Title: Page-Turner.
Summary: Kakashi, dammit, stop
looking at that book! I am five times sexier than
that book!
Pairing: Hatake Kakashi and Haruno Sakura.
Requested by: MidnightRose46559
(Sorry I'm late. :0 )
Hey gaiz? This is pure crack. :D :D
Shipped from Crackland. Srry, we're out of capsules.
...

Aer ate them.

All of them.

That is all.

"Kakashi."

(Flipping a page and oh! Suki is pregnant!

Again.
Mm, what happened to her other five babies?

(Maybe she gave them up for charity. )

"Kakashii..."

He vaguely hears a breathy whisper, and--

OH NO SHE DIDN'T.

Your hand is frozen to your lips.

Moriko was cheating on Ichigo!!

HOW COULD SHE.

A low moan escaped your lips as you whimper piteously.

"...Poor dear.." You choke, tears of pure emotion welling in your eyes.

"Kakashi!"

Oh my--how could she do that while she was pregnant?!

"KAKASHI-SENPAI--"

A very violent voice, accompanied by very violent green eyes practically blinds your vision, you're glancing into the green flames of hell--er, oh, it's just Sakura.

(You're kind-of-sort-of-lover. So technically you could call her your K.O.S.O.L. But that sounds more like Lysol and less like what it's supposed to sound like. )

Ooh, is she wearing lace under that tank-top?

..

"Kakashi--," Sakura takes a deep breath, (you're so proud that she went to anger management classes!! heart ),
massages her temples, smiles a very patient smile and sits sidled next to you.

(You feel warm flesh.)

She lets her fingers travel up to your silvery hair and SHE GRABS YOU BY THE SCALP!

"DAMMIT KAKASHI!" She screeches, her teeth bared. "I AM FIVE TIMES SEXIER THAN THAT STUPID BOOK! PUT IT AWAY!" And your eardrums went to heaven. Or hell. Probably hell.

Yep, definitely hell.

You look at her in confusion.

"...Really?" You raise an eyebrow. Sakura blushes rather prettily, and you try to remember when it was that she had you wrapped around her finger, and when the point came where you wouldn't have it any other way.

"Y-yes.." She whispers fiercely, her cheeks cherry-red and her eyes apple-green. And you wish she'd take that hair-tie out of her hair because it's so much prettier down and oh, the book isn't looking so interesting anymore because she's--oh damn--she activated the come-hither-eyes and YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED THE BOOK YET.

"Um, okay?" You squeak, because real men squeak. Forget Sasuke anyhoo. Is he here reading porn and teasing an ex-fangirl at the same time. NOES.

Then of course you regret baiting her on because she's baring her teeth at you and oh, you hope she doesn't punch the bed. Insurance last time was killer.

(Sakura leers, a predatory smile, and leaps.)

And you feel like you're betraying the book almost as badly as Moriko the Third betrayed Ichigo, in the fifth volume of the Special Edition.

It's just that BAD.

Yet your hand hand moves on it's own, searching for the book on the dresser--

"KAKASHI. PUT. IT. AWAY."

..

"O-okay...!" And there is no shame in having your voice crack in fear.

Besides...

--

(You'll take it out when she's asleep.)

EPIC FAILZ. SORREH. D:
REVIEWETH TO TELL ME SO? :D :D