"P!"

"Q!"

"R!"
Remus walked into the Marauders' dormitory.

"L!" shouted Sirius.

"M!" called out James.

"T.5!" bellowed James.

Remus blinked. "What the hell are you two doing?"

James and Sirius looked at each other, bewildered. "I don't really know," said James slowly.

"Yeah, Peter just yelled, L! And he walked off, so we had to carry on," explained Sirius.

Remus buried his head in his hands. "I knew I shouldn't've walked into their compartment."