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Here's the one I've wanted to do… Fire Lord Ozai. Being the hotheaded ruler he will be easy to annoy. Commence Operation ANNOY OZAI. (I have a always wanted to say that. It sounds so cool! Commence Operation! lol)

Fire Lord Ozai

Dress up as Azula come into the throne room and start bawling at his dangerous flaming feet of death. Say "I'm a failure! I'm worthless! Zuko was always better then me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Carry on and on for several minutes until he realizes it isn't Azula but you. If you're lucky he might figure it out in under 5 minutes. Run. Don't just stand their and cower in fear RUN!

Sneak into his War Room while there is a meeting and mindlessly insult him. When he calls Agni Kai blame the person next to you. Make sure you wear that white skull looking mask the other soldiers wear.

When he's sleeping before a big speech in front of the nation cut off his topknot. Wen he goes to look in the mirror pull him away from it and tell him he looks fine. Laugh when the crowd and anyone in the castle gaspat him.

Bring him a false letter from former Earth Kingdom cities saying that they have given them back to the Earth Kingdom.

Disguise yourself as him and call a big meeting in front of the entire Fire Nation. Tell them that you a.k.a. Ozai is a big doodoo head and a Stupid boob. Call you/Ozai several names and make a mockery of him. Talk in baby talk. When he comes out acusing you of being an impostor accuse him of being an impostor and try to rip of his face. Then run.

Act all secret Agent-y and sing then espionage song in 'Dun da daaa da da!' Then sing the secret agent man song. Get a bunch of cool gadgets and spy on him but make it obvious. Don't hide behind things that will hide you, hide behind a twig. And sing espionage songs really loud. If people ask you what you're doing whisper really loudly "I'm spying on Lord Ozai! Want to help?"

Stand like a statue, have your eyes wide and sand in his presence. If he tells you to move don't. Make him poke you. When he does scream and when he goes to poke you again to try to turn you 'off' keep screaming this time start throwing punches. But stay in place.

Get a really thick book and sit in the room where Ozai is. Read it out loud and pronounce each word slowly.

Dress up like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean and act like you're drinking rum and drunk. Act like him and when the go to catch you say what Jack always says, "Remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow," and make your escape. Do this over and over and over again. Then steal a ship and christen it the Black Pearl then go around the harbor claiming that Ozai is a no good dirty pirate.

Dress up as Darth Vador and go up to Ozai. Tell him say the classic line, "Ozai, I am your father," and do the breathing sounds. If you're a girl, do say the same thing.

I found a few of these funny . Numbers 6, 7, 8, and 9 are my favorites. Review!