A/N: I AM SO SORRY! My computer fucked up so I could neither write nor upload! *hyperventilates* BUT HERE! This is probably the shortest chapter ever, but! There will soon be more!
Tattaaaaaaaaaa!
A/N 2: Uhm, since it is so long since I updated last time, let's have a look at what we have: Roxanne gets kidnapped by Megamind, Incredible Handsome Criminal Genious over all Villainy, but halfway through the kidnapp, something goes wrong, and Minion brings her to a Safe Room. There, Roxanne has to confront her inner demons, turns Evil and is about to find out something she'd never imagine would happen to her- it's something taken straigh out of a movie!
Roxanne blinked. Then, without really thinking about doing it, she squeled and jumped up from her sitting position, because-
No voices.
Villain clothes.
Purple sky.
She didn't really think, now either. Didn't really look. She just knew, just knew, that this was not to be the last time she would be in that clearing.
-Oh please- she thought. –let him be here, dear god, oh please, please, please-
«Megamind!» she called, just a little bit desperate. No answer. «Megamind!?» she called again, hoping for the love of al that was Evil that please let him be here.
Her heart started to beat quicker immediatly when some bushes nearby started moving. She turned towards them, hoping, but trying not to, that it was him.
The love of all that was Evil did not fail her.
That blue head peeked out from the bushes, and he looked so surprised, so hopeful that she didn't know what to do.
So.
She ran towards him, again, mindless of her or his spikes.
Seriously, she didn't care at all.
Why would she?
«Megamind!» she cried, at the exact same moment they wrapped their arms around each other. She buried her face in the crook of his neck, and then, before she could stop herself, she was crying. Though, she could feel his shoulders shaking under her arms, holding her tight even as he cried himself.
«Roxanne» he breathed, disbelieving. She gasped at that. His voice, god, his voice! She hadn't heard that voice in for-fucking-ever.
«Oh my god» Roxanne whispered. «Oh my god»
Megamind let out a shivering bark of a laugh. Not shortly after, the blue alien let her go, his face so uncertain.
As if she actually wasn't there.
Oh, if she could choose, she'd NEVER leave!
He looked into her eyes, the green depths, oceans, holding so much emotion and hurt.
Pain.
Before she managed to say something, he bent over and kissed her forehead, his blue lips smooth and touching her peach skin, staying there for a very short time. Too short, if you ask Roxanne, that still felt his touch even when he pulled away.
«Where have you been?» he asked, his voice a little bit shaky, as if it could break at any moment. Roxanne sighed heavily, and her legs colapsed under her. She stumbled towards him, and he catched her, surprised.
(Of course he did, he always does.)
«Roxanne!» he said and held around her again.
«Oh, Megamind» she whispered and straight out fainted.
«Roxanne?»
-ouch-
Headache, oh god, headache. Never a smart thing to fall asleep in the dream world then.
«Roxanne?»
Something slapped her in her face. Gentle.
«Roxanne!»
What was that voice? Deep and comforting. Oh god. Sexy, in a way.
«Roxanne!»
Finally, she cracked her eyes open and was met with a pair of green once, filled with concern and worry. Blue lips. Blue skin.
Roxanne immediatly blushed when she remembered what she had thought about his voice.
«I'm awake» she told him and tried to get up. They were still in the clearing, thank god. And still, no voices. No Megamind.
She clanced over at him, before she crawled over to his body. He was sitting on his knees nearby, his cape draped over his lap as if he was cold. Before he could react, she moved over to lean her head on his chest, succesfully pushing him down into the grass.
Roxanne hummed happily as she felt his heartbeat and breath fasten.
«I must be dreaming» he whispered, his voice vibrating in his chest.
«Silly, you're in my dream. You-« she stopped herself before she could say the rest. (are dead)
«Oh, that-that't true, you-« Megamind said as his breath cought up in his trouth.
Roxanne lifted her head to look at him. He had this look, that just told her that he was in deep thought. His eyebrows were drawn close together.
«Look, Roxanne, this-this is not- has not the same meaning to humans as, as- my species, I am, after all, alien, but- anyways, I suppose that, this is, to some point, the same, if, if it is anything like my calculations, but-« he rambled away. Roxanne sat up again, looking down at him. What was he trying to say?
«Roxanne, I am not dead» he whispered. Roxanne's eyes widened.
-calm, Roxanne, it's a dream after all. A dream. A dream-
«There was an explotion Megamind, you couldn't have survived that, we saw the pictures of the city of our city, and- oh god, Megamind, don't you dare give me false hopes!» she cried and clenched her fists.
«Roxanne, listen to me! I am not, howsoever, dead. Listen, I had the DE-gun, I dehydrated myself and woke up for a short time ago, stuck in some ruins god knows where. But I am soon to die, if you and Minion can't find me! I have no water nor food. I don't care much if you believe me or not, but please try to search the ruins of the city! Please, I have to see you again, Roxanne, please!»
Roxanne blinked.
Oh god.
DE-gun woke up stuck ruins soon to die can't find search-
Of course, Megamind, of course
She- she felt it, almost, in her stomach, that she should believe him, this man would never lie to her, never.
«I… I believe you, Megamind, but, what-« Before she managed to say the whole sentence, Megamind shushed her, blinking confused a few times.
«Ask Minion to explain the thing with my people and love, okay? Please, Roxanne, I-«
Roxanne froze.
-I'm running out of time-
-shit-
She heard the cold, creepy voice echo in her ears as she cut Megamind short.
«I'm so sorry, Meagimd, but I gotta go!» she whispered.
Shorty after, one piece of Roxanne Ritchi woke up in a bed, still wearing villain clothes, and her hopes set sky high.
She could almost touch the clouds.
A/N: Never fear, folks, the next chapter is being written! It will soon come out!