This is just a little filler I put together. The next chapter will have important things in it! Probably...
Chapter Nine: Analysis
It occurs to me that the journal entries about my friends and family (see Journal 4) are rather outdated. So, I've decided to write out a new one about them.
Tad Strange: Don't let the name fool you. This square dream demon is hands-down the most sane of my companions. He often helps me research the beings of this dimension, and I find it refreshing to share my discoveries with a friend. Loyal, compassionate, and intelligent, I honestly can't trust him more! Although, I'm still baffled by his pyrophobia. I asked him about it once. He stammered a bit, then Starclops whacked me in the head with her chew toy. I don't know why she had a chew toy, and frankly, I don't want to.
Starclops: As you may have guessed from that particular incident, she is strange. VERY strange. (Describes herself as "crazy awesome.") She has little to no censor, constantly compliments and/or TOUCHES my hindquarters (80% certain she tried to RAPE me when I tried to make her stop touching me), and has a fascination with being upside down. But, after a while, I learned that, while she is indeed an oddball by nature, there is another side to her. A side that shows the gentle, caring person she can be. I was actually rather touched when she first showed me this side of her. Something tells me, she doesn't let a lot of people see her like that.
Nadia Blackburne: My wife. Still can't believe a girl like her loves me. Me! Of all the men in the multiverse! Take that, everyone who called me a freak! Uh, anyway, Nadia is the nicest person I know, her artistic skills are fantastic, and her scars (while terrible in the sense that she even has them) are weirdly sexy. They are visual proof that she's a fighter. She's lived through Hell (literally?), and she still manages to pull through. A bit sensitive, but she says that all artists are a little like that. She also has this thing where she gets all poetic and deep when she's concentrating on her art. Again, weirdly sexy. I just don't understand why beings tend to fear mutants like her. I get that there was the Mutant War a while back, but come on, people. Not all mutants are terrible.
Violet Pines: Speaking of mutants that aren't terrible, let's discuss my daughter. The apple of my eye, she's extremely bright for her age, and her social skills are surprisingly adept for someone with my DNA. Probably gets that from her mother. I've noticed something interesting about her Future Sight (at least, that's what I started calling it): it always occurs after she makes physical contact with someone or something. What she touches always has relevance to what she sees, one way or another. One thing that still stumps me though? She lacks fingers, toes, a nose, and ears, yet she gets around as though she has all of those things. Don't ask me how she works her camera one-handed.
When I first went through the portal, I didn't know where to turn or who to trust. But, now I can safely say that I trust these four with my very life. Except maybe Starclops. I can tolerate the butt-grabbing, but if she ever rapes me, I'm reporting her the authorities!
So, yeah, nothing you didn't already know. Just a little journal entry. Review, anyway!