PARAKARRY ESCAPS FROM PRISOOOOOOON
chapter 10
NINJAS AND NINTENDO
"MITAMOTO" shout samus pointing "YOU ar the cuplrit behind paper mario color splash"
"HAHAHA" laugh motto "YES I AM!"
"battered yur going donw" said mario redying his giant megasparkle hammer
"no im not not until YOU GET TO DE END OF DIS EXITING LEVEL!"
and miyamoto jumped into sky
"shit hes making us do a nsmb level" siad mario
"piss off m8 dis is my world" siad samus "wich meens theyre metoid levels"
"watever nither fit in a paper mario game"
"ugh guys SHUT UP" shout goombella "LOOK NINJA COMING"
mario and samus turned from there bitch fite and saw humans from netendno rushing at dem wit trowing star shurikens and sword and stuff
"AAAH" shout mario but samus shot dem all
"water we going to do?" SHOTU GOOMARIO
"ah they swords are sharrrrp" shout goombella
"swords are sharp... WAIT GUYS I NO WAT TO DO!" shout mario and he took ot his cel phone and dilled a number
"hey link"
"hoi"
"how far awa ar yu from planet zebes"
"actually im about to CRASH LAND DER RITE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
BOOOOOSH
A MASSIV ROCKET LANDED ON BILDING AND CRUSH NIJAS AND LINK FLEW OUT
"OWWCH" shout link "YUR DED!" ad he took out his sord and killed a buncha a ninjas in de face
"OW" shout ninja "HES OVERPOWER!"
"yeh well dats wat ya get for messing wit de hero of hirule FUCKERS!"
"EVRYFUCKER FALL BACK!" shout de ninja commander
"GUYS LOOK ITS DE BOSS!" shout goombario
"lets get him"
and den samus roll into ball and goombario got on and goombella got on and den mario got on goombella and it was rely akward and dey boat turn red but forgot abot it wen dey saw de PIECES OF SHIT GETTING AWAY
"COM ON GUYS!" shout link getting on mario and den samus started SPINING! AND MARIO TOOK OUT GINT MEGASPARK HAMER AND LINK HIS MASTER SORD!
they SPUN ACROSS HALLS KILLING BAD FUCKS AND STUFF AS DEY WENT
"hahahahahah" laih link "WERE UNDEFETABLE LITTLE SHITS"
"JESUS CRIST LINK STOP SWARING SO MUCH WERE RATED T!" shout mario
"shit sorry"
but den goombario ot dizzy and evryone flal off but samus didnt notice and kept spinning awak from dem
"SAMUS COM BACK!" shout mario
BAM
NINJA COMMANDER CAME DOW ON DEM AND SURROND HIM BECAUSE HE HUGE SNAKE
"SNAKE!" shout mario
"SNAKE" shout goombario
"SNAAAAAAAAAAKE" scream goombella who secretly feered snakes
"AHAHAHA TODAY YU ALL BURN NOW DAT GUNWOMAN IS GON"
"well kill yu"
"no yu wont now dat metroid is gon yur stuck wit paper mario gamplay exept COLOR SPASH gamply!"
"watever well still O FUCK I HAVNT BEEN COLLECTING COLORS!" shout mario
"HAHAHAHHA" laugh snake
"um im here" said zelda
"SHIT DAT MEENS YYU CAN USE ZEDA GAYPLAY"
"get rekt m8" said link and he stabbed som eye
"OWCH" shout master "but wait link" said snake "did yu no you have been used"
"...used"
"yes. has mario not told you his plan"
"what plan"
"hes planning to DESTROY nintendo"
"NITENDO!? IS DIS TRUE MARIO"
"uh yeah theyre giving us color splash and federation force wich is gay trash"
"WELL THEY ALSO GIVING US ZELDA WII U WICH IS BADDASS AS FOC!"
so link jumped on snakes head
"YOU WILL PAY FOR DIS" and he jumped out window
"dam now wat" said goombellaand she looked at feet "OH GUYS LOOK LINK DROPPED SOME PAINT!"
"WOAH SHIT NICE!" said mario and he pick up the yellow paint and painted his giant megasparkle hammer and CRUSHED SNAKE
"NOOOOOOO" screamd snake and he disolve
MEENWILE
samus was rolling don de gall at de speed of sund
"wait WHERE DID DE GUYS GO god dam it"
she stop spinning and saw she was surround by moar of de FEDRATION FORCE!
"now minions" said MODDER BRAIN WHO WAS BRAIN CONTROLLIN DEM "DESTROY SAMUS AND YULL HAVE YOUR GAME"
samus prepared her gun nothing could prepare her for dis
TO BE RECYCLED