Chapter 10: The "I'm Sorry I'm Late" Four

A/N: I'm sorry I haven't updated in, like, a year. Super sorry. I've just haven't had anytime to play the games, and I barely have time to write for any of my stories. University is harsh. Sorry. But, here, have a chapter!

#37 Axe-Swingin' Majini. RE5

*I played through this single player on veteran mode. I sucked.

Chris shot at the Majini climbing through the window. Sheva was at his side, shooting as well. As he got another head-shot, the ground started thumping. Loudly. He turned to the boarded up section of the wall as the thumping neared.

"Uh, Sheva?" He asked, as the thumping stopped. "I think there's- OH HOLY SHIT!" He screamed, as a large axe slashed down into the boards, breaking them apart, and an extremely large Majini walked through.

"Run Chris!" Chris wasted no time jumping out the window and booking it down the road, Sheva at his heels. He stopped running to grab a new weapon, a Machine Gun, that someone just left out on a table.

"Ooh, pretty..." He mumbled, loading the gun.

"CHRIS!" He ducked to the side, just in time to dodge a giant axe.

"AH SHIT! RUN!" He screamed again running away.

"Chris! SHOOT IT!" Chris looked at her like she was crazy.

"ARE YOU CRAZY! I'M NOT SHOOTING THAT THING!" Sheva rolled her eyes and jumped up on a ledge before shooting at the Majini, leaving Chris to deal with The Big Bitch. TM. He screamed like a little girl when The Big Bitch followed him up to the rooftops. "AH HELL NO!" He jumped to the next roof, thinking that a Majini that size couldn't follow. Of course, he was wrong. He screamed again and jumped down, emptying his clip of ammo into it. "STOP FOLLOWING MEEEEEEE!" He shot one last time, hitting it right in the centre of it's stomach, and then, it exploded, showering everything (but not Chris, because he was hiding behind a large crate) in Majini guts.

"You did it Chris!" Sheva called out, jogging up to him. Chris glared.

"No thanks to you!"

#38 Fuck This Shit to the Deepest Pits of Hell. RE5

*This is also from my veteran mode single-player run.

"SHEVA! DISTRACT IT!" Chris screamed, dodging a swing from the Majini's chainsaw.

"WITH WHAT?!" Sheva growled, throwing a rock at the Majini. That ultimately did distract it, as it made a whining noise and went to slash Sheva in half. The slash made Sheva begin dying, making Chris curse as he resuscitated her. "FUCK!" Sheva shouted, pushing Chris away, just in time for him to dodge the chainsaw strike that ended up cutting into Sheva.

"SHEVA!" Chris screamed, as a light flashed. Chris opened his eyes and sighed at the sight of their last checkpoint at the base of the stairs. Sheva was next to him, mumbling and rubbing her throat. "Well, let's try again."

"CHRIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Sheva shouted angrily, as Chris ran off, leaving her with the Chainsaw Majini, alone. "GET YOUR COWARD ASS BACK HERE!"

"I'D RATHER NOT!" She heard Chris answer back. A bullet whizzed past her and hit the Chainsaw Majini in the face, making it screech and cover the wound. Sheva took that as a chance to run to find Chris. "SHEVA! What are you doing?! GET OUT OF HERE!" Sheva smacked him on the back of the head and glared.

"You EVER leave me ALONE with a fucking MAJINI AGAIN!" Sheva paused to aim her gun at him. "AND I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!" Chris raised his arms to surrender, when a chainsaw entered both their lines of vision, heading straight for Chris.

"...shit." Chris said, just as the chainsaw slashed down.

"CHRIS!"

"FUCK THIS SHIT!" Chris screamed, running down the road with Sheva at his heels. "FUCK IT STRAIGHT TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!" Sheva ducked out of the way of the Majini's chainsaw.

"CHRIS! SHOOT IT!" Her voice began taking on a hysterical edge as the Majini began swinging it's chainsaw around. "SHOOT IT!" Chris threw a grenade down, and, as it exploded, shot at the Majini with his shotgun. "SHOOT IT! KILL IT! USE FIRE!" One last shot at it's head made the Majini fall over. Chris and Sheva breathed heavily as they stared at the downed Majini. "Did... did we get it?" Sheva whispered, poking the Majini with her rifle. Chris shrugged lightly.

"I... I think so...?"

#39 The Name's Claire, Claire Redfield. RE: Code Veronica X

Claire crossed her arms as the rather skinny redheaded boy jumped down in front of her. She sighed, and raised a hand to rub her temples. Of course. Of fucking course. The only other living person, aside from her and that guard who was dying, was a damned hormonal teenage boy. She groaned as the boy flashed her what she assumed was supposed to be a seductive smile.

"Hey baby, I didn't know someone as beautiful as you was on the island." Claire shuddered and cocked her gun, aiming at him.

"Don't start lover boy. I am not in the mood." The boy sputtered and raised his hands as she twitched the finger that was on the trigger. "I just woke up on this damned island, which, by the way, is overrun by fucking zombies, and I am not, nor am I ever, going to be in the mood for a flirting with teenage boy." The boy reddened and looked away.

"S-Sorry. My name's Steve, Steve Burnside." Claire raised a brow.

"Uh-huh, look, I really don't care." Steve reddened further.

"A-Aren't you going to introduce yourself?" Claire sized Steve up, before turning on her heel and walking away, ignoring his indigent sputtering. "H-HEY! Woman!" Claire sighed, and glanced over her shoulder.

"The name's Claire, lover boy. Claire Redfield." The she turned around again, and walked off, leaving a stunned Steve to stare after her.

#40 That Man Just Turned Into A T-Rex. RE6

Helena, with Leon at her side, stared at Simmons as he screamed and ranted and raved at them, before his chest exploded outwards and his skin began bubbling. She watched, horror-struck but also kinda amazed, as the man once known as Simmons turned into a fucking tyrannosaurus rex. Leon squeaked as the T-Rex Simmons roared loudly, revealing that there was an eyeball in his mouth.

"P-Perhaps now is the b-best time to run...?" Leon whispered, and Helena absently nodded. Leon grabbed her wrist and they booked it to the opposite side of the room, the T-Rex Simmons roaring and following after. The dived out of the way of Simmon's large jaw, which swooped down to scoop them up.

"HOLY FUCK! SPLIT! SPLIT!" Helena screamed, and she and Leon split up, running in different directions. Helena ducked behind an abandoned car, and reloaded her gun. She didn't even know if her gun was going to be effective against him!

"HELENA! LOOK OUT!" Helena glanced up, just in time to see T-Rex Simmon's mouth-eye staring at her in what looked like smug victory. Helena glanced down at her gun, then up at the eye, then back down at her gun again.

"...fuck."