The OC(s) present in this chapter are all that I own. Whoooooooo.

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"Hello everyone, my name is Mr. GreasyCheese, live on Thomas the Tank Engine~! We have a special guest star today! Let's get rolling so we can meet him!"

Scene changes to the Engine shed...Sir Topham Hat is making an announcement...what else is new?

"I would like to make an announcement! We are having a new engine come tot he Island of Sodor to help you."

"Damn it, how many damn engines do you need?!" James hissed...he doesn't like sticking to the script apparently. And he seems to forget that this is a little kids' show...ah well.

"..Erm...as many "damn" engines as needed!" Sir Topham said indignantly, before wobbling off. He doesn't like sticking to the script either it seems.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to see him!" Percy exclaimed.

"Or she," Henry said, dreaming of the day when he'd meet a girl, and have a happy family with 5 bouncing baby engine-lings.

Suddenly...

"TOOT TOOT!!!! HEY GUYS!!! I'M HERE!!!!!" came a voice.

"...I hate him already..." Gordon hissed.

"Or her!" corrected Henry.

"....The announcer, Mr. GreasyCheese, said that it was a "him"..."

"He could be lying!"

"...."

A gray engine with a big clump of blue hair-like fibers and a gigantic cape attached to the boiler rolled in...

"Hey guys! I'm Yuan!!!" the engine, who is Yuan apparently, said happily.

"...If my eyes could be shown moving, they'd be twitching like mad, but on TV we're only allowed to make our pupils roll around, so...my brain will twitch instead..." Duck said.

"Hey guys! How are you?! I'm Yuan!! And I'm here to help!!" Yuan said blowing his whistle so loud that if the Engine's had visible ears they'd be bleeding...and if they had blood for that matter that is....but anyways.

"....Welcome to Sodor!" Thomas said, trying to put a positive spin on things.

"Thanks!!!! Now, what's meh first job?!"

"Um...you could take some coal trucks down to the mine..."

"Ok!!!!!!"

Yuan sped off to take some coal trucks to the mine. The trucks like to play pranks, as we all know. But they'll be doing something different with Yuan...

"Hehehehe I can't wait to prank this guy!" one truck said.

"I know! Heheheh..." another one said.

"Now you pesky trucks, I know you like to play pranks! But I'm different...I'm not bossy or annoying! I will have fun with you!" Yuan said cheerfully.

"...O rly...." one truck said, not so sure. And man, I gotta stop using my comp speak.

"Yup! I will sing you a song! Ahem....this old 'gine! He made one! He made on 'ling with his hun! With a knick-knack paddy-whack give the hun a 'dom! This old 'gine came rolling home!" Yuan sang.

"....OMG!!!!!!" all the trucks cried. And for the next 20 minutes the poor trucks were at the mercy of Yuan's perverted singing.

Later on...

"Yuan, take a break, have a drink, you've been riding around all day..." Yuan's driver told him.

"Hee ok!!!!!" Yuan rolled up to a water tower, and began to have a drink. But the driver accidentally got some of the water on Yuan's cape......

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuan screamed, and rolled off before the driver could get back in the cab. The driver now has a concussion. Yuan zoomed all over the Island, magically not crashing into anyone, until his cape dried off. Then he crashed into a wall. Ouch. Anyway...after he was magically quickly repaired...

"Well, I believe it is time for you to go back home Yuan. We will....miss you...." Sir Topham Hat lied.

"*Sniff* I know~! I will miss you too!! I have a present for you all! Everyone gather close!!"

It took 20 minutes for all the engines and Sir Topham hat to be in exactly the right spots for Yuan.

"I REALLY hate him...." Gordon hissed.

"It still could be a her!" Henry snapped.

"...Shut the fuck up..." Oooh! Very bad Gordon! Oh well.

"Now..to show you all I care..and that I will miss you.." Yuan started.

"Yeah what?!" everyone yelled.

"..I will give you this!!!!" Yuan sprouted his wings and flew off the ground, and flew above the group, then put the wings back: "ENGINE GLOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Gordon, Henry, and Toby all died that day. Sir Topham Hat is in the hospital now. Everyone else is being repaired.

Back at home...everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't speak.

"What? So? I didn't like those three that died..." Yuan pouted.

"NICE JOB YUAN!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE THEY OUGHTA HIRE YOU AS AN ASSASSIN!!! I can see it now...Yuan, the Engine Assassinator of D00M!!!" Michi laughed.

"Oh boy Yuan! I never thought I'd enjoy that show ever again, but I LOVED it today!!" Michael laughed.

"Nice job Yuan!! I'll stick up for you in the Engine court!" Sloane said.

But while everyone else was laughing and happy...Kratos was in the corner.

"Yuan and Lloyd keep getting all the attention....well...now it's my turn...I will earn the attention and fandom I deserve!" Kratos thought to himself. Then he walked off to finish plotting.

WHAT SHALL HAPPEN NEXT??? You'll have to wait till next time. 8DD Hope you enjoyed chapter 10! 8D See ya!