIR AND YOU'RE A GUY, SOMEONE COULD MISTAKE YOU FOR A GIRL" I say immaturely and Sasuke chuckles.
"LITTLE BROTHER, I WOULDN'T LAUGH, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE DUCK BUTT HAIR" Itachi exclaims well narrowing his eyes at Sasuke and Sasuke narrows his eyes at Itachi also.
"SEE I TOLD YOU YOUR HAIR WAS SHAPED LIKE A DUCK BUTT" I say well smiling triumphantly at Sasuke who glares back at me.
"SHUT UP AT LEAST MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE GUY HAIR" Sasuke yells accusingly at Itachi
"YEA I MEAN DO YOU LIKE HAIR DRY IT OR SOMETHING" I say and Sasuke looks at me and we smirk evilly before looking at Itachi
"Jeez brother, I didn't know you were gay" Sasuke says and Itachi glares at his beloved soon to be dead little brother
"Yea, oh no Sasuke we didn't have our anti-gay shots" I say feigning worry
"Don't worry his gayness isn't contagious even though he wishes it is, so he could have a gay buddy" Sasuke says
"Look at his eyes lashes does he wear mascara" I ask and Sasuke smirks
"Yea looks like he does, maybe even eyeliner" Sasuke comments
Itachi looks at us, and he is fuming, his usable stoic face was now red with anger, and he also had a vein above his eyebrows, maybe it's a Uchiha thing.
"YOU BETTER RUN YOU BRATS" Itachi glowers at us before slowing walking over to us like he was stalking his prey, which was us.
"WE CANT, KAKASHI-SENSEI IS STILL HOLDING US" Sasuke and I yell in unison. Kakashi drops us and we soon take off away from an angry Itachi.
Mikoto stands completely shocked at how her sons were acting, usually they were like stoic, well mannered robots.
"Don't worry Mikoto-san get use to it, I certainly did" Kakashi says well sighing as he watched his students run from an angry Itachi leaving behind a cloud of dust.
"Yes, Sakura does bring the best or um the worst out of people" Iruka says well scratching the back of his head
"HINATA-CHAN" Naruto screams and runs to practically nowhere.
"MOM HELP ITACHI HAS GONE MAD" they hear from a distance and they all sweat drop.
"NOT ICHIRAKU, PLEASE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ICHIRAKU, YES AIM FOR THE TOMATOES, WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE, AHH IRUKA HELP ME WEASEL HERE IS LOSING IT" they hear from obviously Sakura.
"GET HERE YOU TWO SCUM BAGS" they also hear and they all guess that its Itachi
"HAHAHA THAT WAS SO LAME, GET HERE YOU TWO SCUM BAGS, HAHAHA DON'T YA AGREE DUCKY" they hear again and you knows its Sakura
"YEA WHO SAYS THAT, WAIT ITACHI DOES HAHAHA" they hear and they guess its Sasuke.
"YOU TWO ARE DEAD" they hear a deadly voice say but they hear laughing.
"HAHAHA YOU MUST BE BLIND CAUSE WE'RE STILL ALIVE, SHOOT, HE'S GOING APE, NARUTO, NARUTO UM WEASEL LIKES HINATA, HE WANTS TO CHALLENGE YOU FOR HER LOVE" a voice yells suddenly an angry chakra flares.
"HINATA-CHAN IS MINE" a angry voice exclaims.
Suddenly Mikoto, Iruka and Kakashi see both Sasuke and Sakura running back towards them. Once they get there they stop and start panting before they burst into laughter.
"Haha Itachi is haha getting his butt haha kicked" Sasuke says well wiping away happy tears from his eyes
"Haha no Itachi haha is taking haha his temper hahaha out on poor hahaha lover boy" Sakura says and they both burst into more laughter.
"You two have evil schemes" Iruka says well shaking his head, he was thoroughly amused.
"Hey ducky, race ya to Ichiraku, Kakashi is getting us ramen remember" I say and Sasuke looks at me with determination in his eyes.
With in second we were both running towards the ramen stand, Iruka chuckles and looks at Kakashi with his eyes full of pity.
"Your going to be bankrupt, well bye" Iruka says and poof, he was gone.
Kakashi sighs and massages his temples "I feel a headache coming on" Kakashi murmurs and Mikoto laughs softly at his problem.
"Why don't I come with you Kakashi-san, we both can pay for the bill and im sure it wont cost that much" Mikoto said with a carefree smile.
1 hour later and 23 bowls of ramen later oh and plus what Sasuke, Mikoto and Kakashi ate, Naruto and Itachi were still brawling, well fan boys hopped into help Naruto and Shisui jumped in and helped Itachi
I smile as I finish my last bowl of ramen, Ayame still looks amazed well her father smiles at me knowing I was the reason why his ramen stand was thriving.
Mikoto looks at me with her eyes wide and Kakashi was equally shocked.
"Thanks for the ramen Kakashi-sensei, Mikoto-san but I have to go and meet Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon" I say well smiling and then I take of
"Now that will be 598 dollars thank you" the old man says well smiling
Kakashi and Mikoto pay half each and the owner smiles.
"Is that why you are broke these past weeks Sasu-chan" Mikoto asks and Sasuke nods well sighing
"Yea, like I said she is a ramen freak, wait is that a tomato" Sasuke says as he sees a tomato stand, he runs to it.
"I have a ramen freak, a tomato freak, and a Hinata freak in my team, well they are ready to be chunins" Kakashi says well smiling and poof he was gone. Mikoto sighs and walks over to her son.
"Sasu-chan" Mikoto says and Sasuke turns to look at her with a tomato in his mouth, so he quickly swallows
"Yea mom" Sasuke says well looking at her curiously
"Do you have a crush on Saku…" Mikoto was about to finish but a blushing Sasuke ran off
"GOING TO SAVE NARUTO MOM, LOVE YA" Sasuke yells.
"I'll take that as a yes, yay me and Kushina-chan's dream is coming true –sighs with a sad look in her eyes- if only she was here" Mikoto whispers and then she sighs and starts walking towards her home, thinking of what to say when Fugaku asked where Itachi and Sasuke are, oh how is she going to explain Shisui's disappearance to his parents.
Me: well, please review, and I won't be able to update until later, I don't when for sure. Oh and the question your asking about the story, you will just have to wait and see, i cant tell you whats going to happen, it will ruin the whole thing. Okay i will need at least 10 reviews to go on to post another chapter, and the next chapter would be about the chunin exams, so 10 reviews