Don't own. Wish I did. Oh, well.


After they landed on the Vargas twin's roof, Feliciano had a question.

"Ve~ how did you see through our disgiuses, Antonio?"

"I heard Lovi's voice, and I knew it was you guys immediantly." Antonio replied.

"Glad I could be of service." Lovino grumbled.

"Awww! Don't feel used, Lovi~ I'm sorry!" Antonio apologized, "Please don't be upset with me."

"Whatever." Lovino huffed, "I don't feel used at all."

"But you sounded so upset."

"I always sound upset."

"But this time you sounded more upset than usual."

"This time?"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!"

"I'm not offended. I honestly couldn't care less."

"But you sounded offended."

"I will personally put you on that plane and fly you back to Italy!" Feliciano threatened, "Quit arguing!"

"I'm sorry." Antonio whimpered.

"Tch. Whatever." Lovino scoffed.

"Lovino." Feliciano... glared at Lovino...

"Mi dispiace."

"Good-"

"I am NOT a dog!"

"Mi dispiace!"

"Whatever."

"Where'd the others go?" Antonio asked.

"Ve~ They left a little while ago." Feliciano replied, "Well they left at different times." he paused, "Gilbert and Mattie left first. Francis and Arthur were second. Kiku and Alfred followed after that." he looked around, "So, Lovino, you, me, and Ludwig are the only ones here."

Lovino, Antonio, and Feliciano looked towards the German, and Ludwig suddenly felt uncomfortable.

"Um, guten tag?"

"Go away, you macho, son of a bitch." Lovino glared.

"I can't leave without Feli." Ludwig said.

"Why's that?"

"Ve~ I'm staying with him, remember?"

"He can stay here." Lovino said, "Our parents aren't around anymore, so he's got nothing to worry about."

"Ve? But I don't want to stay here."

"Lovino, you should know by now that I would never take advantage of Feliciano."

"Come on, Lovi, give him a chance."

"Ve~ Please, fratello."

"But- But, I-"

"Lovino, I love your brother. It seems that you're the only one who doesn't want to accept this."

"Ve~ He won't hurt me." Feliciano paused, "And even if he tries, I have the power to kill him." he paused again, "B-But I-I would never do that! I-I would never try that. I love Ludwig too much."

"B-But I-"

"Or are you just jealous that he found someone before you?" Antonio raised an eyebrow.

"That is defiantly NOT it." Lovino glared at his Spaniard... I mean... He glared at THE Spaniard! Ha! Haha! Hahaha!... Ha... Anyway!

"Well, if you're so worried about Feli," Antonio began, "he and Ludwig can stay at my place."

... "On second thought," Lovino paused, "A piu tardi, fratello!"

"Buona fortuna, Lovino!" Feliciano waved as Lovino dragged Antonio away.

"Stai zitto!"

"Ve~"

"Um, I don't know that much Italian, so I have no idea what you two said to each other." Antonio said as he and Lovino left the building, "Can you fill me in?"

"I told him I'd see him later, He said good luck. I told him to shut up." Lovino replied.

"Good luck with what?" Antonio asked as question marks literally appeared over his head.

"I don't know." Lovino blushed slightly.

"Then why are you blushing?"

"I'm not blushing."

"Yes, you are, and guess what."

"No, I'm not. What?"

"The blushing is making you soooooo cute!"

"I'm not blushing, and I'm not cute!"

"Are, too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are- Holy-"

"Watch your language!" Antonio shouted. Than he noticed the bewildered look on Lovino's face, "What is it?"

Lovino pointed striaght ahead, and Antonio looked over to where the shocked Italian was pointing and was shocked as well... Well, wouldn't you be shocked if you saw Feliciano and Ludwig making out? ... I wouldn't... I'd be taking pictures... Anyway, the shocked Italian and Spaniard were shocked for two totally different reasons.

"I-I-I-I-" Well, you can just imagine the reason why Lovino was bewildered. As for Antonio?

"How did they get ahead of us if we left before them?"

... Like I said: Two TOTALLY different reasons... Anyway, Lovino looked at Antonio like the Spaiard was crazy, but after he thought about it he thought it was a good question.

"How DID they get ahead of us?"

That question would forever haunt them because, instead of interrupting to ask, Antonio grabbed Lovino's arm and dragged him home.

When they were home, Antonio asked him a question.

"So, now will you tell me if you missed me?"

"No."

"No what, Lovi?"

"No, I will not tell you, you oblivious, idiotic, moronic ass."

"Lovi, don't be so mean."

"I can be as mean as I want to be."

"But it's not cute."

"I'm not trying to be cute!"

"You can't choose to be or not to be cute, Lovi." Antonio said, "It's a gift to only certain people, and you're one of them."

... "One, that doesn't even begin to make sense, and two, I'M NOT CUTE!"

"Yes you are!"

"Grrrr."