FURRIES AND DARK LORDS ON MARIO KART
Chapter 10: Sherbert Land
"Round 10, at Sherbert Land!" said Mario. "Watch out for penguins. Begin!"
"The Penguin would have liked this level," said Batman.
The race began. Bowser rammed into Wormtail, knocking him into the water. A Lakitu took him out. He was frozen, and when he unfroze, he lost a balloon.
Fawful got three red shells. He fired them at Krystal, Jason, and Shagrat. Krystal recovered quickly, but Fawful's vacuum helmet got him another item box with a star. Fawful got a star, and so did Jason and Shagrat, and all three, realizing at the same time that they couldn't hurt each other, chased after Krystal.
"Fox I've got enemies on my tail!" said Krystal.
Fox picked up a Boo from an item box. He threw it to Krystal, and she used it to turn transparent.
"She did the disappearing!" said Fawful.
"Doesn't matter!" said Shagrat. "We're coming up on items in that cave, and when we get them, we'll destroy…"
Shagrat hit a penguin and was dazed. Jason and Fawful picked up some items. Jason got a banana. He threw it ahead. Fawful got a Bowser shell. He fired it ahead of him.
"Ironical," said Fawful. "Bowser is one of my arch-nemesises."
Krystal had slowed down while transparent to get behind Jason and Fawful. She picked up a Bob-omb from an item block and threw it ahead. It hit Fawful and Jason, taking off their first balloon each.
Fox shot a green shell at Jason, taking off his second balloon.
Bellatrix got a Chain Chomp and began riding it across the area, destroying several penguins. She hit Myotismon and Shadow Queen, taking off their first balloons each. They turned toward each other.
"Grisly Wing!" Myotismon shot a beam of bats at Shadow Queen, taking off her second balloon. She retaliated by striking him with shadow lightning, taking off his second balloon.
Admiral Piett threw a Bob-omb at Myotismon and Shadow Queen, destroying them both.
Ash and Evil Ash both got a set of green shells. They rammed into each other, destroying one shell each. The next time, Ash hit Evil Ash and knocked him into the water. When he was taken out and unfrozen, he had one balloon left. Ash planted a banana, and Evil Ash slipped on it, and was destroyed.
Spiderman shot a web at DK, throwing him back into Bellatrix's chomp, which smashed into him shortly after and took off his second balloon. DK was now down to one balloon as well.
"Avada Kedavra!" Bellatrix's Killing Curse missed Blaze by inches and hit Nute Gunray instead, destroying him.
Voldemort was too far behind Tails and Vader to hit either with Avada Kedavra.
"Spike Shell!" said Sauron, who was in last. "The One Spike Shell… TO RULE THEM ALL!"
Sauron fired the spike shell. Tails and Vader were both just behind him, about to lap him, on the third lap, and so they slowed down so that Voldemort, who had three of his five balloons left, could get ahead.
"I win this time," said Voldemort.
The spike shell sailed through the center, hitting Ugluk and Pius Thicknesse, destroying both, and taking Gorbag and Scabior down to one balloon each. Yaxley stayed to the side to avoid it and hit a penguin. The shell went between Tails and Vader, who knew not to stay in the center, and hit Voldemort, reducing him to two balloons. Tails and Vader took the lead again, and Tails won the race, with Vader in second.
Freddy and Dimentio were able to get ahead of Voldemort this time, and they got third, fourth, and fifth, respectively.
Blaze got a star and smashed into Rodolphus, knocking him into the ice water and destroying him.
Placing sixth for his team was Frieza, seventh was Batman, eighth was Bowser, and ninth was the Lord of the Nazgûl.
"Why can't I get any points?" said Sauron.
SCORE:
Team Furry: 100
Team Palpatine: 58
Team Sauron: 0
Team Voldemort: 37
Team Fawful: 10
Team Frieza: 6
Team Freddy: 8
Team Superman: 6
Team Bowser: 2