Young Justice Road Trip

AN: TENTH CHAPTER! WHOO! Also celebrating the fiftieth review, so let's make this chapter extra awesome! Special thanks to sunflower13 for making up Giselle Louisa Quackenbush.

UBER SPESHAL FUN CHAPTER TEN TIME BITCHES!

"I am SO. BORED." Roy whined. As if on cue, a mysterious swirling portal of hot pink sparkles appeared in the van.
"What the fuck is that thing!" Wally shrieked. Suddenly a person fell out, crumpling on the floor.

"I suddenly feel a random urge to protect you mystery person- wait, what?" Roy said, confused. The person stood up.

"LYKE OMFG HAI IM GISELLE LOUISA QUACKENBUSH ADN IM LYKE SOOOOOO TTLY AWSME!11!1!111!" The girl shrieked, twirling in her sundress and bouncing her ridiculously big chest.

The Team stared.

"HO ME GAWD UR ROY HARPER UR MAI TWUE WOVE!11! LUK IM HAWT AND SHEMXY AND CUUUTEEE AND MUDEST AND HAWWT AND EVERYEON LUVS MEH BCUZ I AMMM SOOOOPER KAWAII!111!111!"

There was a faint popping sound as any and all hints of Roy's manly pride vanished.

"You are so hot let's go out and make babies and marry and make love and have babies!" Roy giggled. The two then joined hands and flew through the window.

The team stared. Finally, Robin spoke up.

"What the fuck just happened?"

"I have no idea, but my sister will brutally murder her, whoever she is."

"OH GOD, IT'S ALREADY STARTING!" Wally screamed, eyes wide in terror.

"Dude. What are you talking about?"

"That was a Mary-Sue, the most hated breed on the internet. They're female characters that display the authors image of perfection, and get paired with the most desirable guy, or sometimes girl. After they arrive, the other characters begin to change. The girls become ugly, retarded, jealous bitches, or her personal fanclub. And the dudes instantly become tall, muscly, and obsessed with the Sue. I'll be turning stupid any second now,despite my love of science and marshmallows. Hey, are clouds made of marshmallows? They're so fluffy, I bet they'd taste good- NO WALLY, SNAP OUT OF IT!" The speedster yelled, beginning to hyperventilate. (AN: The Sue has gotten in to my mind, forcing me to make an annoying authors note in the middle of the fucking story, which everyone hates. Just thought I'd say that if this story makes you hyperventalate, then you should probably see a doctor, or stop reading. Just a heads up OMG MOAR REVIEEEWWSSSAAH! FUCK SHE'S IN MY HEAD! AH OH GOD NOT THE FAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee... hElLo ThErE IM DA AUTHRESS OF DIS STRY NAOW ND IT WIL B3 WAAAAY BTTR DAN DAT SHTY GURL ENDR SHES NT EVEN HAWWT LYKE MEH! ANEWAS IM DA SOOPER KAWAII DESU AWSME ATHRSS NOW ND MAH NAM IS GERTRUDE WITHERSTOCKING PUDDINGSPARKLE, TEH MUST BOOOOTIFUL NAM ON DA INTRWEBZ! ANYWAS INJOY DA WAAAAAY BTTR CHPTER DAN EEENER HAOD PLLNED 4 U!)

ENERD DA STOPID WRTER WAZ WRKIN ON A STRY. "HAHAHAA IM SOOO SMRT DIS ES SOOOO FNNY PPL WLL LUV DIS CRP!" SSHE SAD IN HER RSTY VOCE. DEN DA MAAAGICAL ANGEL AUTHRS GURTRUDE WITHERSTOCKING PUDDINGSPAARKLE PWNED ER WIT DA MAGICZ OB FENDSHIP AND CAP. AND DEN MICHENERD (AN: U C WAT I DID DER IM SMRT PLZ LUV ME) WENT OF 2 B DED ND 3VRY1 LAFFED. BAC IN DA STRY ROY WAZ WITH HEES TWO WOVE GISSELE LOUISA QUAKENBUSH, MY SELF INSERT DAT EES PEFECT ADN KEIND IN ERY WAAY

Back in the van...

The Team, and Ender, had barricaded themselves in, with the Team making fortifications, and Ender keeping the sane by using decent grammar and writing to hold off the onslaught of capital letters.

"Just hold on guys! I'll have the tenth chapter special underway in no time! For now, just cower in here with us. It'll be boring, but it should be free from Mary-Sues." Ender said, looking at the crowd.

SiLLy NeDeRy DeR iZ nO eScApE

"Oh god it found us! How did it breach the defences?"

DeRs AlWaYz a WaI 4 mEh

Enders writing failed, and the Team passed out from sheer stupidity.

"No! Please! You're my only defence from... it. Please don't go!" she cried out, desperately shaking their limp bodies.

DeY r DeD nAoW pLoT tWiSsT!

The evil author advanced on the cowering Ender, who summoned up the courage to write one final Authors Note.

AN: Please, join the battle against the thing! Focus logic and flames towards the thing, and it will shrivel up and die! Then without the power source, the Sue controlling Roy and the Team will be easy pickings. Hurry, before it get's inside of here as weEEELLL MOAR REVEWS PLS WONT UPDAT UNTL AI GT FIFTI GAZILON REVIWS GIV DEM OR ELS!

Ender looked around at a completly blank white space, with nobody around.

"Hello? Anyone?"

Silly Ender, did you really think you could win? You're trapped inside the story now. No way out until the next update. And believe me, when you see what I have planned for you, you'll be begging for a hiatus...

"You won't win! My reviewers will save me!"

Oh I really doubt that. Have fun floating in the nothingness for a few days! Because it will seem like a vacation after the next chapter.

"This has to be a dream..."