"Jason! Roy! Wally! Get down from there!" Bruce yelled at the swinging children.

Alfred was gone once more, going to visit family in England to celebrate the ending Christmas season, leaving him alone with his six crazy children. Only a week had passed since Conner had told Bruce he was a clone, and Clark had gone with orders and was now training Conner to control his strength.

"No way, José!" Wally yelled back, continuing to swing wildly as his older brothers stuck their tongues out at Bruce.

"Megan! Not you!" Bruce yelled as M'gann somehow also managed to jump up onto the chandelier.

"Dick, get down from there right now!" Bruce yelled as Dick got on top of the TV and started to jump around any high place he could find."Conner, don't do that!" Bruce yelled as Conner helped Dick jump up onto the chandelier.

And Bruce looked at his only hope, his son Kaldur. "Want to join the fun?" He asked as the boy looked up at him.

And wise gray eyes looked back at him. "I believe you have enough problems already, father."

Bruce sighed, then the door bell rang, making him groan. "Could you at least stay quiet!?" He asked, making the kids scream even louder.

Kaldur rolled his eyes at his father and siblings, then went to answer the door. When he did, a blonde man with a funny goatee was standing there, a small gift in his hands.

"Who are you?" Kaldur asked, forgetting his manners for a while. If ever asked, he would just blame his family.

The man looked down at him, surprised to find a kid instead of Bruce Wayne. "Um... I'm looking for Bruce Wayne. I'm a friend of his, Oliver Queen."

Kaldur nodded, then beckoned the man to enter the house. Ollie followed Kaldur as he led him to the family room, where Jason was now hanging from the tree.

"How did I end up here?!" He screamed as Bruce jumped to get him up.

"Stop moving, Jason!" He growled as an arrow with a plunger for a head hit his back. "Roy, if you shoot me one more time, you'll end up with those arrows in an unpleasant place!" He threatened, making the redhead go pale and straighten up as he swung upside down on the chandelier.

"Hello, Brucey." Olliver smirked, making the man turn to him.

Bruce paled at the sight of Olliver Queen, and slowly sank down from the tree. He cleared his throat and straightened his suit up, then walked over to him. "Ollie, to what do I owe this surprise?" He asked as he offered the blonde his hand.

Ollie smirked at the younger man's discomfort, shook his hand, and showed him the small gift. "One reason was to give this to you. Another was for Alfie. He told me to pass by to make sure you weren't dead."

Bruce nodded as he took the gift, only for it to be snatched away by a thieving Wally. "Wallace Jonathan West-Wayne!" Bruce yelled as he glared at the ginger.

Wally only smirked up at him, and said, "What, I wanted to see."

Bruce growled at him, then felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up to see Ollie, who was smiling at him. "Don't give him such a hard time, Bruce. I'm sure he wants to practice what Jason has been teaching him."

Jason stuck his tongue out at him as he hugged the Christmas tree, then asked, "What are you doing here, Uncle Ollie?"

All of the kids stopped jumping at the question, and Ollie found himself on the recieving end of crazy stares. "We have another uncle?!" Wally gasped.

Then, before Ollie could even take a step back, the kids were getting out of there positions for causing evil, and were running to attack him. He fell as they all hugged him, all of them asking their own questions.

"What's your name?" M'gann asked.

"Did you bring gifts?" Wally asked.

"Didja? Didja? Didja?" Dick asked after Wally.

"Do you like arrows?" Roy asked.

"Do you like cookies?" Conner asked.

"Whoah! Get off of Ollie!" Bruce commanded, grabbing Wally's waist to get him off.

The boy quickly turned around and stuck to him, hugging Bruce. "My Dada!"

Ollie chuckled as the kids got off of him, and Kaldur helped him get up. He smirked as Bruce tried to pry Wally off of him, then said, "I'm guessing this is the Bat troop?" He asked.

Bruce glared at him, and the kids gasped. "You know?!" M'gann gasped.

Ollie smirked at him, and said, "Course I do, kid. I'm awesome like that."

Bruce glared at him, and finally got Wally off of him. "He's kidding, kids. He's not awesome, just a nosy archer."

Roy's eyes widened, and he asked, "You're Green Arrow?"

Ollie's smile dropped, and he frowned at Bruce. "You training 'em to be detectives?"

Bruce just rolled his eyes. "Seriously, Ollie? You're the only person on this Earth that still has a goatee like that."

Ollie pouted at that, then eyed all of the kids that were staring hopefully at him. He looked around, seeing all of the mess, and christmas wrappers on the floor. "I'm guessing Christmas still hasn't ended."

Bruce sighed, turning to face his house. "It's not that... It's just that..."

Ollie put his hand on Bruce's shoulder, and shook his head. "Kids will be kids, Bruce. How about this? We go buy a gift for each of your kids; as my Christmas gift to them; and I send some people here to clean up?" He asked.

Bruce looked at Ollie thankfully, but before he could say anything, the kids were already cheering and running up the stairs. Bruce smiled after them, then turned to Ollie, who was smiling after the kids too.

"I'm guessing that's a yes." Bruce told him. "Come on, I'm sure Roy will love to show you his bow collection." He told Ollie, putting a hand on the older man's back to lead him up the stairs.

The one thing that everyone forgot was Jason hanging from the tree. "Hello?! Anyone there?!" He called, now hanging from his underpants. Don't ask. "This is getting really uncomfortable!"

Sorry it's so short. Four reviews and I'll update as soon as I can.