AN:
JK: I'm BACK! Whoot! Alright. I apologize for the perverted stick. SOTTO CAME UP WITH THAT!
Sotto: Well, you're a chapter short for giving me credit…
JK: Hmph. Sorry.
Sotto: What the (Bleep) kind of apology was that? You spat that at me you inferior stooge!
JK: Agh! Sotto! I nearly missed the censer button!
Sotto and JK: (Get into ridiculous sissy fight)
Disclaimer:
Axel: JK owns nothing and never will. Got it memorized?
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Vexen was lying on his bed reading a ridiculously tough book when Demyx walked in quietly. The Melodious Nocturne tiptoed over to Vexen's bed and took a deep breath.
"HEEEEEEY, VEXY!" He screamed. Vexen jumped 50 feet in the air.
"Why, you insolent…blah, blah, blah, sneaking up on me, blah, blah, blah, in so much trouble, blah, blah, blahdy, blah, blah…"
-Two Hours Later-
"And ANOTHER thing!"
"No! I'm sorry! Just SHUT UP!"
"WHAT? What did you just say? You insolent brat! No one respects their elders these days, and when I was a boy-"
"And…how many centuries ago was that?" Demyx asked, opening a can of Dr. Pepper he had gotten out of heaven knows where.
"WHAT?" Vexen screamed.
"Oh, God!" Demyx pulled out his trusty gum and put it in his mouth.
"Don't you DARE, young man…" Vexen began. Too late. Demyx pulled the gum right back out and slipped it in Vexen's hair.
"DEMYX!" Vexen screamed, running to the kitchen. Demyx took a sip of the Dr. Pepper he got out of heaven knows where.
"Jeez…I thought that was MY job…" The Riku replica said, walking into the room.
"Putting gum in Vexen's hair?"
"No. Bugging Vexen."
"Wait…I thought you were his trusty follower."
"I've crossed over to the dark side…" Riku replica said with an evil grin. Evil sounding music played.
"…Where did that come from?" Demyx asked, looking at the ceiling.
"What?"
"Nothing. Gotta go!" Demyx said, running out of the room.
"Weird…" In his room, Demyx started packing his bags.
"Going somewhere?" Zexion asked.
"Yeah."
"Where?"
"Another world, maybe?"
"…Someone's on a warpath, right?"
"Vexen."
"AGH! G-GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!" Zexion screamed, helping Demyx pack. "Vexen is SCARY when he's mad!"
"Yeah, the Riku replica told me!"
"…Vexen's little follower?"
"He crossed over to the dark side…" Demyx said. Evil sounding music played. Demyx and Zexion looked at the ceiling. "Where is that coming from…?"
"I dunno."
"Oh, well. Tell me when Vexen calms down. Until then, Abyssinia!" Demyx called, running out the door and into a VERY p'oed Vexen. "Yipes! Vexen!"
"Just. WHERE. Do. You. Think. You're. Going?" Vexen said through clenched teeth.
"Uh, oh!" Demyx muttered, jumping up to his feet. "I was, uhhh…"
"Going to hide in another world AGAIN?"
"What, me? Nooo! I would never-pleasedon'tkillme!"
"Come with me." Vexen said, grabbing Demyx by the ear and dragging him down the hall.
"Ow! Hey! Come on! Let go! That hurts! HEY!"
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AN:
JK: Getting dragged down the hall by your ear HURTS! Dr. Pepper RULES! Ah, yes. I took a break from this chapter. (By "I took a break from this chapter", I mean Kitchi.)Me n' Sotto were, ahem, DISCUSSING rather important matters…
Sotto: All that would be censored!
JK: Oh, yes…BIG time. Ah, yes. The evil music was played by, my friend Jeffery!
Jeffery: (With Record Player) Hi!
Sotto: Until the next chapter,
Sotto, JK and Jeffery: Bye, bye!