SHINKISRULE: Whaaaaatup, Furuba fans? I'm ShinkisRule and I'm here today with Ritsu! Say hi, Ritchan!
RITSU: Um… Hello… Oh no! I said "Um!" I shouldn't have had to hesitate like that! All I needed to say was a simple greeting! I apologize! I apologize to the entire world!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!
KREM: Why do I have the distinct feeling that this isn't the only time we're gonna hear that?
R: Gasp! You're right! I shouldn't scream like that! While I scream, I exhale, and that means I need to inhale more! I'm just wasting oxygen! I'm wasting it just by speaking! I'M SO SOOORRYYY!!!! Oh, no, I screamed again… I'm sorry…
SR: And that's the Ritchan we all know and love!
K: So the phrase "excuse me for living" would be serious coming out of her?
SR: Yeah, I guess it—"Her?"
K: Yes, her. The lady in the orange dress. Right there. In front of you.
SR: Um… Ritsu's actually a man.
K: …What in the name of…?
SR: The kimono calms his nerves.
K: That's just wrong!
R: Eeek! I know! I'm a disgrace! I apologize to the entire world for my disgracefulness!! I'm so sorry!!
SR: I told you, he dresses like that because it calms his nerves.
K: So he doesn't always dress like this? He just does it when he has to speak in public.
SR: Indeed.
R: I'm sorry…
SR: I asked him to come in his man clothes, but then I thought of how awful it would be if he did, so I changed my mind and let him wear the kimono.
K: It's a dress.
SR: It's a specific kind of dress worn by Japanese people!
K: Japan is weird…
R: I'm sorry…
SR: Japan gave you Transformers, so you'd better watch it, buster!!!
K: "Buster?" Sunbow gave us Transformers. Japan just gave us Diaclone cars and microchange. And Kiss Players. *shudders*
SR: DON'T BE RUDE IN FRONT OF RITSU!!!
K: ¿Por qué no?
SR: So, Ritchan, what is it about the way you dress that makes you feel so much calmer?
R: Well… I really don't know… I'm sorry for not knowing! I'm an idiot! I apologize! I apologize to the entire world!! I'M SO SORR—
K: *covers Ritsu's mouth* ¡SILENCIO! Don't want to waste oxygen, hmm?
R: *nods*
K: Good man-lady. Feel better?
R: *nods*
K: Now I'm going to remove my hand from your face. And when I do, you will go home, put on a pair of pants like a normal boy, and sit on the couch and watch TV and relax for the rest of the day. Understood?
R: *nods*
K: Okay. *removes hand from Ritsu's face*
R: Gasp! Oh no! There's saliva on your hand!! I drooled on it!! My germs are there!! You'll have to wash them off!! I'll wash it for you if you wish!! I'll do it right away!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!
K: *Jedi mind trick* You don't want to wash my hand…
R: I don't want to wash your hand…
K: You want to go home and rethink your life…
R: I want to go home and rethink my life…
K: And buy me some Cheetos…
SR: Now, Krem, let's not take advantage of the weak-minded…
K: Why else do we have stupid people?
R: I'm weak-minded!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!
SR: I think we should end it here… Then on with Hatori!