"There it is", Brian said. "Berlin."
Germany was absolutely horrifying. They could see smoke rising into the sky from really tall smokestacks in the distance. Barbara shuddered knowing that smoke could be only one thing. She looked at the sign next to them that read Welcome to Berlin: the Happiest Place on Earth.
"Happiest place on earth, my ass", Barbara frowned.
They walked ino town together seeing how quiet things were. The puppies looked around confused. The way everyone talking about Berlin, they expected to see explosions and dead people.
"Doesn't seem so bad", Briana shrugged.
"Dear god, this place is nightmarish", Brian said picking up a piece of paper from the road. "Look at the offensive way they draw Jewish people."
They looked at the picture to see what looked like Mort Goldman.
"Wow", Barbara said unimpressed.
Stewie led everyone through the town holding some kind of radioactive scanner. They walked toward a building that held the nazi flags and had the nazi symbol above the door. The needle went crazy, the readings off the charts as they stopped in front of the building.
"It's here", Stewie said. "The uranium lab is in here."
"Where'd you get that thing?" Brian asked looking at the scanner.
"Uh, up your ass?"
"What?"
"What?"
The puppies giggled at their father's confused face and Barbara couldn't help but laugh too.
"Okay, so how are we going to get in there?" she asked.
Stewie looked at the building and smiled when he saw three SS officers. He pulled everyone into an alley and waited for the officers to come close.
"Hey, psst!" he said. "Fellows, you want to get a free caricature?"
"Ooh! Ja! I want to be a skateboarder!"
The three officers went into the alley. Barbara covered the kids' eyes as Brian started punching them. Stewie pulled out a ray gun and shot that them, making them disintegrate. Stewie, Barbara and Brian put on the uniforms and stepped out into public.
"Hey, there's something on here", Stewie said looking at his uniform.
He looked at his collar to see a button that said McCain/Palin.
"Huh, that's weird."
"What do we do about the kids?" Barbara asked.
Brian got some leashes and hooked them onto the puppies' collars.
"Sorry, kids, but we need you to behave. Dogs were used to be vicious attackers so you'll have to do."
"Okay, dad", Ollie said unsure.
"Alright, come on", he said. "Let's get inside that lab."