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"Alright everyone, they're almost here." I said.
"Wait a sec why are you on the set?" Seth asked.
"Simple, we're having a special episode of Symphonian Varity Hour!" I said.
"I got those HD cameras you asked for Mr. Jakonen" Regal said
"Perfect!" I said, "Raine how's that Inter-dimensional portal coming along?" I yelled
"They'll be up and running in 10 minutes." Raine answered.
"You got five" I said back.
"We got a problem Jak" Ein said running in from the side stage.
"What is it?" I asked
"Shippo and Katsuki from The darkness that is shippo are still pissed that their story is discontinued." Ein said. He pointed behind him, shippo and Katsuki were trying to force their way in screaming "ill kill him."
"Katsuki? I killed her off in chapter 9. She shouldn't be banging down my door." I wondered. That moment Katsuki fell to the ground, dead. I kicked shippo in the shin and threw him into studio 15.
"Hey Lainey, ill give you a cookie if you move her." I said.
"No thanks." She replied.
"Its double fudge" I said.
"Deal" she replied carrying off the dead character.
"The portal is ready Jakonen" Raine said.
"ALRIGHT PLACES EVERYONE!" I yelled.
Ok 3… 2… 1… go! Flip that switch!
The portal whirred on and burst open in a manner similar to Star Gate.
A few moments latter one of our guests arrives. Arcangel634 walked through the Gate. "Arc my main man waz up." We fist bump.
"you didn't bring any of your characters with you?" I asked.
"Their a little busy." He said.
Zoom out…
Arcangel's characters are beating the living crap out of a Netflix provider. "that'll teach you to send us scratched disks." One said.
Pan back to us…
"Well enjoy your stay, please come by the set when your qued in." I said.
Arcangel634 walked to the lobby.
Our next guest, an all time favorite. Freakyanimegal456 stepped through the portal. At this point I am putting a huge amount of effort of not fan-girling (its kinda weird when guys do it…)
"It's an honor to finally meet you in person." I said shaking her hand.
"It's nice to meet you too." she said.
two of her characters, Terthe and Cheresa came in behind her.
We exchanged pleasantries.
"now the show will be starting in about 2 minutes so please wait in the lobby until your que." I said. as soon as the three where out of earshot.
"I shook her hand WOOTSAUSE… err… ehem."
Well let's get this show started.
"Welcome to the Symphonian variety hour I'm your host Jakonen!" I said, "We have some very special guests, allow me to introduce Freakyanimegal456 and Arcangel634!"
Crowd cheers
"Good to have you here guys" I said.
"Good to be here Jakonen." Arcangel634 said.
"Well let's kick things off shall we?" I said.
I pressed a button on the desk that was in front of me.
A giant TV screen appeared behind us.
"our characters are outside right now, lets see how they interact." I said.
Cheresa was reading a pamphlet that said Guide to Children of the heavens.
"So mom and dad had two kids here?" she said.
"To reach Lainey Irving you need only…" she was cut off
"Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine! Ha, Ha!
Living in the sunlight, Loving in the moonlight, havin a wonderful time!" Lainey sang with a ukulele.
"OH GOD MY EARS THEY BURN!!" Cheresa screamed.
"Haven't got what, fa la, I don't need, la la, coffee is only a dime!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight! Having a wonderful time!" Lainey sang.
Cheresa ran away covering her ears screaming. "That's how I would've turned out if I was raised by mom?!" she said.
She continued running until she bumped into someone.
"You should be more careful, running at top speed; you could hurt your self." Seth said. Seth helped Cheresa up. Cheresa: wow this guy is nice, and he's the other kid, Cool! Ein was there too. "let me guess you saw Lainey?"
"Yeah how'd you know?" Cheresa asked. "every body freaks out around her especially when she's on her cold medicine" Ein said.
"It's a wonder we're siblings." Seth said.
Little to Cheresa's knowledge Seth and Ein were speaking in code.
It went along with like this…
Ein: whoa check her out! She's cute, and she's got a perpetual motion chest!
Seth: I see, sorry I can't be your wing man this time.
Ein: Sal right man, I got the perfect ally, The Black Book.
Seth: Powerful, forbidden pickup lines are in its sacred pages, good luck my friend.
After a little conversing Ein walked up to Cheresa. "so, what are you doing Saturday?" Ein winked. Cheresa blushed with surpise.
Suddenly an earthly howl echoed. "SHE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!" Terthe yelled. He pulled out a katana, and started chasing Ein with it, swinging wildly.
"I just asked what she was doing Saturday!" Ein yelled.
"This happen often?" Seth asked
"Sadly, yes." Cheresa said.
"wow, does Terthe have Flirting with my girl Senses or something?" I asked
"I don't know." Freaky said.
"I tipped him off." Arcangel634 said.
"your evil you know that." I said.
"does any one want to sign this bloody chainsaw?" Arcangle634 said.
"I do!" Freaky said.
"Well that's our show we will return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Ok , what do you think review and you get to sign the bloody chainsaw.