And I'm Back with more relationship problems for our Guys. Don't worry; things seem to work themselves out in the end. I hope.
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The Hood House ™, three days after the big announcement
"I still can't believe it." Toad stated as he slumped onto his bed. Blob, Pietro and Lance sat in his room.
"I know. It's so… out of left field." Lance stated simply. "I mean, I always knew that it was a possibility that those two would get hitched, but … this soon?"
"They have been dating for four years." Blob replied. "I mean, with everything they've been through… its more than another relationship could."
"Yea. But still. I mean, what's going to happen to us?" Pietro asked.
"What do you mean?" Toad asked as he sat up.
"Think about it. They're not going to live here if they're married. They're going to probably move out. Then what if they want kids?" Pietro explained.
"Ug… Mike raising kids." Fred shuddered.
"No, Betsy raising kids is what's scary." Lance pointed out.
"Ew." Todd stated.
"Pietro still has a point. What if they want to move out? We won't be the 'Hood no more yo." Toad stated.
"Yea. Things won't be the same." Lance agreed.
"And that's not the worse of it." Pietro stated. "Val found out and has been giving me dirty looks. I think she might want me to pop the question."
"Are you sure its that? And not the dozens of girls you cheated on her with that she has yet to discover?" Fred pointed out.
"Silence you." Pietro snapped.
"Man, this just seems so weird." Lance said dryly. "I just hope Kitty doesn't find out about this. We've been going out steady for almost two years now." Lance stated. "Not to mention the on off aspect for two years before that."
"Man, I'm glad Wanda and I haven't been going out for that long." Toad stated with a smirk.
"Don't remind me." Pietro muttered under his breath. "Still don't see what she sees in you."
"Count you blessings men." Fred stated. "I have yet to find a girl fit to be my woman." Blob stated.
"And by fit do you mean three hundred pounds or capable of handling three hundred pounds?" Pietro quipped.
"Do you like being able to walk?" Blob asked sweetly.
"Yes."
"Then shut up." Blob added.
"Eek." Pietro muttered as he sunk into his chair.
"Well, that works..." Blob muttered to himself. "For once."
"And so we're faced with a dilemma." Lance stated.
"Yea. Our Little twosome is moving on in life." Fred stated. "Bummer."
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Wanda's Room
"So I can't believe you're getting married." X-23 stated with a smirk.
"I know, this is so unexpected." Kitty squealed.
"It's just down right weird." Jean added. "I mean...damn..."
"Weird isn't the word for it." Rogue muttered.
"What the hell are you all doing in my room again?" Wanda asked as she looked at Rogue, Kitty, Betsy, X, Tabitha, and Jean.
"Like, dishing gossip." Kitty stated with a smile.
"Totally." Tabitha said with a smile. "Oh, and love what you did with the place Wanda."
"Yea, it's my own little private haven in here. Dark, dank and yet suprisingly chipper." Wanda stated with a smile.
"I don't wanna know how that works..." Rouge muttered as she looked down. "Oh god, is that..."
"A condum?" Wanda answered. "Yea."
"Toad?" The rest of the X-girls asked in disgust.
"Yea. He was using it to make ballon animals for me." wanda stated.
"Thank God." Rogue said simply.
"Yea. The we used it to have sex." Wanda smiled.
"Dear god..." Kitty moaned as she turned green.
"Please, no more." Tabitha moaned as Jean held up a small doll.
"Is this a voodoo doll of Pietro?" Jean asked.
"Yea." Wanda said with a smile.
"Good." Jean stated as she smacked the doll into the wall.
"OW!" Pietro shouted from down the hall. "Damn migraines are back again…"
"Interesting…" Kitty stated. "I wonder if it has uses for other possible applications…"
"Yea. It does." Betsy stated with a mischievous smirk as she lifted up a doll that looked like Mike. "Watch." Betsy stated as she toyed with the doll by pushing in-between the dolls legs.
"Hey, Betsy…" Mike stated as his head popped from around the corner. "You want to go for a walk… or something. You know, in private?" Mike asked as he looked around.
"Impressive." Tabitha whistled.
"Huh?" Mike asked.
"Sure thing luv." Betsy stated with a smile as she walked away.
"Well, this does seem interesting." Jean muttered. "It's just what I need to keep Scott on the ready…"
"Problems in paradise?" Rogue asked.
"As if there was any doubt." X muttered to herself.
"Not really. I just want him on call if I need him to be." Jean stated with a smile. "If you catch my drift."
"Yes. We do." Wanda said dryly. "Unfortunately."
"Please. I though you could handle this. I mean you live with Omega, Psylocke, and Quicksilver."
"Yea. Don't remind me." Wanda muttered. "So, now that Betsy's gone…"
"All the way…" X added with a smile.
"Now that Betsy Gone." Wanda continued. "You can all get the hell out of my room." Wanda stated with a smile as she pushed the girls out of her room, slamming the door shut after them.
"Hm… Moody." Tabitha muttered to herself.
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Back in Toad's room
"Man my head hurts…" Pietro moaned as he sat down.
"Yea, well to bad." Toad muttered.
"Your sympathy is overwhelming." "Pietro muttered.
"What are the girls doing in the hallway?" Blob asked as he saw Tabitha, Rogue, Jean, X and Kitty walk past them.
"No clue." Todd muttered.
"Kitty?" Lance stated as he ran out of the room after her.
"Well, if they're all leaving, that means me and poopsie can spend some quality time together." Toad stated as he hopped out of the room.
"I gotta go see Valerie." Pietro stated as he sped away.
"Well, then." Blob muttered as he sat in the room alone. "Relationships suck, yo."
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Next time on The Brotherhood Chronicles: Planning the Big Day. Betsy and Omega begin planning their wedding. But when Bayville has a problem with mutants still, you know it's a recipe for disaster.
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Peace out,
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