It was a Saturday morning when Izuku and Mineta were on their way to the arcade after agreeing to hang out there.
"So Izu-bro how's the relationship with Shiozaki, you two doing anything naughty besides holding hands" Mineta joked.
"Very funny Minoru" Izuku said rolling his eyes, "but I'll have you know we are actually trying something new on the recommendation of Ibar-babe".
Mineta stopped in his tracks, his best friends' words piquing his interest. "Oh, and what exactly could the oh-so-innocent saint Ibara Shiozaki ever do that could be considered naughty?"
Izuku slowly ran his hand through his hair sort of embarrassed by what he was going to reveal but he knew if there was anyone he could tell about this and not get laughed at, it was Mineta.
"Well, Ibara came up to me a few days ago and said that she wanted to try her hand at "sexting", said she heard from Setsuna one of her classmates that it was fun".
"Tell me you jumped on that offer, Izuku" Mineta said with Starry eyes.
"Of course, I did you idiot," Izuku said, "I mean she already calls me lecherous bastard, I figured she'd be a master at dirty talking through text".
"Wow Izuku, getting Saint girl to sext… you really are the man" Mineta said bowing to his friends' feet.
"Yeah, you would think so, but as it turns out Ibara's idea of sexting is sending dirty bible verses to me" Izuku said blushing waiting for his friends to laugh.
"…I'm sorry what" Mineta said.
"Yeah, I don't think Tokage thoroughly explained what sexting is and well Ibara's idea of sexting is sending me "dirty bible verses", I didn't even know there were such a thing as dirty bible verses", chuckling Izuku looks to his grape haired friend. "To be honest it's actually kind of adorable and I don't have the heart to tell her the truth".
"Oh my god Izuku, you're so sappy" he laughs, "But seriously that girl is too pure. I mean are you sure she's not pulling your leg to test you" Mineta asks, wiping away his tears.
"Pretty sure, when I first texted her why she sent me some bible verse she said she was trying out the sexting. Then she told me to do it back" cracking his back Izuku looks to Mineta, "I've been having to study the bible for verses to text back Mineta. It's torture".
"Ah, the things we do for love" Mineta laughs.
"Tell me about it...wanna see the texts she sent me" Izuku asked.
"Will I even be able to understand them?' Mineta countered.
"Good point".
At School
"Mineta, you're his best friend go find out why Midoriya-kun is smiling all dopey like towards his phone" Momo said.
Mineta looked at the hot girl bewildered. "Hey, just because Izuku's my bro from another- "Finish that sentence I dare ya" Bakugou said from his seat from the front of the class where he sat.
Mineta looks away before coughing in his hand, "Look Izuku may be my best friend but that doesn't mean I need to check up on him every five seconds" he says flippantly. "If you're so curious on why he's acting so weird then ask him yourself". I mean I know why, but that doesn't mean I have to tell you, Mineta thinks.
Rolling their eyes at the expected answer the rest of the class look at Izuku's next closest friend, Iida Tenya Class rep.
"Do not ask me to invade my friend's business for I will not do it!" Iida says.
The class sweat drops at the reply from the robotic boy. "But Iida what if Midoriya is planning some sort of shenanigan behind our back, as class rep isn't it your job to find out and keep us safe" Mina says trying to convince the boy to find out why Midoriya looks so goofy.
The class looks back to their class rep who they can see is having some sort of internal battle with himself. He knows that's not the case, since Izuku has been on some sort of saint high ever since dating the girl from their neighboring class, but on the other hand what if Ashido was right. Damn my need to stop the wrong doings of others.
"Fine I will see what Midoriya is up too, but only to make sure the safety of our class is not in danger of being pranked again" Iida announces as he walks up to his best friend who was still staring at his phone happily.
Izuku Midoriya was currently staring at his phone with a dopey expression, and he knew that. Now why you may ask, because his girlfriend Ibara Shiozaki was sexting him in class. But obviously it was her definition of sexting which meant sending what she thought was dirty bible verses, whatever the hell that meant. I'm still not sure there's such a thing as dirty bible verses but hey she's the church goer, not me, he thinks.
When he opened his phone, he saw the words Song of Solomon 7:11-12. Looking it up, Izuku couldn't help but chuckle knowing that these were the opposite of dirty verses. "That's really sweet babe" he texted back. Deciding to be supportive of his girlfriend's weird sexting methods he looks up a verse she might like and adds Psalm 119:25-29. Smiling the boy put his phone away waiting for when his girlfriend would reply, which she usually did with something sweeter. Weirdest relationship I've ever been in, but I'll be honest it's refreshing.
In Ibara's Class
Ibara Shiozaki wasn't sure of the protocols for having a boyfriend. What do you do, when do you go on dates, is 2 months too early to give them a promise ring?" She honestly wasn't sure seeing as Izuku Midoriya the lecher of Yueii was her first. He was far more experienced, so she thought after the second week of dating her he would've broken up with her thinking she was some sort of prude, yet here they were seven months later sending dirty texts too each other.
"Uh Ibara, why are you sending random bible verses to Midoriya?" Setsuna asked her classmate, not at all ashamed she was looking over the girl's shoulders at her texts.
"I'm doing what you recommended and sending dirty texts to spice up mine and Izuku's relationship" Ibara said confused.
"Pfft, you're- that's your idea- and he's going along with- KENDO! IBARA IS TRYNA SEXT MIDORIYA WITH BIBLE VERSES!" Setsuna yelled as she ran away laughing.
"I'm not quite sure what was so funny, but okay" Ibara said bowing to the girl running off.
"I think Setsuna laughed because sexting is form of naughty thing not what you're doing" Pony said struggling to explain in perfect Japanese.
"What do you mean?"
"She means you are doing something so PG; a baby does naughtier things Shiozaki" Monoma announced. Walking up to the girl he pats her shoulder before leaning in to explain what sexting is, watching as the blood drains from the bible girls already pale face.
"Oh my, Setsuna never said that" Ibara says.
"Well Setsuna probably thought you would know" the blonde boy says.
"But Izuku sends me back bible verses which are just as dirty".
"Then you've got one supportive boyfriend" he says laughing, leaving Ibara to have a mini existential crisis.
"Can Bible verses even be dirty" Awase asks Yui.
"Don't know, ask Ibara" Yui says before walking off to find Kendo, leaving Awase alone shooting the girl a glare as she walks away for leaving his question unanswered.
Back with Izuku
"Izuku Midoriya as Class Rep it is my duty to know whether or not you are planning a prank on us!" Iida yells.
Looking to his best friend confused, Izuku shakes his head, "Uh, no I got no plans to mess with you guys on my agenda until probably next month." He says looking through a planner to double check.
"Oh, very well that is goo-wait what" Iida yells causing everyone to sweat drop at his obliviousness. "Never mind, if that is the case then why do you keep smiling at your phone all dopily like, nothing good can come of that!"
"Uh...that's rather personal Iida" Izuku says a bit nervously.
"OH, okay" Iida says bowing, "My apologies, I shall leave you to your business".
Turning to his friends he shrugs, "I apologize, but Izuku did not want to reveal what he was doing I shall go back to my school work if you wouldn't mind".
The entire class looks at each other before sighing and letting Iida go back to his school work. "Yeah sure thing Iida go ahead" Uraraka sighs.
"That's it, I didn't care what shitty Deku was doing but now you shitty extras have me curious!" Bakugou shouted at them causing them to sweat drop.
"How are you being curious about what Midoriya is doing our fault?" Mina asks.
"It just is pinky!" he shouts back as he walks up to Izuku to find out what he is doing on his phone, taking it out of his hand to see what he's looking at.
"Da fuck...why are you and vine girl sending each other bible verses?" Bakugou says confused unable to figure out why the hell these two would be sending random verses, back at each other.
The entire class becoming just as confused. "That is rather weird Midoriya-kun" Momo says.
"Look guys we're just comparing passages that we think are our favorite" Midoriya say trying to save himself from any embarrassment.
The class looks at each other, skeptical but nods thinking that yeah, these two probably would do that and decide to leave it alone. That is until a rather frazzled vine user runs into their class looking for someone comes in. Once she makes eye contact with Midoriya she walks up pulling him up by the collar garnering oooo's.
"And just why Lecher did you not tell me that I wasn't actually sexting you?" Ibara asked, everyone choking on their own spit on the saints words.
Sweating Midoriya looked around for help, noticing his classmates were busy being speechless to be of any help.
"Well, I don't know I just thought what you were doing was adorable and figured this was your way of sexting" he shrugged. "How was I supposed to know you had the wrong idea of sexting. I'm not psychic".
"Yes, but you are far more experienced lecher, so you could've corrected me" she said.
"Yeah, but would you have started doing stuff like telling the color underwear you were wearing or how much you want me at night, if I asked?" Izuku asked with a raised eyebrow, gaining oooo's from his classmates which garnered a glare from both teens.
Blushing Ibara thought about it then answered, "Well no, but still you could've told me."
"Why, when you seemed pretty happy texting the way you were, and I was perfectly content doing it back." He answers still not minding she was holding him up by the collar.
"If I had no problem looking up verses to send then why does it matter, I didn't tell you?" he asked.
Sighing Ibara shrugs "I don't know".
"Is it cause you think I might not be interested in you anymore giving you feelings of doubt in our relationship and possibly thinking I might break up with you?" Izuku asked seriously, causing silence in the room.
"Well, I mean" she tries to get out, looking away.
"Because you're kind of stuck with me now that we have these purity rings, babe. I mean I studied half the bible for you so you're not getting rid of me that easily" he said grinning, causing his class to aww.
"Will you guys shut up and leave, already!" the couple yelled.
"To be fair problem child you two are fighting in the middle of homeroom" Aizawa says while eating popcorn, enjoying the free show in front of him.
Both begin to blush before running out to continue their conversation elsewhere.
"Those two are the weirdest fucking couple of Yueii" Bakugou says before going back to scowling at the chalkboard.
"Yup"
"Yeah"
"Oh definitely".
These were the passages I used and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this one Lmaooooo. Don't judge my writing okay, I just thought this would be funny.
Song of Solomon 7:11-12
"Come, my love, let us go out to the fields and spend the night among the wildflowers. Let us get up early and go to the vineyards to see if the grapevines have budded, if the blossoms have opened, and if the pomegranates have bloomed. There I will give you my love.
Psalms 119-25-29
25 I am laid low in the dust; preserve my life according to your word.
26 I gave an account of my ways and you answered me; teach me your decrees.
27 Cause me to understand the way of your precepts, that I may meditate on your wonderful deeds.
28 My soul is weary with sorrow; strengthen me according to your word.
29 Keep me from deceitful ways; be gracious to me and teach me your law.