Well, sorry for the delay. I've been busy (playing League of Legends. Don't judge me). Anyway, I hope you enjoy and do leave a review saying what you think of the story so far.
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"Well, shit," Alex muttered, blushing deeply.
"No, actually, pee," Dan smiled sheepishly.
They entered the bathroom with strange looks being thrown at them. Alex glared in general direction while Dan kept his head down.
"How do you want to do this?" Alex asked, regretting her choice of words as soon as she saw Dan's expression. "Not A word Dan, or I swear you'll have to pee your pants!" She threatened.
Dan nodded with a shy smile. They stood outside the bathroom stall, both of them contemplating how to do this.
"Should I like," Dan motioned with his hands, "Sit?"
"I don't know, I'm not the expert here. You've had that thing for a while, you figure it out." Alex said with a blush. God, she was actually having this conversation. She was going to kill Hayley if she makes it out of here alive.
"Hey, it's not a thin-" Dan started but was cut off by a light slap on the cheek.
"Not of import!" Alex barked. "Just go sit and do your business, I'm gonna pretend I'm not here." She turned away extending her hand as much as possible. Dan didn't move. "Well?" Alex asked.
"I can't sit, it's gonna put you right above me." He blushed furiously.
"Then can't you do it with your left hand?" She asked.
"I can try," He shook his head. He was going to murder Hayley.
Five excruciating minutes later they were exiting the bathroom, the deep blush imprinted on their faces. Dan huffed a laugh, "Glad that's over."
"Yes, let's hope you don't have to tinkle again anytime soon." She smiled a little.
And then came Tessa, shoes clacking on the floor. She was accompanied by two of her girl friends. She stopped dead in tracks when she saw Dan and Alex exiting the bathroom together. Holding hands. Dan's zipper was down. She dropped her purse loudly.
Dan might not be the best looking, smartest and most romantic guy she ever met but he was still her boyfriend. And Alex was touching her property.
Dan turned around and saw Tessa. His breath caught in his throat. Not because of her beauty or anything-her face was disfigured from anger. Even her friends retreated a few steps away.
"RUN!" Dan shouted and pulled Alex by the hand. She glanced back and ran as if all demons from hell were chasing her.
They climbed a staircase and both were soon breathing heavily.
"Did we lose her?" Alex asked, leaning against the wall.
A scream pierced from above them.
"Nope," Dan said and inhaled deeply. They ran around a corner and crashed into someone.
"Dan?!" Dean exclaimed, slipping. His hands automatically went flying around in search of a steady object to hold on. He felt cold glass beneath his fingers and in the next moment, his head painfully hit the said glass.
They were all on the floor. Alex was lying atop of Dan, while Dean held his head, trying to stop the throbbing. Cas was kneeling besides him.
"Are you alright? Dean, Dean, do you hear me?"
Dean moaned, "I'm fine. Did I break anything?"
"No, you hit your head, there's probably going to be a bruise, no fractures."
Dean looked at him with glossy eyes, "I meant the vase."
"Oh," Cas blushed. Has quickly inspected the exhibit and found only a small crack on the glass case. He sighed in relief.
"Just a small crack," He said. One of the guards started shouting at them. "We should probably get going," Dean said as Cas helped him get up.
"Dunno man, I'm kinda comfortable." Dan chuckled looking down at Alex. She punched him playfully.
"Dan you JERK!" The momentarily forgotten Tessa shouted from besides them.
"Tessa calm down!" Dan shouted, "Let's get out of here before we get thrown out and then I'll explain!" He whined helplessly.
They all moved to the floor below. Hayley was standing next to a skeleton of some sort, explaining something to Matt.
"HAYLEY JENNIFER RAMSEY!" Dan shouted, "Get here right this instant!"
He knew he sounded like his mother but right now he didn't care.
"No can do, cous'" She pulled Matt with her, singing 'Can't keep my hands off of you' by Simple Plan.
"I got a song for you and it goes a little like this: 'Cause on the street, or under the covers We're stuck like two pieces of Velcro At the park, in the back of my car It don't matter what I do, No, I can't keep my hands off you" She gracefully made her way out of the room.
Dan groaned-shit.
Tessa was still glaring at them, "Well I'm waiting for my explanation, Dan." She put a hand on her hip and tapped her foot on the floor.
"Well, I had to pee." He stated simply.
"And that makes it better? She helped you pee?!" Tessa shouted.
"I did no such thing!" Alex interjected, "I don't know what you think of me but I don't participate in those kinds of activities."
Dean coughed, "Unlike some people," He coughed again. Tessa's face turned beat red and she stomped off.
Suddenly, Rose emerged from around the corner, Charles at her feet, "What have you done?" she asked, fear (and slight disgust?) in her eyes.
"What do you mean?" Dean asked.
Rose took in the scene in front of her. "Your fly, Dan," she pointed.
Alex did a great job at pretending not to be alive, or rather, that Dan is not alive, while he was zipping his pants.
"I swear to God, we didn't do anything," she said, looking at Rose.
"Wh…Oh that, I don't mean that, you'll tell me everything later, but the museum guard came to the Professors and said someone almost broke the glass case?"
"Yeah, well, I fell and the Portland vase suddenly appeared and well…" Dean mumbled.
"Portland vase? Again? Really? How many times does that poor old thing have to be broken?"
Dean huffed, "Why does everyone know everything about that stupid vase?"
"I do my research," Rose answered, satisfied.
"I thought you liked the vase," Cas said quietly, looking like a kicked puppy.
"Cas, man, I didn't mean it like that."
Gordana appeared and acknowledged them with a "Greetings." After Gordana followed Professors Nick and Michael with Sam and Gabriel behind.
Professor Nick pointed at them, "The six of you, follow us."
They couldn't do anything but to oblige, although Charles and Rose protested loudly, "We didn't do anything!"
"We were with you all the time, for God's sake!"
Professor Nick turned to Charles. "Don't you bring God into this," he threatened. That shut Charles up.
They arrived in front of the cracked glass case and a frowning guard.
"I swear, it was an accident," Dean blurted out.
"Say cheese," Sam said and a clicking sound was heard. "This is going to make the headline. I already see it. At the scene of the crime."