Based off of My Immortal & Twila, The Gurl Who Wuz In Luv Wif A Vampyre. And some Mel Brooks films.
Kazumi Glitter Insane Mania Dementia Pathological Bloodthirsty Homicidal Maniac Psycho Love Suicidal Killuall Hiv-virus Light and her two sisters, Midnite Vermilion Emerald Onyx Turquoise Ruby Garnet Topaz Amber Gold Silver Mica Obsidian Sapphire Feldspar Diamond Quartz Marble Light, and Rachel Light! Are all in England ATM!
Then;
Mary Sue, the 31337 warwoof.
Dawn, the newborn full of ebilness.
I decided that every few parts, there gets to be a new OC until it's completely OOC. Last Newest OC: Dawn
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MAILN SUEZIE IZ MI NAM! BEEN N00BIE IZ MAH GAM! || Reader: This goes on for quite some time.
BE QUITE! || Reader: -TRANSLATED- Be quiet!
SHUDDUP I CAN TOPY!! || Reader: You know, she doesn't do anything in this part. We'll have to find Dawn.
In La Push - Jacob
Dawn? You search for her? Really? You, reader, are a fool. || Reader: One day he's five, and now he's a b-a. Did a bell ring?
Shut up, or I'll make you eat this script. Meyer's thesaurus, am I the only literate one left after Kazumi went away? || Reader: Probably. I don't know how literate Dawn is yet.
Oh, not very... I've seen her diary. Look: owiefdiweufeiw
In La Push - Dawn
Reader: I've found Dawn.
I think i"m broken. i CAN't wrrriet like i culd! || Reader: Okay, we're going to wait until AFTER Breaking Dawn.
mIDnite ebil?! || Reader: Sure...
With Jake..
Why are you here? || R: Mary Sue isn't interesting enough.
I'm just pining for Isabella. || R: Really? She doesn't want you! She wants the boy that wants to kill Kazumi!
SO?! I CAN PINE FOR WHO I WANT UNTIL I RESORT TO PEDOPHILIA! || R: I'm leaving now. Tell Kazumi I've gone on strike when she comes back.
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