Sadly I did not get to kill off Axel the most annoying pyro in the world. No. I did get to show him where I live which is a downside, he also stayed outside to figure out which room is mine so I turned on the lights to Roxas's room and opened the window so the redhead could see me in it.

I'm smart.

I then left the room and walked into the kitchen where Roxas was resting his head on the counter looking like he might die. "What happened?" I asked him simply for a moment wondering why he seemed so upset and tired. He looked over at me with dead eyes.

"Yuffie took me out for coffee in celebration of bombing your boss's floor." He groaned making me nod understandingly. Yuffie and coffee equals death. I'm just happy my brother is still alive from that experience, he didn't bring his gun or the ever so popular stun gun. It's surprising that she hasn't suffere brain damage from all the times people have used one of them on her.

"You helped right?" I asked with a smirk but Roxas just shook his head tiredly and forced himself up. I noticed the lipstick kiss marks all over his face and winced but he just shrugged it off.

"Nah I'm not allowed within a mile of the place. People from your work are tailing me constantly but then again I should probably be happy I'm not being charged for my assault at your work." He sighed and rubbed his head roughly with the palm of his hand. I smiled softly and hugged him from behind before helping my brother get into his room. I made sure to avoid the window so Axel wouldn't see us.

"Would you be able to attack if a pervert came into the room thinking this was mine?" I asked him quickly looking at his tired form. Instantly Roxas bolted up with a face hot with rage. I nodded slowly as he seethed and growled under his breath. "I think you're fine and able."

He glared at me then used the telescope to look out the window hiding from its view. I guess he understands. "Yep the redhead's outside looking up at the window. He keeps checking his watch, I'm guessing that means he knows what time it'll be too dark for anyone to notice him climbing up here. I did the ladder next to my window on purpose so that I would get a chance or two to practice my guns whenever I got a new one."

I started to leave the room getting scared at how detailed and into this he was getting. Smiling I told him goodnight then grabbed some leftovers to eat. For some reason when I got to the kitchen Riku was there looking incredibly bored with Kairi beside him. "Come in guys!" I said sarcastically making them look at me like I was the freak here not them. I sighed once more then took a seat at the counter.

"You've got nothing good here. Aren't your parents normally stocked full of crap?" Kairi asked as she went through my pantry. I glared at her then blinked hard.

"Wait… there's no food?" I asked in shock knowing they had just gotten some. If that's true then that means-

"Hey Sora-baby!" Larxene grinned heading into the room with Marluxia. I hate it when relatives visit. It's the one thing I hate most in this world and will continue to do so until they all die and no longer visit me. I ignored them completely and ate whatever leftovers I could find while Riku and Kairi slowly inched towards the exit, before they could escape Luxord took them down with his drunken madness as he screamed about bunnies taking over the world.

"They might hear you, moron." I growled feeling proud of myself for keeping sane after the thought of their discovering our knowledge was almost let out by a drunken pirate who shouldn't even be here. Kairi shivered making Riku wrap an arm around him and pulled the girl close. I sighed and almost snuck away upstairs but that's when gun shots were heard. We all stayed silent for a moment then Roxas's silent but somewhat shouting curses were heard.

"I guess Axel isn't dead yet." I sighed and shook my head slowly making Larxene laugh darkly while Marluxia kissed down her neck. A sadist and a fag, how lovely.

"Axel an admirer of yours?" She asked with an evil glint in my eyes. I didn't show any emotion or bat an eye knowing just what this girl would do if i did. Larxene is the type of person who goes out looking for ways to do people harm.

She seemed satisfied with my lack of response and left us alone with a stupid smile on her face while Roxas was storming down the stairs looking even more enraged then usual. "He took my gun." When these forbidden and impossible words were spoken no one could utter a word. It's just not possible.

"Did he die and take it from you by accident or something?" I asked stubbornly knowing that this isn't true. Something happened that made Roxy, for the first time in his life, allow someone to take his gun away. It's weird because something like this has never happened before to him and that's part of his reputation. No one can defeat him.

How incredibly screwed do I have to be for Axel to be able to take down my brother.

"I think this means we're soul mates." He whispered in my ear making me spin around and glare trying to contain my shock and horror.

Holy crap!