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Chapter 10. A prisoner "princess".
APOV
These past couple of weeks have been absolutely awesome! Bella and I have been so close after our chat, but we haven't even mentioned Jacob again. Edward doesn't know a thing and Bella wants it to stay that way until she can break it off with Jacob. She still flirts with Edward though. He's definitely whipped but he always denies it, usually while going all gooey at Bella.
He's more like a priest than a rebel now! Ha-ha! I have to use that in my next "insult Edward" session.
We're all like a big family when we're alone; it's actually pretty funny when we're around the camp. Jasper has to "shout" at me a lot. Most of the time though, they get mad at us for no reason, gives us countless punishments and then we all sneak out of camp and go somewhere to hang out.
The only downer about this place though, the new inmate. She's such a little bitch. She waltzed into the camp and starting acting like she owns the place. The little cow only got here a few hours ago and I hate her. She had the nerve to ask me where her room was, then laughed when I told her and said she requested a private room.
This is boot camp, not boarding school.
I was getting sick of this princess already so I went to find Bella; she was sat in the shade of a big oak tree, reading Wuthering heights. I sat down beside her.
"Hey Bells. You seen the new girl?" I asked, she put down her magazine.
"Hey, and yeah, I have. Her name's Victoria." She made a face.
"Has she been here before?"
"No why?"
"Well, she just flew in here and started acting like she owned the place." I glared up at the branches of the tree, imagining that the tree was Victoria and I had laser eyes.
That'd be cool! I heard Bella snort.
"I know, she had five, count 'em! Five suitcases and then expected me to carry them like I was her slave." She glared over at the real Victoria.
"What did you do? please tell me that you didn't carry them." I groaned, she wouldn't.
"fuck no! I told her hell no and gave her dishes for a week. Oh and I told Emmett to use a plate for every bit of food he eats, she's never coming out of that kitchen before her 30th birthday!" we both started giggling.
"who the fuck do you think you are!" I heard a familiar voice scream. We looked over to see Tara, the camp's tough girl shouting at Victoria. Tara was cool when she was in a good mood, you don't piss Tara off unless you have a death wish. She was usually really nice though, especially if you're upset. Her short blonde hair is always up in a beanie and she had electric blue eyes. Eyes that- at this moment in time- were glowering with anger at the red-headed girl that was getting in her face.
"Me? i think I'm a person." Victoria snapped. Touché.
"A person that's about to have her face messed up." Lisa said smoothly. I didn't doubt that this was gonna be another Tanya incident.
"Ooooh, I'm sooo scared." This girl was a sarcasm maniac. Me and Bella got up and walked over to the little confrontation.
"You should be." Bella commented as we walked. All the girls turned around to see us coming towards them and the entire ones not involved vanished. This also happened a lot.
"This is bullshit! You fucking wardens don't do anything! All you do is sit of you asses all day!" Victoria exploded. Bella's face went very stony, this was gonna be good!
"Get to the gym." She said through her teeth.
"Bu-"
"NOW!" Bella could be one scary chick. Victoria practically ran to the gym. Me, Lisa and Tara followed Bella in. Bella grabbed a backpack from a cupboard and started filling it with weights. She handed it to the queen bitch.
"now I don't usually do this to people on their first day, but you sooo deserve it. Put that backpack on." Victoria put it on in a flash but after about 10 seconds, her knees buckled under the weight. We al laughed as she picked herself up.
"don't be such a baby! It's only 20 pounds, most of these guys get 25. you've got the honour of camp punishment. Let's go running round the perimeter of the camp shall we?" Bella clapped her hands in fake delight as she said it.
"yeah, it's only about four miles." I giggled. We pulled her outside and Bella got in the buggy.
"coming girls? it's a Sunday so you can come." She looked at us, and we hopped on. The four of us fit perfectly. Victoria gave us a sour look and started running…
three hours! It took little miss princess three mother fucking hours to run two miles. Two! She still has that much to go, it's like 3pm. It's ok though, Bella brought snacks! We were still bored though.
After egging her on and making cracks at her for a while, we started singing songs. This annoyed her more than the jokes. Bella switched the little radio inside the buggy on, I love this cart! We started singing and dancing in the cart.
"now for a little joke, how do you make Lady Gaga mad?" the radio DJ practically sang, "you p-p-poker face! Ha-ha! Here she is folks!" we all squealed as Lady Gaga came on, I'd heard that joke a million times before but I loved the song.
"Mum mum mum
mah I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas
Plays Oh,
oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Mum mum mum mah
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love
it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And
after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
I'll get him hot, show him
what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll
get him hot, show him what I've got
Victoria kept shooting
glares at us but we were too busy singing. "Can't
read my, P-p-p-poker
face, p-p-poker face I wanna roll with him a
hard pair we will be Can't read my, P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face I won't tell you that I love you Can't read my, Can't read my, Can't read my, P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker
face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's
got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't
read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And
baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh,
oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've
got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him
hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
No
he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't
read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's
got me like nobody)
(Mum
mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum
mah)
Kiss or hug you
Cause
I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with
my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your
bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check
this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read
my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like
nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't
read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like
nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't
read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like
nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker
face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum
mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum
mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)"
We were laughing like loony's at the end of it. We shouted a little at Victoria as she started slowing down as we waited for the next song. She picked up the pace but her face was bright red and she was huffing like the big bad wolf. She was in sooo worse shape than we were.
"so that was our pop section of the hour, don't forget we're doing every music genre in one hour. Next, we have something for our hard rockers out there. Here's numb by LP!" I squealed in delight and so did Bella. Tara and Lisa gave us a funny look.
"What? You've never heard of Linkin' Park?" we asked, they shook their heads. Weirdoes! Bella and I sang along as loud as possible.
"I'm tired of
being what you want me to be I've
become so numb I can't feel you there Can't you see that you're smothering
me I've become so numb I can't feel you there And I know I've become so numb I can't feel you
there I've
become so numb I can't feel you there
Feeling so faithless lost under the
surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the
pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just
caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake
to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Become so tired so much more
aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and
be less like you
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything
that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of
you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every
step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow
just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than
I can take
Become
so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is
be more like me and be less like you
I may end
up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone
disappointed in you
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all
I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I'm tired of being what you
want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm
tired of being what you want me to be"
All of us in the buggy were at least singing along to the chorus by the end of it. The rest of the afternoon went like that, music and cussing Victoria. It was nearly seven o'clock by the time we got back to where we started. Victoria was practically fainting. We led her back to her bed and she dropped on it asleep and fully clothed. After about another thirty minutes of laughing and joking, the rest of the girls started to wander into the dorm, waking up a very cranky Victoria in the process.
She gave us a death glare and stalked off towards the showers. We just burst into hysterics. It's a well known fact in this camp that the only girls in this camp that Bella likes are me, Rose, Tara and Lisa. That's why not many mess with us.
It was a Sunday night so we all had an early night because of the camp walk tomorrow. It was only a few miles marching.
BPOV
I got up really early this morning. I dressed like usual and snuck out to the kitchens. I grabbed a bucket and put a little cold water in it. Then I started adding ice and then more water, stirring all the time. Lucy taught me this trick a few years ago. It makes the water so much colder.
I was going to have a little fun with our new little princess!
I had a funny feeling that she wasn't going to get up this morning, so I prepared a little refreshment for her.
I brought the bucket back to the dorm just as the clock chimed six.
"come on you lazy slobs! Up you get!" I shouted, clanging on the metal headboards, this usually got them up more than anything else. I got to Victoria's bed and clanged extra hard.
"come on newbie!" I shouted in her ear. A hand shot out from under the covers and stuck two fingers up at me. I harrumphed and whipped the cover off her bed.
She groaned ad put the pillow over her head. I shrugged my shoulders and walked over to my bucket. I brought it back to her bed.
"fine! If that's the way you want to play it!" I poured the entire contents over her body and head. She let out a high pitched shriek and jumped about five foot in the air.
"holy Mary mother of Jesus!" she screamed.
"now Victoria! I didn't know you were religious." I tsked and the dorm burst into laughter.
"what the hell was that for!" she practically shouted at me. I saw Alice tense and Rose put a hand on her shoulder. They were both very protective of me.
"you wouldn't get up." I explained calmly.
"you could have rang a fucking bell or something." She attempted to ring out her flame hair.
"I did." I clanged the headboard again to show her.
APOV
Watching this Bella-Victoria confrontation was hilarious. Victoria was such a baby.
"for god's sake! There is no service or anything here! You're all just horrible. I'm filing a complaint against you about this, and that punishment yesterday. I ruined my favourite jeans. And now I'm wet!" she whined.
"I'm sorry your highness, would you like me to get you a towel?" she bowed. I caught onto her sarcasm and started quietly giggling. Victoria however, didn't catch on.
"that would be helpful." She said. Stupid girl! Bella's face turned blank.
"well you're not getting one! Get dressed before I get another bucket!" Bella shouted, using her angry face. It was damn scary!
"but you just said-" she started but Bella cut her off.
"welcome to the land of sarcasm! Now get moving to lazy criminal! This isn't Buckingham palace!" she shouted again and then went over to inspect someone's bed-making.
Victoria put the uniform on gingerly, making faces as she went. We just laughed at her again before going over to the mess hall. Mondays were always great. We were allowed coffee at breakfast before our march to wake us up, but we snuck the little sachets of sugar and out them in our put them in our porridge. The coffee was good too.
Of course, when it wasn't Monday, one of our three favourite wardens would stroll past and slip us sugar or jam or sometime chocolate chips for the porridge. They were very good at it. I occasionally see them slip some to Garrett, Lisa and Tara too.
We saw Victoria sitting with Laurent and James, picking at her goop. She seemed to get very pally with them easily. I looked over and saw James. His nose was still crooked, ha-ha! That was a funny day.
Except for the loss of my beloved Ipod. That reminds me, Bella owes me a new one of those. I'll have to go talk to her about it later.
We heard something outside and went to investigate. It sounded like a car. We got outside and I was right. A tall teenager was getting out of a Volkswagen Rabbit. His skin was a deep russet colour and his eyes were nearly black. As soon as his eyes locked on Bella's figure, he grinned.
"Bella! Hunny!" he shouted in a deep voice as he waved. Her eyes went wide.
"Jacob?" she gasped. Edward gasped as well as he scooped her up into a tight hug.
Oh boy!
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