Me: Sooooo today I drew a nice picture of Gen and Izumo! Uploaded it as my profile. Yeah well it wont show up until twenty four hours BULLCRAP! Curse you ! Aw well, what can you do about it? Right? Am I right? SOMEONE TELL ME I'M RIGHT!
Rin: You're...right?
Me: Good...NOW TELL ME I'M PRETTY!
Genjiro: Again with refrences barely anyone is going to get.
Izumo: Fairly Odd Parents.
Rin: How is it that you know this Kamiki...?
Izumo: *Shrugs* Not that I watch that garbage but ya know.
Genjiro: So I thought you were busy today?
Me: Oh I was but my schedule cleared so here I am!
Izumo: Don't we feel special...
Me: That's my ring tone you know. "Sooomeone is messaging me~ IIIII am SPECIAL~!"
Izumo and Genjiro: ...you sure are...
Me: Well I think this dare thingy is becoming a musical! I love music...it makes my world turn. =3 So like I've got requests for either Dark woods circus or servant/daughter of evil." So wwhy not both? Heck I've got time!
Genjiro: Hm? So who's singing?
Me: Well first let's have Servant/Daughter of evil by Len and Rin-
Rin: I didn't write any music.
Me: Not you! Rin Kagamine from Vocaloids GOSH and if you were a vocaloid it'd be Kaito! Izumo would be Neru...LOL Because AKITA! Hehehe type of dog BAHAHAHAHA like her eyebrows. XD Sorry Izumo i love ya anyway.
Izumo: So who's singing? I heard the words Daughter...and Evil.
Me: Surprisingly not you Izumo. Though fifteen points for your guess.
Izumo: hmph.
Me: Kay so the ones singing that song(s) are Astarte and Amaimon.
Amaimon: Such strange music, this sounds fun.
Me: Yeeeaaahhhh anyway
Astarte: *Starts singing Daughter of Evil* There was once upon a time in another place. An evil kingdom who no person dared to face. And the ruler was a girl so mean, a tiny princess of only fourteen. So many furnitures littered her abode. Her loyal servant who's likeliness surely shows. *Keeps singing*
Amaimon: *Fits his part of the song into it* You are my princess I am your servant, destiny divided two pitiful twins. If it is to protect you I will even become evil. *Continues to sing*
~ After Song(s)~
Me: Kay now for Dark Woods Circus! Mephisto, Astarte, and Amaimon ACTION!
Astarte: *Eye twitches* More? Are you...fine! *Takes a breath and sings* Deep into the forest, far far in the back that way there is a circus. The chairman with the big eyes and ten meters tall.
Amaimon: All of the cast is jolly, their forms are rather strange. But it's so fun! The Dark Woods Circus, One with two heads, a deformed diva, a blue beast who loves to eat things cold.
Mephisto: Does anyone wish that I were alive? So undesireable I am in this body? Why do you look at me like that? This face that is rotting..It's painful.
All: *Continue to sing*
~ After the song is over~
Me: Creeeeeeeepppyyyyy ._. but awesome. Alright Shima truth time! Tell us what you think about all the females present! So that's Astarte, Izumo, Shiemi,Shura, and Yukio-
Yukio: Detention.
Me: Worth it.
Shima: I'm absolutely overjoyed about this *_* I mean just look at them! Shura and Shiemi with their massive boobs! Izumo and Astarte with their amazingly hot temper. *Slightly drools, gets hit pretty hard by everyone again*
Me: Now Gen has to be Astarte's Familiar for the chapter.
Genjiro: Wha-
Astarte: Be a good wolf boy and bark.
Genjiro: *mumbles shows wolf ears and tail sits down and barks*
Astarte: Good boy! *Scratches behind his ear*
Genjiro: *Seems dazed*
Izumo: *Eyes Astarte jealously*
Astarte: Annyway Genjiro how's about you go play nice with Kitsune?
Genjiro: *Tilts head and glances at the multi tailed demon fox, whimpers slightly*
Me: Alright truth time everyone! Who's better Uke and Mike, or Kitsune? I Say Kitsune because well come on an awesome sauce fox demon with multi tails! Freaking awesome I mean I always liked that especially in Naruto you don't know how many packs of cards I bought to obtain one of those.
Izumo: You my friend have some serious issues.
Me: Hey! Says the girl who slept in a tent ON a trampoline because you refused to sleep out in the open. So neh!
Izumo: It was freezing and you. Genjiro, and Ace were hogging all the blankets!
Me: Yeah yeah. Anyway Gen?
Genjiro: *Points to Izumo*
Me: Uke and Mike?
Genjiro: *Starts speaking in a strange language* Sasunari no geogunta vega.
Me: *nods as if we were speaking in English* Yeah yeah I get it because you love Izumo it makes sense why you would choose them i totally get it man no sweat.
Everyone: huh..?
Astarte: uh what the hell did he say?
Me: Oh exactly what I just said, I repeated it for him since I knew none of you would get that, it's Lycan Language.
Astarte: Is..that even a thing..?
Shima: Oooh that's a hard one I suppose Kitsune, seems a tad nicer.
Rin: Kitsune, I think we've finally bonded. *Kitsune bites his arms* TT_TT See? Puppy kisses.
Suguro: Kitsune, doesn't seem like he/she gets outta control like Mike and Uke.
Shiemi: uke and Mike they seem cute. (Until they try to eat you.)
Konekomaru: U-um Mike and Uke since I know them better.
Yukio: Kitsune, seems tamer.
Izumo: Mine of course.
Astarte: Duh Kitsune.
Me: So Six for Kitsune, and four for Uke and Mike. Majority are in favor of Kitsune.
Genjiro: *Tilts head again then whimpers*
Me: And since you weren't her Familiar for long you shall be her familiar next chapter as well. Anyway I enjoyed writing sorry this came in a bit late but hey better late than never! Alright Until the next episode of-
Izumo: that's lame don't end it that way.
Me: Oh wait there is one thing I was suppose to do, my friend Ace has pointed out to me that I eat or talk about food in almost every chapter and that I should eat something every chapter soo...*Starts chewing on Astarte's hand, voice is muffled* I dunno where this has been but it needs salt.
Astarte: Wha! What the heck get off that's not food dang it! Hey are you listening to me mutt? HEY HEY!
~Kuromaru/Fluffy out!~