Ranger24: Horary we are now twenty five percent through the story! Horary! On with the chapter. Plus we've nearly hit fifty reviews! Nifty fifty. Eh. Hate that word.
Seamus: What word?
Ranger24: Nifty.
Chapter 8: An inter world break.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
World unknown.
Orchimaru walked into the central planning room of his secret base.
Orchimaru: Great, Crocker's out of the fight and the keyblade master has sealed another keyhole.
???: HISSIH HOTTO HORO NA.
Orochimaru: Right! I should send assassins to kill the keyblader and his moronic allies! Kin! Dosu! Zaku!
Three teenagers with grayish clothes. One was a girl with camo pants and long brown hair. One was a boy with bandages covering his face and a humped back. The last one had a wrestling helmet and weird holes in his hands. Respectively Kin, Dosu, and Zaku they bowed low.
Kin: Yes lord Orchimaru?
Orchimaru: I want you three to track down and eliminate the Keyblade master and his friends.
Zaku: Why don't you send the Uchiha brat?
Orchimaru: I haven't won him over entirely yet. When I do though you three will be placed at his command.
Dosu: Fine.
Ochimaru: Well what are you waiting for go!
The three sound ninja's rushed to one of Orchimaru's many ships. But they ended up with.
Kin: No way are we going anywhere in this piece of shit.
Dosu: Shut up woman I'm trying to drive.
Zaku: ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
Dosu: Rin shut him up
Kin: Gladly.
Kin whacks Zaku over the head with a frying pan. Our three sound ninja's are driving in beat up, rusted out, spirit class covenant drop ship with no Dvd player, no radio, no fridge, no internet, and no bathrooms. Three teens flying a piece of shit.
Somewhere between dimsdale and the next world.
Naruto leaned back in his chair. Church was flying the pelican to the next world which was just under and hour away. So everyone was relaxing in the pelican. Suddenly a big blinking light on the dash board caught his attention.
Naruto: Church, what's that button do?
Church: Huh? I've never seen that button before.
Naruto pressed the button and instantly a massive screen appeared with Cid's face on it!
Cid: Hello gentlemen!
Naruto: Cid! What the hell?
Cid: I installed a communicator on the pelican when you took it in for service.
Church: What! You're supposed to tell me this, before you install a new system!
Cid: Gezee calm down Church you'll blow an artery.
Church: I'm a ghost! How can I blow and artery!
Cid: You're a ghost? Never mind. So how's it going goys?
Naruto: Well we sealed Dimsdales keyhole.
Cid: Good job gentlemen!
Naruto pulled the report page out of his pocket.
Naruto: We also found this page of Andrew's report.
Cid raised and eyebrow.
Cid: Seriously?
Naruto: Seriously. But we can't read it.
Cid: Well fax it to me. I'll give it to Areith.
Naruto: Fax?
Then he noticed a large fax machine attached to the dash board.
Church: Wait we now have a fax machine?
Caboose: Church, what is a fax machine?
Church: Caboose, shut up.
Naruto shoved the piece of paper into the slot and pressed a few buttons.
Naruto: Okay it says its buffering. And there's this little hour glass that keeps flipping over. What does buffering mean?
Cid: Just wait a minute.
Sheila: Fax machine, activated please be patient until fax is complete.
Naruto: Okay come on.
Sheila: To send this fax in color press color.
Naruto: F#$k.
Two minutes later.
Sheila: Fax complete. Have a nice day.
Naruto: Finally.
Cid: All right you guys keep a sealing those keyholes. We'll get this report and anyothers you find translated.
Naruto: Thanks Cid.
The three of them got into their seats.
Church: Okay, next stop…!
WHAM!!
Everyone was thrown to the floor!
Church: What the hell?
Naruto: Ah great. I hope we have insurance on this thing.
Caboose: Yes we have this Gecko!
Geico Gecko: 'Ello.
Church honked the horn.
Church: Hey asshole! Watch where you're driving!
Dosu: You watch it dickshit!
Kin: Dosu, it's the keyblader!
Dosu: Right! Zaku get your ass off the floor!
Zaku: Prepare to be boarded cockbites!
Church: What the f#k was that about?
Suddenly the back bursts open and the sound ninja's enter knives ready!
Church: Crap pirates!
Naruto: No that's not until later.
Caboose: You're not pirates. You're not wearing eye patches.
Dosu: How dare you call us cut throat scum! Die!
Dosu throw a knife at Caboose!
Church: Fire shot!
Church's fire ball melts the blade!
Zaku: Slicing sound wave!
To massive jets of sound hit Church and send him flying into the all.
Kin: Damn these guys have a nice ship. Leather seats, minifridge, weapons rack…
Naruto: We also have a fax machine.
Kin: God damnit our ship sucks.
Zaku: Slicing sound wave!
Another blast of sound sends Naruto flying into Church knocking them both out.
Dosu: Is it just me or is this to easy?
343: Attack!
343 guilty spark flies out of the cockpit!
Zaku: Slicing sound wave!
343: Oh nuts.
Zaku's attack sent the poor metallic light bulb flying around the room like a pinball!
Naruto: Oww what the…
BAM!
343 smashed into Naruto's face knocking him out again. Caboose was last man standing against the ninja's.
Kin: To easy.
Caboose: You nearly killed Church… THAT'S MY JOB!!
Caboose roared in anger grabbed Zaku's arms and snapped both of them!
Zaku: F#k!
Caboose: My name, is Michael J Caboose, and I hate moles!
Kin: Is he retarded?
Caboose grabs Kin by the hair and sends her flying back into the ninja ship! Then he breaks Zauk's arms again then throws him into their ship. Dosu just ran back into his ship giving Caboose a flipper. The two ships detach and the ninja's run away.
Caboose: I did it! I beat everyone! Now there's nothing and nobody who can stop me now!
WHAM!!
Spark smashed into Caboose sending him to the floor.
Caboose: Son of a bitch.
Ranger24: And that's a chapter! Next time our hero's go to…
Seamus: Ranger! We're out of beer!
Ranger24: F#k. Next time we're going to DBZ! Read and review.
P.S That last bit was from one of the many alternate endings of red vs blue episode 100. Only instead of Caboose being crushed by a ghost he gets hit by 343 guilty spark. He is a little pinball. Hey If I made a game… GENIUS!!