A/N: Yay, psychotic Sakura is going to do something evil and everyone would know how horrible she is and then she'll go -------wait, can't give anything away. READ PEOPLE READ!!!

Disclaimer: No I don't own Naruto now, go read the story before I send mutated random animals after you. Shoo

Why I should have killed you

Chapter 10: Psychotic Sakura

I was let out after a week even though I was quite happy with my new visitor. He stayed a long time and told me stories about how horrid his life had been without me. I told him things about me too and the whole cross-dressing obsession. We told me he would personally buy me a kimono for our wedding which got me so hot we had sex again. We basically did it every time he came over.

On the day that I was to leave, I had breakfast in the cafeteria. I had ordered a bacon and sausage sandwich with lemonade and Naruto being Naruto had ordered ramen. When the waiter brought my drink, I set it by the side and started eating my food. A little flying bug came to rest on the rim of my drink and I watched, amused, as he took a sip from it. No, I don't kill bugs since I don't want Shino to kill me.

So the little bugger drinks the thing and about five seconds after, he falls over the side of the glass.

"Did that bug just die?" Naruto asked in a hushed voice.

"Yeah I think so, you don't think…"

"But who would do such a thing?" he asked in a quiet voice.

"No, we would not be playing the let's guess who the murderer is game. Who did you just break off an engagement to?" I asked in a calm voice.

"Sakura? But she's so nice and she would never do anything like that," Naruto said with wide innocent eyes.

"You don't know anything do you?" I asked with a shake of my head.

"And do you dobe?" he asked angrily.

"Remember the day your father confessed?"

"Yeah, as if I would ever forget that. You know, I never knew he was gay and stuff. And it's all thanks to Sasori for getting him to come out."

"Focus Naruto, when I had gone down to get an ice cream a couple days before that, I had told her that I was going to steal you away from her. She was shocked to recognize me because I knew things about her you don't know."

"How do you know her?" Naruto eagerly asked.

"That's another long story I don't feel like getting into. Let's just say that her main form of attack is poison."

"Why would you say such a horrible thing? I don't want to marry her but I still feel sorry for her and that doesn't give you the right to say such a nasty thing."

"You're too nice to people and that's going to get you killed. I know that Sakura is behind this because when you and I had broken up, after a year or so, I was sent to a home where crazy people lived, to put it plainly."

"You went to live with crazy people?"

"I wasn't actually crazy. I just had…a hard time..adjusting…after…you…know…"

"Oh," was all he said.

"Yeah so, I was there and she was also sent there because of trying to poison someone. They didn't want to send her to jail because her father was rich and stuff and would probably get her out. Besides, there was a little something off about her. She would seem like a nice person to you and be your best friend but try taking something away from her. What do you think would happen?"

"Someone's not going to be happy," he said.

"Yes, you're smart. So, I took you away from her and she can't play the poor pity girl card with your dad because he already dismissed her so the only way left is to kill me off."

"Or, she could pretend I raped her she was pregnant with my baby," he said with an all too innocent grin.

"Mmmm, tell me, how exactly would she get pregnant?" I asked with a raise of my eyebrows.

"We can always have people rape her then maybe kill her and dump her in a ditch," I said with a suggestive wink when he turned red.

"I love when your evil side emerges. I have to ask, were you really going to kill me in the hospital that day?"

"No, I couldn't even if I tried and the choice of killing Sakura is still open and I would gladly take the job."

"No, I don't want you going to jail before our wedding or during the time that we are married. Besides, do you want to go back to the crazy house?"

"I didn't get sent to the crazy house because I killed someone. I got sent there because I had a wild breakdown after we broke up," I whispered fiercely.

"Alright, alright calm down you sadistic horny bitch. What's wrong, PMS-ing again?"

"Regardless of the fact that I like to dress up as a girl, it doesn't mean that I PMS."

"I know, I can vow first hand you don't," he said with a cheeky grin.

"Only you would say that and get away with it," I said as I smiled a little. God I loved him.

"So, what are we going to do about her?" Naruto asked.

"Well, the only person who can beat her at her own game and sniff her out is Sasori. I have to speak with him."

"Why do redheads attract each other? It's not fair. Besides, I'll be all lonely," he moaned as he slammed his head into the table, rattling the dishes that we had ignored, fearing more poison.

"We attract each other so that's a false assumption. And I will definitely make you forget that you are lonely on our wedding night."

"We are in the cafeteria and it would look really bad if I jumped you over the table wouldn't it?" Naruto asked as he eyed the hospital gown I wore.

"Yes, yes, I believe so," I said in a fake English accent.

"Well then darling, why don't you give Sasori a call and let's catch this bitch. I have my tux fitting this afternoon and your kimono would be arriving in two days. All fixed."

"They didn't even take my body measurements," I said with a surprised tone.

"They don't have to sweetie, I know your body size." That caused a blush to rise to my cheeks and it stayed there until I went upstairs to my room to get everything set. Oh, he came with me too. Hint hint.

A/N: Yeah, I'm done and things are heating up. Woot, I'm going to do the pre-wedding scenes and breakdowns and backdowns and other downs there are. REVIEW!!!